Ask me (Vodkas Victim) anything.

[TheOrangeCat]

Once I've pursuaded them to split their cock in 2 for me, I leave them. The only thing they'll ever love again is a puppy :elaugh:

well, two puppies ......:eeew::elaugh::2offtopic:why::ban::Flame::horse::anonymous:tinhat:

 

[Member442]

What would be the best day ever for you?

 

[vodkazvictim]

What is the best thing about Alisa by your oppinion - exept that she is a hot Canadian girl?

Alisa? Can't stand her :tongue:

Do you actually type in cock pics on google when searching for all those cock pics you post, don't you feel something is not right as you do so :dunno:

Go to thehun look at the links. Mostly they're good. Occasionally they're gay or even downright bizzarre. THAT'S how I found those pics.
You know, you're gonna have to be a lot nicer to me than that if you're going to persuade me to let you split your penis in half for me...

why are people, generally, good as individuals but fuckwads as groups?

Because we're not insects.
Or because everybody assumes everyone else has already thought it through and is right. As Eisenhower once said: If everyone's thinking alike then someone isn't thinking.

well, two puppies ......:eeew::elaugh::2offtopic:why::ban::flame::horse::anonymous:tinhat:

:clap: Now kiss my hairy arse :elaugh:

What would be the best day ever for you?

The day I was voted authority over the whole planet.

What is the best thing about Alisa by your oppinion - exept that she is a hot Canadian girl?

But seriously, as regards Alisa, she seems quite honest to me.

 

[Member442]

Okay whats a more realistic best day for you?

 

[GodsEmbryo]

* Opens thread *
Takes a dump in VV's toilet
Takes beer from fridge
* Leaves thread *

 

[julialee89]

What do you think about jayhellcats valentines day presant (that came a day too late?

 

[GodsEmbryo]

What do you think about jayhellcats valentines day presant (that came a day too late?

 

[vodkazvictim]

Okay whats a more realistic best day for you?

Playing the lottery for once and winning? I don't know, getting a great job which would allow me to care for my family.

* Opens thread *
Takes a dump in VV's toilet
Takes beer from fridge
* Leaves thread *

No more beer in fridge. Dran beer mixed with vodka. Too drunk to make it to toilet, so pissed in beer bottle. too drunk to think straight and so replaced piss-filled-beer-bottle in fridge. Enjoy :beer:

What do you think about jayhellcats valentines day presant (that came a day too late?

I don't think.

popcorn this :moon:

 

[lurkingdirk]

I don't think.

Is the above statement the truest thing you have ever typed?

 

[julialee89]

Do you blame the Vodka for not thinking?

 

[vodkazvictim]

Is the above statement the truest thing you have ever typed?

Fuck me sideways while singing the cucaracha.

Do you blame the Vodka for not thinking?

 

[bustybbwlover]

what do you think of king diamond?

 

[vodkazvictim]

what do you think of king diamond?

Who the fuck is king diamond?

 

[Member442]

Who the fuck is king diamond?

Well he's not the king of hearts. Did you know he committed suicide?

 

[vodkazvictim]

Well he's not the king of hearts. Did you know he committed suicide?

Since I don't even know who he is, know I didn't.

 

[Member442]

The king of hearts is in playing cards and he has a sword going into his head.

 

[bustybbwlover]

king diamond on the other hand is a singer who was the lead singer of mercyful fate and performed as simply king diamond after mercyful fate broke up also no suicide

what kind of music do you listen to?

 

[vodkazvictim]

king diamond on the other hand is a singer who was the lead singer of mercyful fate and performed as simply king diamond after mercyful fate broke up also no suicide

what kind of music do you listen to?

I like a little bit of everything.

I used to listen to a LOT of hardhouse, trance and techno, which a dash of classical and jazz, but these days I don't have time or money to go out and so I rarely listen to music
Assorted youtube musical favourites:










This one is PERFECT for Freeones!




For the upcoming British coronation




Epic once it gets going. Real end of your life theme.

 

[julialee89]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ltqz3EpufU

Is this The Orange cat from this forum? Or is it Whimsy? Or Thomas O'Malley? I cant tell them apart.

 

[lurkingdirk]

May I punch you in the nutsack?