Seventeen and a half.
 
Do you want to join me if I invade Sweden?
Or do you prefer to invade the porn industry and get a sea of porn and pornstars?
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
Which is worse: Ignorance or apathy?
I don't know. And even if I did know I wouldn't care enough to tell you.
Would you bring me Chicken soup?
Depends; if I was ill would you bring me Vodka to burn the disease out?
Do you want to join me if I invade Sweden?
Or do you prefer to invade the porn industry and get a sea of porn and pornstars?
Porn industry. The only good thing Sweden has is..... No, wait, Stolichnaya is better.
 

PirateKing

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I don't know. And even if I did know I wouldn't care enough to tell you.
:clap: Thank you sir, that was the response I was hoping for. Give yourself a pat on the back, or in your case bend over and give you genitals a nice peck.
 

TheOrangeCat

AFK..being taken to the vet to get neutered.
If you ever got face to face with Play With Alisa would you:

a) make the worst pass in recorded history, shit yourself and run away
b) spray your shorts, shit yourself and run away
c) burble incoherently, shit yourself and runs away
d) shit yourself and run away
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
I plan to make all those bullshit measurements like Fahrenheit, Inches, Pounds, Stone, you get the picture, go away. That is so 18th century.

Will you join me in that?
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
excluding guns, if you could learn to use any weapon like an expert which one would you choose?
Biting sarcasm.
:clap: Thank you sir, that was the response I was hoping for. Give yourself a pat on the back, or in your case bend over and give you genitals a nice peck.
We aim to appease, as Chamberlain might have had it.
In that case yes. Whatever the question was. Thank you Russki stadart!
If you ever got face to face with Play With Alisa would you:

a) make the worst pass in recorded history, shit yourself and run away
b) spray your shorts, shit yourself and run away
c) burble incoherently, shit yourself and runs away
d) shit yourself and run away
E: Make the worst pass in recorded history, get slapped, attempt to run away because I had my pants around my ankles and was fapping, scrape face along ground and thereby create a defining feature on my face which allows it to be distinguished from my arse.
I plan to make all those bullshit measurements like Fahrenheit, Inches, Pounds, Stone, you get the picture, go away. That is so 18th century.

Will you join me in that?
Elaborate.
 

vodkazvictim

Why save the world, when you can rule it?
why do you suppose some folk like to whack their cocks in half?
Do you think my exes chose to?
*plays maneater tune*
I make them fall in love.
They promise they'll do anything for me.
Once I've pursuaded them to split their cock in 2 for me, I leave them. The only thing they'll ever love again is a puppy :elaugh:
 
What is the best thing about Alisa by your oppinion - exept that she is a hot Canadian girl?
 
Do you actually type in cock pics on google when searching for all those cock pics you post, don't you feel something is not right as you do so :dunno:
 
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