Ask me (SpexyAshleigh) any question you want!

[Jon S.]

Spexy, you won't believe this but I've been wracking my head for a non-cock question, and my golly gosh, I came up with one! :tongue: And I think it's darn good/serious question

Anyway here it is: Are you intimidated by VERY Tall, Handsome and physically well built men? Lets say you're walking down a busy street and suddenly a guy walking behind you says "Hey sexy bitch, what a nice bumble bee ass you got mm mm mmmm!!" And you turned around and saw that he was 7'1', the most handsome face you'd ever seen, and nicely built in your eyes. Would you dare yell at him, react how you normally would?? or would u get all speechless & oooshy gooshy? On the other hand if you turned and saw a short 5'5 ugly man.. would your reaction be different?? Would LOVE to hear your thoughts Spexy.. and I can always count on you for your honest but sometimes painful answers.thanks in advance!

You ACTUALLY wracked your brain, and that was the best you could come up with!?!?!? God help us all! Ha ha ha! What woman wouldn't melt at being referred to as a bitch? I'm "shocked" that Ashleigh wouldn't find that to be a turn on. BTW, I'm not exactly sure what a bumble bee ass is...is that a rather dated term, or am I dated or something? Anyway, as much as it pains me to say, I would suggest that you stick to what you apparently do best...asking "cock" questions, because this one just doesn't cut it! Ha ha ha!


Anyway, here is my question:

Is the reason that the internet always smells like an ocean breeze because it's loaded with douchebags?

Before anyone has any delusions of grandeur, or gets offended, that question was a general one, and it was not directed at anyone in particular...get over yourselves! Ha ha ha!

 

[fiction101]

Ouch, go jbs! What a weird question. Is a bumble bee ass like... a regular ass but... striped black and yellow with a big insectoid stinger? I don't know if having one of those is necessarily a good thing. Wouldn't it be really hard to sit down?

My question... my question... do you think the universe as we know it just an atom in an even bigger universe that we can't perceive? Think... um... the ending of Men In Black. Yeah, scientific!

 

[zdenka]

If that actually happened, and I turned around and saw a Nick Carter lookalike, I'd be like "wow dude, what a waste of good looks, too bad you're a dick".

LMAO! Well, you see, that sounds more like a gentle retort than a reasonable response, and you've slipped in a compliment there too lol :1orglaugh I bet if the guy was short and ugly you'd probably say 'Go and fuck yourself, asshole!!' and then smack him with your handbag :1orglaugh Can you say with complete honesty that the more handsome man won't get a slightly better treatment from you everytime?

 

[Jon S.]

Okay, I can't resist....What the fuck is a "bumble bee ass"???

This question is open to the ever lovely and intelligent Ashleigh & our possibly over-creative wordsmith zdenka!

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

LMAO! Well, you see, that sounds more like a gentle retort than a reasonable response, and you've slipped in a compliment there too lol :1orglaugh I bet if the guy was short and ugly you'd probably say 'Go and fuck yourself, asshole!!' and then smack him with your handbag :1orglaugh Can you say with complete honesty that the more handsome man won't get a slightly better treatment from you everytime?

Hell no the better looking guy wouldn't get better treatment. Do you actually think I'm vapid enough to NOT get offended if a hot guy harasses me negatively? I'm a woman, one thats mature and intelligent- if a guy is a dick, it automatically makes him the ugliest person in the world. You could put Brad Pitt in front of me and I'd treat him the same as I would Danny Devito. And in your case, I don't even NEED to see what YOU look like to tell you that your question is slightly offensive and kinda dumb. If a guy sexually harasses me, his good looks aren't going to save him from my pepper spray or a swift punch to his pretty lil face. End of story. Little girls might giggle at a "hot" asshole, but I'm a grown woman- that shit ain't sexy.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Anyway, here is my question:

Is the reason that the internet always smells like an ocean breeze because it's loaded with douchebags?

Before anyone has any delusions of grandeur, or gets offended, that question was a general one, and it was not directed at anyone in particular...get over yourselves! Ha ha ha!

The amount of douchebaggery on the internet makes it smell like stinky cock, not an ocean breeze. lol

Okay, I can't resist....What the fuck is a "bumble bee ass"???

This question is open to the ever lovely and intelligent Ashleigh & our possibly over-creative wordsmith zdenka!

No effin idea what a bumble bee ass is lol

 

[Deepcover]

Can you remember the best question anyone has ever said to you on here?

 

[lurkingdirk]

If you had to choose a bacon to snack on in bed, would it be number one, or number two:

1.


2.

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Can you remember the best question anyone has ever said to you on here?

Hmmmm....there have been alot of good questions. I'd have to go through them and see which one is my fav.

If you had to choose a bacon to snack on in bed, would it be number one, or number two:

1.


2.

Duh #1. Kevin Bacon is fugly.

 

[PJpenny]

How do you like having your image on peoples avs or sigs?

 

[D-rock]

On one of your profile pictures on FreeOnes you have a very cute picture where you are wearing glasses. I was just wondering if you normally wear glasses or is that just part of the costume for that picture to make it look cool?

 

[Jon S.]

The amount of douchebaggery on the internet makes it smell like stinky cock, not an ocean breeze. lol

Correct you are!!! I definitely detect that very smell right here on FreeOnes! Now, I don't mean everyone....but one has to admit that we do have more than our share! I was checking old threads earlier out of morbid curiosity and I found that the douchebaggery epidemic is hardly a new phenomenon here on FreeOnes!


Now for a silly question: If you could have $10,000 in cash or a lifetime supply of bacon (bacon anytime and anywhere you want it)...which would you choose?

Question 2....and be totally honest please....who has the highest level of douchebags per capita.....the United States, Canada, or are they basically equal? Like I said, be honest here...I'm an American....but I can take it! Ha ha ha!

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

How do you like having your image on peoples avs or sigs?

I think its cute!!!!

On one of your profile pictures on FreeOnes you have a very cute picture where you are wearing glasses. I was just wondering if you normally wear glasses or is that just part of the costume for that picture to make it look cool?

The photo that you saw, the glasses were just costume glasses for the shoot. But I do wear glasses normally, everyday. I have horrible vision.

Correct you are!!! I definitely detect that very smell right here on FreeOnes! Now, I don't mean everyone....but one has to admit that we do have more than our share! I was checking old threads earlier out of morbid curiosity and I found that the douchebaggery epidemic is hardly a new phenomenon here on FreeOnes!


Now for a silly question: If you could have $10,000 in cash or a lifetime supply of bacon (bacon anytime and anywhere you want it)...which would you choose?

Question 2....and be totally honest please....who has the highest level of douchebags per capita.....the United States, Canada, or are they basically equal? Like I said, be honest here...I'm an American....but I can take it! Ha ha ha!

a) I'd take the cash. Lifetime supply of bacon would be cool, but I have oodles of debt that 10k would certainly help pay off.

b)Well, I don't know many American guys in real life...haven't interacted with them enough to REALLY draw a conclusion to this question. But if we're going strictly based off of online douchebags, American hands down. I find Canadian guys (and girls too) to generally be more laid back than Americans, and there are ALOT of Americans who have so much patriotism that it makes them look down on anyone who isn't an American. I get alot of guys like that in my room...heads stuck up their arses. All of the Canadian guys I've chatted to have been super friendly and laid back, same with Brits and Aussies. Europeans and those from the middle east/Asia usually can't speak enough english to be douchebags lol...so usually if there is an asshole in my room, he's American. No offense to anyone from the US here, just my general observation in my own chatroom. I do find though that its more an age thing...younger the guy is, usually the more disrespectful he is. I'd say that plays as a bigger factor than nationality does. :2 cents:

 

[brodkill]

aww you think its cute that you are in my avatar

you should make me a new fan sign so i can update it

 

[Jon S.]

b)Well, I don't know many American guys in real life...haven't interacted with them enough to REALLY draw a conclusion to this question. But if we're going strictly based off of online douchebags, American hands down. I find Canadian guys (and girls too) to generally be more laid back than Americans, and there are ALOT of Americans who have so much patriotism that it makes them look down on anyone who isn't an American. I get alot of guys like that in my room...heads stuck up their arses. All of the Canadian guys I've chatted to have been super friendly and laid back, same with Brits and Aussies. Europeans and those from the middle east/Asia usually can't speak enough english to be douchebags lol...so usually if there is an asshole in my room, he's American. No offense to anyone from the US here, just my general observation in my own chatroom. I do find though that its more an age thing...younger the guy is, usually the more disrespectful he is. I'd say that plays as a bigger factor than nationality does. :2 cents:

Based upon my observations as an American, you are spot on in your observations IMHO. Of course, if an American dares to call out his fellow Americans on any issue, he is immediately flamed and/or someone wishes you get cancer (don't ask me...that seems to be a popular cliche). I know you can certainly relate, but it's not always easy being real....especially in America...but that does not dissuade me in the least! And I would also agree about the whole age thing....I just turned 39, and I do not see things the same way as some of the younger guys on here....like for instance the fact that I find you to actually be an interesting PERSON 1st and foremost! I guess people do mature with age....at least I did anyway! And as far as patriotism....I might be patriotic, but I don't buy the company line that the United States is number 1...because all of the data actually contradicts that! Simply saying you are number 1 doesn't make it so! Ha ha ha!:2 cents:

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Based upon my observations as an American, you are spot on in your observations IMHO. Of course, if an American dares to call out his fellow Americans on any issue, he is immediately flamed and/or someone wishes you get cancer (don't ask me...that seems to be a popular cliche). I know you can certainly relate, but it's not always easy being real....especially in America...but that does not dissuade me in the least! And I would also agree about the whole age thing....I just turned 39, and I do not see things the same way as some of the younger guys on here....like for instance the fact that I find you to actually be an interesting PERSON 1st and foremost! I guess people do mature with age....at least I did anyway! And as far as patriotism....I might be patriotic, but I don't buy the company line that the United States is number 1...because all of the data actually contradicts that! Simply saying you are number 1 doesn't make it so! Ha ha ha!:2 cents:

Yeah exactly. Like America IS a great country, definitely alot better off than most countries in the world. Citizens are able to be educated, have jobs, and not be subjected to things like famine, internal war, and extreme poverty...but its not the best country in the world by a mile. Take a look at the unemployment rates, obesity, housing crisis, educational systems, healthcare systems and compare them to other well-off nations in the world, and check the stats on civilian satisfaction, and you'll see that people are happier in other nations than Americans are. And while its important to be proud of your nation, especially when it IS a good one...believing that you're better than everyone else and that other nations suck (for lack of a better term) is just arrogant, and frankly, delusional. You wouldn't believe the amount of Americans coming into my chatroom and asking "why do you live in Canada? Wouldn't you rather live in the US?", like I'm insane for choosing not to move to the United States. Its laughable lol.

But age certainly has alotttt to do with idiocy. I think its just because porn is so prevalent these days with youth, and unfortunately thats their only learning tool in how to deal with and treat women, until they grow up and gain valuable learning experiences that unfortunately only come with time and relationships with women. All of my best boys are 25+ yrs old and most of the younger ones are dipshits. I can definitely tell straight away generally how old a chatter is just by his first few sentences. "sho tits bb,"u wanna see my dick bb" and "you must love being gangbanged" = young lil boy who still can't tell the difference between pornstar and real girl on webcam just having a good time. "Hi Ash, how is your nite going," "Where are you from? What turns you on?" and "Would you be able to show me your breasts for 100tks please" all exude maturity and pretty much let me know that either the chatter is older, or he was raised by intelligent people. lol

 

[offcgibby]

Why did you decide to get into the adult business?
What types of movies do you like?
Out of all the states that you visited which one is your favorite?
What is the most important thing to you in a man ( not talking about body parts)?
What parts of your body is your favorite and what is your body part(s) that you wish that you could say why do I need this?
Why don't porn stars like to have their real names be known?

 

[PJpenny]

What do you see as your biggest challenge in life?

 

[SpexyAshleigh]

Why did you decide to get into the adult business?
What types of movies do you like?
Out of all the states that you visited which one is your favorite?
What is the most important thing to you in a man ( not talking about body parts)?
What parts of your body is your favorite and what is your body part(s) that you wish that you could say why do I need this?
Why don't porn stars like to have their real names be known?

1)I saw Naughty Allie doing camshows and I thought she was so hot and sensual...and thought that "wow, she has the best job ever". Then one day was like "hmm maybe I could do this and help pay for college" so I signed up to a camsite, and have been camming ever since

2)Gotta go with either Vermont, or Florida.

3)Most important thing in a man is how nice he is. I like nice guys. Ones who have manners, and have respect for others.

4) I love my bone structure...and hate my thighs and tummy.

5)Porn stars just don't want stalkers. We don't make shitloads of $$ to be able to afford personal security 24/7 like most other "celebrities", so its best to remain anonymous. Plus, no one wants their mom to google their daughters name and see them being buttfucked by a donkey dick right?

 

[zdenka]

Hell no the better looking guy wouldn't get better treatment. Do you actually think I'm vapid enough to NOT get offended if a hot guy harasses me negatively? I'm a woman, one thats mature and intelligent- if a guy is a dick, it automatically makes him the ugliest person in the world. You could put Brad Pitt in front of me and I'd treat him the same as I would Danny Devito. And in your case, I don't even NEED to see what YOU look like to tell you that your question is slightly offensive and kinda dumb.

Thanks for your reply Spexy, what a relief! It's nice to know that you treat everyone fairly without a single biased bone in your body And I don't think my question was dumb because unfortunately in our society beautiful folks usually get the lenient end of the stick, and I was merely trying to deduce your stance on the issue.

And for those who've been asking, a 'bumble bee ass' is a lovely pair shaped bottom connected to a tiny waist to form an hour glass figure... like a bumble bee, y'know?! I thought that was obvious :1orglaugh