Who will be first to rule the world, Communists or NeoCons?
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ed007
Banned
If I give you $5 dollars, will you kick me in the nuts?
lechepicha
Prince of the Rotten Milk
are you willing to do anal ? (with Freeones members)
Yummy mummy!!!
Now it's time for mrtrebus's date of the week.
Which one of these hot spunks would you frisk on a HOT date to the movies and what would you see? :lovecoupl
Blueballs
GregC
Will E Worm
tunsty
Namreg
Don't do anything I wouldn't.
Thanks..
for assuming that I'm a 'hot spunk' :bowdown:
Nope.
Houndstooth please. Send to the usual address.
Yes.
Yes.
Who’s Will?!?
Well I have an toothbrush for each of my teeth, line them all up in a circular formation & & move my mouth to & fro so each brush connects with each corresponding tooth. Until I is shiny white & ready to face all the challenges the forthcoming day will bring with a mouthful of confidence!
I loathe hooligans & hooliganism.
Never, but I’ve drunk Um Bongo out of a falconer's gauntlet.
Communists I hope.
Yes, then as you were doubled up in agony I would remove any remaining $ from your wallet, & kick you in the nuts a second time. In fact I would probably break my foot before I got bored of kicking you in the nuts. . .I got news for you all.
No. Sorry. Maybe you should ask someone else on your list?
Ha ha! You said ‘members’ :shy:
If you could punch Bono or you could punch Bono, which would you choose?
Elektra Knight
Official Checked Star Member
Where is Waldo?
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Will this thread and other "parody" threads change the paradigm of the talk forum?
Why are the flight decks of airplanes called cockpits?
I have a pain in my skull when I hit myself with a large stick. How do I make the pain stop?
Why is belching so refreshing?
Why do girls to the bathroom in groups?
Why do dogs lick their butts?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why are there flotation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-through ATM?
Why are the flight decks of airplanes called cockpits?
I have a pain in my skull when I hit myself with a large stick. How do I make the pain stop?
Why is belching so refreshing?
Why do girls to the bathroom in groups?
Why do dogs lick their butts?
What do people in China call their good plates?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why are there flotation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-through ATM?
ed007
Banned
^^ That's a jolly fine list of questions, sir. :hatsoff:
Do the following two old British classic kids TV shows bring back any memories of the good old days of the one pound note and when you didn't need to lock your front door because everyone was so nice?
Monkey Magic
The Boy From Space
Do the following two old British classic kids TV shows bring back any memories of the good old days of the one pound note and when you didn't need to lock your front door because everyone was so nice?
Monkey Magic
The Boy From Space
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Yes.
Here is Waldo!
What's your opinion on neocons?
I resent, with every fibre of my being, your callous claim that this is a “parody” thread! FUCK YOU!
In days of yore when men first took to the skies they often found it hard to remember how to fly & became unsure of themselves when confronted with the sky around them. Consequently below their feet there was a small hollow in which resided a small bird, invariably a male chicken (although their female variant was often on board to provide a well deserved refreshing egg for the sky chariot drivers) who would shout advice & words of encouragement to calm those brave early human pilot pioneers. Over time we have reduced the need for these feathered friends to practically zero, but for nostalgias sake the name cockpit has remained.
Hit yourself with a succession of increasingly smaller sticks until you find the optimum stick with which you can comfortably hit yourself that gives resultant pain levels at a zero factor.
Unable to answer this one as I have never 'belched'.
Because they drink each other’s piss.
Because their owners refuse to.
They have no need of plates in China. In fact to provide one is a serious offence.
The idea of sliced bread.
For the same reason that there are parachutes beneath the seats in boats I guess.
Asians throw the bride & groom. . .into a big trough of nice fluffy rice.
They don’t. If you’ve ever seen any film or still images depicting this then I suggest you go to see your nearest optician as soon as possible, this is a potential early symptom of extreme dysentery.
Freedom.
I really can’t answer this one. My blind chauffer deals with all my financial requirements.
no.^^ That's a jolly fine list of questions, sir. :hatsoff:
Do the following two old British classic kids TV shows bring back any memories of the good old days of the one pound note and when you didn't need to lock your front door because everyone was so nice?
Monkey Magic
The Boy From Space
I was only allowed to watch this as a child
By this I mean this particular episode. Again & again & again & again & again & again & again. . .until I was 21.
No.
But they want to be!
Do you own a sex aid?
Does it have a name?
Is it me?
Does it have a name?
Is it me?
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