You're correct Jay. Every song ever written is about *****. Rainbow Connection? Totally about meth. Snoopy vs. the Red Baron? Obviously a veiled reference to a glowing crack pipe. The theme from Ghostbusters? Anyone will tell you the metaphorical "ghost" they're "busting" is peyote. Puff the Magic Dragon? OK, that one's really about *****. Every ABBA song ever written? Songs about exotic Swedish ***** we haven't even heard of yet. Amazing Grace? Well, you just try and listen to that song and pretend it wasn't written about amazing grass. Since I'm pretty sure 3/4 of the people this is aimed at are too busy reading the latest conspiracy email to get it, I'm mocking how people seem to put a **** reference into every song that was ever written by anybody about anything. It's a song about Willy Wonka, who happened to be a guy who sold candy. That makes him a candy man. Visionary international confectioner doesn't fit into a song.
- Jas, Clifton, TX