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what are the main sports there?
Who was Jack The Ripper?
Are fish and chips a popular delicacy?
For a long time it was a minor county.Scotchland isn't a country its a county.
They're still an easy 2 pts in the Pro40
Jack the Ripper has benver been identified. Many theories have been put forward ranging from doctors to policemen. The number of attacks isn't even agreed by all sources. What is known is that Jack the Ripper was responsible for sneaking into a number of Marks and Spencer lingerie departments in the 1970's and converting a number of size 16 knickers into crotchless thongs.
No, but as a keen twitcher she has set up her garden to provide a habitat for most of our other native tits and finches.
I think this might have been asked before but mainly it's Football, Rugby, Cricket. Tennis when it's in season and most boat rowing sports.
Its not really a delicacy but its pretty much our national dish so yeh its popular.
What about Shinty, Cheese Rolling and Marbles??
Aye, and ye 'ol Caber Toss.
In England we all live in castles in Stratford-Upon-Avon, all speak the Queens english and say things like spiffing and jolly good show wot! :1orglaugh
There are only three towns cities you need to concern yourselves with in England: London, Stratford and Liverpool (all the rest is derelict wasteland). Well later matey, toodle pips me old china.
PS British comedy is the envy of the world all your comedy is simply a pale imitation of what we produce.
There are only three towns cities you need to concern yourselves with in England: London, Stratford and Liverpool (all the rest is derelict wasteland). Well later matey, toodle pips me old china.
PS British comedy is the envy of the world all your comedy is simply a pale imitation of what we produce.
Leave it to the Brits to make a game out of whacking one's nuts against someone else's.
Several reasons:
- Long winter nights
- Lousy weather
- Terrible TV
- Excellent beer
It's a cumulative effect.
Leave it to the Brits to make a game out of whacking one's nuts against someone else's.
And there's nothing more painful than when the other guy misses with his nut and catches the back of your hand! Even worse, his nut can sometimes explode and spray bits all over your face I first got me nuts out in the school playground when I was about six or seven. I'd soaked them in vinegar all night to harden them off, I offered one of my mate's a game................. ah forget it, we won't go there! :wave2:
Scotchland isn't a country its a county.
Fair Play
Well if we are getting pedantic, then Scotland, England and Wales are all counties and neither of the 3 are actual countries. These 3 member states make up Great Britain and alongside the state of North Ireland they make up the United Kingdom.