Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
When and where do the upper class twit of the year competitions take place?
 
When and where do the upper class twit of the year competitions take place?
It's a multi-stage process

It starts this weekend with the Badminton Horse Trials (not many horses are found guilty) then continues through the Henley Regatta, Royal Ascot and Wimbledon.

The financial centres of London empty as the inbred progeny descend on fashionable villages and suburbs to drink champagne, eat strawberries and bray loudly in "haw haw" voices
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I was thinking of such events as "insulting the waiter," "kicking the beggar," "shooting the rabbits," "waking the neighbors," "walking along the straight line," "the matchbox jump," "reversing into the old lady," "taking the bra off the debutante," and "shooting themselves."
 

Riffy

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What up, britian.

I love european alt rock, especially from the UK. The more psycadellic it is, the better. So I'm wondering, could you maybe tell me about a few little-known bands, or artists that I might not have heard about, because i live in a wasteland of mostly souless mainstream music.

Come to think of it, don't worry too much about whether or not it's specifically alternative rock. Just hit me up with some good tunes.

Thanks daddy. :D

Listen to Therapy? from Northern Ireland. They rule.

http://www.therapyquestionmark.co.uk/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e71ia1AFGVk
 
What up, britian.

I love european alt rock, especially from the UK. The more psycadellic it is, the better. So I'm wondering, could you maybe tell me about a few little-known bands, or artists that I might not have heard about, because i live in a wasteland of mostly souless mainstream music.

Come to think of it, don't worry too much about whether or not it's specifically alternative rock. Just hit me up with some good tunes.

Thanks daddy. :D
Chas 'n' Dave
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHSQhPiOSCU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9XsKu9WiVs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOiuDAPHxCE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BliAPzEsao0
:hatsoff:
 
Who is the best british writer today

Depends on what you're looking for - Iain Banks/Iain M. Banks is about the most versatile author currently active IMO

and what are the 5 greatest novels ever written by a Brit?

Best 5:

Geoffrey Chaucer Canterbury Tales
William Makepeace Thackeray Vanity Fair
Jane Austen Pride and Prejudice
George Orwell 1984
Charles Dickens David Copperfield

William Shakespeare has probably done more than anyone else to promote writing in the English language but as a dramatist, I've excluded any of his work from the list of novels
 

jewelcity

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Thank you for all of your answers. I have learned so much!
 
Who is the best british writer today and what are the 5 greatest novels ever written by a Brit?

Well up until a couple weeks ago when he sadly died JG Ballard would be considered the best British writer.

The 5 greatest novels ever written by a Brit are -

Mr Tickle - Roger Hargreaves
Mr Strong - Roger Hargreaves
Mr Bump - Roger Hargreaves
Mr Chatterbox - Roger Hargreaves
Mr Mischief - Roger Hargreaves
 

Wainkerr99

Closed Account
A close family relative went to England. She has purposely vanished. What bureaucratic channels, or what office does one approach to track her down please?
 
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