Jag är en fastighetsmäklare och jag har en [semi] med ditt namn på (den). (no need to say "den", it's implied or something)
Semi, as in a truck? I think we have might have that as a borrow word... Semitruck... Just sounds diffrent than in english. Either way, my car knowledge extends about as far as my erect penis, while a considerable length

it's nothing to call home about.