Anyone speak Swedish??

I speak great Swedish.
 
Nope but I would use a online Translator like this one. :thumbsup:


I'm not sure how good it is worth a try.



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I think I am the perfect translation guide. :)
Those online translators doesn´t always get it right.
A good example is Tartanterriers second post in swedish in which he tells me he is hard.:D
 
I think I am the perfect translation guide. :)
Those online translators doesn´t always get it right.
A good example is Tartanterriers second post in swedish in which he tells me he is hard.:D

I suppose that line was good enough for the ladies on a Sat nite ;)

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How do you translate "I'm an estate agent and I have a semi with your name written on it".

Jag är en fastighetsmäklare och jag har en [semi] med ditt namn på (den). (no need to say "den", it's implied or something)

Semi, as in a truck? I think we have might have that as a borrow word... Semitruck... Just sounds diffrent than in english. Either way, my car knowledge extends about as far as my erect penis, while a considerable length ;) it's nothing to call home about.
 
No need to learn new languages, when you go to other countries just speak louder and point.

this is the most common reply to that :thefinger
 
Yeah, pretty much.
 
My great-grandfather and grandfather did. That lineage is gone now though. I hear Swedish is the sexiest language on the planet (at least it won a contest in some mag a while back, if my memory serves me.) :)
 
Jag är en fastighetsmäklare och jag har en [semi] med ditt namn på (den). (no need to say "den", it's implied or something)

Semi, as in a truck? I think we have might have that as a borrow word... Semitruck... Just sounds diffrent than in english. Either way, my car knowledge extends about as far as my erect penis, while a considerable length ;) it's nothing to call home about.

No. Not quite. :)

In the housing business you can either have a detached house or a semi-detached house.Thats where the estate agent bit comes in.In the UK if you have a half-erection (Aroused but not fully aroused) then we call that a semi or they do in Scotland anyway.

So when she asks me What do I do? Then I reply I'm an estate agent.Then you can say to her that you have a Semi with her name on it ;)

But then again maybe chat-up lines always work better using English.
 
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