anyone here into rimming? (played a joke on a fuck buddy last night)

One time I was all up on a chick, letting my dude thang do the awesome work that I do, and I was all like: check this out!

I blindfolded her, told her open her mouth, and I took a major dump in her mouth! It was LOL funny because I was all like pretending she'd get oral sex blindfolded. Thing is, I was all like, hell naw, bitch! I shat in yo motherfuckin' mouth!

She got all upset and left! Totally shocked me. I thought she would LOL too. Bitch!

Ah well I just called up one my homeboys and we played video games and read comics. Oh, and they were totally blowing me! :D

:rofl2:
 

Ace Bandage

The one and only.
Is there a feature on FreeOnes that allows us to vote this guy off the island or at least have him shot? Seriously. I'll pay anyone who brings me his head on a stick...
 

PlasmaTwa2

The Second-Hottest Man in my ******'s Basement
This thread makes me want to sodomize the original poster with a fencepost that has had a questionable paintjob.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Wow, in his avatar Stacked1 looks like he's got muscles..........only smaller.
 

PirateKing

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Your right or my right.
doesnt matter cuz this guys a bullshitter. First he confesses that he's in love with his male trainer then he tries to pretend that he enjoys getting mad pussy like we're easily fooled.:1orglaugh
 

Stacked1

Banned
well she wasn't pissed for long, she came over after work this morning horny as hell so I bent her over and pounded the **** out of her. Such a freak I love it
 
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