One time I was all up on a chick, letting my dude thang do the awesome work that I do, and I was all like: check this out!
I blindfolded her, told her open her mouth, and I took a major dump in her mouth! It was LOL funny because I was all like pretending she'd get oral sex blindfolded. Thing is, I was all like, hell naw, bitch! I shat in yo motherfuckin' mouth!
She got all upset and left! Totally shocked me. I thought she would LOL too. Bitch!
Ah well I just called up one my homeboys and we played video games and read comics. Oh, and they were totally blowing me!![]()
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