anyone here into rimming? (played a joke on a fuck buddy last night)

[Stacked1]

So basically, chick is really into rimming, Ive only done it with 2 other girls before her, one was a good experience one was bad. But this chick gets off on it like crazy and is always almost oderless(lets be reality an ******* unless you bleach can't be 100%odorless). Anyway lately I have been letting her return the favor, and I can't for the life of me understand why she gets off on it but o well.

So long story short, we don't ever do it unless we both shower. So last night she comes over, I told her I showered already when she got there. But heres the jake, I had diarrhea all day, and purposly didn't shower so I could see her reaction that night when I knew she would go down to suck my ass. It musta been quite the hell hole by 8pm. Long story short she didn't find the jake very funny, just up and left right in the middle of sex. the lulz were had

Pic of said chick (on the right)

 

[lurkingdirk]

 

[Jack Davenport]

Maybe you should ask your secret crush that as an icebreaker.

 

[Jack Davenport]

To paraphrase Rey C.

" he has a personality so magnetic, he cannot carry a credit card.

The police often question him just because they find him so interesting.

He once had an awkward moment just to see what it felt like.

His blood smells like cologne.

He is......


Stacked1

 

[LukeEl]

Your parents weren't brother and sister were they Stacked1?

 

[Smallville417]

That's a pretty cruel thing to do.

 

[STDiva]

I thought you liked guys on roids? Not 14 year old prostitots.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I thought you liked guys on roids? Not 14 year old prostitots.

Prostitots? Damn, I've been searching for them for years. Where do you find them?

 

[STDiva]

Prostitots? Damn, I've been searching for them for years. Where do you find them?

I'll give you a hint. It starts with a G and rhymes with Trade School.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I'll give you a hint. It starts with a G and rhymes with Trade School.

:rofl2: I'm slow this evening. Must be the Hennessey.

 

[rickywong]

cool story brah

 

[Stacked1]

No one here is into rimming at all or are you all just a bunch of nerds that don't get no pussy besides jackin off to the computer?

I've only rimmed with 3 chicks now, I will make a thread with the details and pictures tomm..We can call it "post chicks that you have eaten there ass out and provide pics and a story"

 

[STDiva]

No one here is into rimming at all or are you all just a bunch of nerds that don't get no pussy besides jackin off to the computer?

I've only rimmed with 3 chicks now, I will make a thread with the details and pictures tomm..We can call it "post chicks that you have eaten there ass out and provide pics and a story"

We jerk off to your romance stories man.

And that would be an appropriate title IMO.

 

[Stacked1]

We jerk off to your romance stories man.

And that would be an appropriate title IMO.

Right on broski, a little preview.

She was an ass addict love giving, but went wild about recieving. Was also my first ass ever although I had sex many times before.

on the left
-EDIT- This is not a picture-posting forum.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Dear Penthouse Forum......

 

[STDiva]

Is posting pictures like that legal?

 

[GregCentauro]

^^ That chick is from the Village of the Damned. They eat brains too.


I've eaten her ass.



Mmmmmh! Serrano ham!

 

[jod0565]

This stinks.

 

[Sicario]

No one here is into rimming at all or are you all just a bunch of nerds that don't get no pussy besides jackin off to the computer?

I've only rimmed with 3 chicks now, I will make a thread with the details and pictures tomm..We can call it "post chicks that you have eaten there ass out and provide pics and a story"

If you could come over my house and rim my dogs ass, he's been rubbing his fucking ass all over the floor again and I can't get him to stop.

Thanks buddy. :hatsoff:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

One time I was all up on a chick, letting my dude thang do the awesome work that I do, and I was all like: check this out!

I blindfolded her, told her open her mouth, and I took a major dump in her mouth! It was LOL funny because I was all like pretending she'd get oral sex blindfolded. Thing is, I was all like, hell naw, bitch! I shat in yo motherfuckin' mouth!

She got all upset and left! Totally shocked me. I thought she would LOL too. Bitch!

Ah well I just called up one my homeboys and we played video games and read comics. Oh, and they were totally blowing me!