Anyone here actually use tissues?

Today I use tissue, but you remember in high school when you used to use that ol nasty cum rag that you had stashed under your backpack in your closet so your mom wouldn't find it? You know, that one that had so much cum collected on it turnt yellow and was hard like a rock?

I had one of those laying around in highschool. Me and a friend were in my room getting drunk one day and it was really hot up there. My buddy grabbed a random rag on the floor and wiped his sweaty face with it. He wasn't pleased when I told him there was a litre or two of dried up cum on that rag.
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
No I use a monogrammed hanky or a fire the snot rocket out my nose.
 

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
I insert my cock into a hoover, hey presto no mess! Its the Henry one with a face, smashing!

Hoover tube is too small for me, ShopVac 12 gallon is a good size though. Either that or I go outside and use the neighbors postal box. They didn't need those catalogs....
 
I use tupperware, keeps it fresh :thumbsup:
 

PirateKing

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I jerk off onto a piece of construction paper and stick dry macaroni and glitter on it. Then I stick my arts and crafts masterpiece on the fridge for all my guests to see. I made one of the Eiffel tower the other day.
 
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I jerk off onto a piece of construction paper and stick dry macaroni and glitter on it. Then I stick my arts and crafts masterpiece on the fridge for all my guests to see. I made one of the Eiffel tower the other day.

That's pretty fucking funny! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:bowdown:
 
Nah. I have a bag of "Spunk Rags" (as I call them), with really nice material that isn't rough, so I just splooge on those. :dunno::2 cents:
 
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