Anyone here actually use tissues?

[prof_porn]

To dispose of your work after solo player action. :1orglaugh

I have a few times, and it creates a barrier which means your tip gets covered in splooge, which is warm. Nice feeling that.

The tissue sticks together and simply cant be seperated. Tidy method. :nanner:

 

[Namreg]

thanks for sharing?

 

[mrtrebus]

I insert my cock into a hoover, hey presto no mess! Its the Henry one with a face, smashing!

 

[Red Spyder]

Eerr... I use it as hair gel.... :dunno:

 

[grimey]

Today I use tissue, but you remember in high school when you used to use that ol nasty cum rag that you had stashed under your backpack in your closet so your m-m wouldn't find it? You know, that one that had so much cum collected on it turnt yellow and was hard like a rock?

 

[biomech]

I use tissues when my nose is running, when I jerk off I deposit into mason jars and sell it on ebay as Dr Biomech's Magic Elixir. The cure all for all your needs. I haven't done so well lately, damn economy.

 

[lurkingdirk]

i prefer wiping up with stanscratch. he's absorbent.

 

[Wainkerr99]

The best thing about tissues is they are reusable. I have a little pile next to the bed I have used for months. Just wash them in new Cumclean, add a bit of stay soft and they're good as new.

 

[StanScratch]

i prefer wiping up with stanscratch. he's absorbent.

THAT is why I get that smooshy feeling in the morning!


Back in the day, I used the dodo. Then the passenger pigeon. Now, I use baby seals. Something about this trend is starting to **** me off.

 

[drf]

Does it make any difference?:dunno:

 

[rusticordmazacr]

i just blow freely...I dont like to be restricted lol

 

[PretoDragao]

I use BOUNTY! The quicker picker upper! 'Cause nothing else cleans up like Bounty!

 

[GregCentauro]

I swallow

 

[BlueBalls]

I like to blow in the sleeves of people jackets when they're hanging in the cloak room of a theatre. It allows me to show my appreciation for those with the nicest coats by giving them a nice little surprise for when they go home.

It's strange that security is so lackadaisical at these places, but hey, I'm not complaining.

 

[User13]

Today I use tissue, but you remember in high school when you used to use that ol nasty cum rag that you had stashed under your backpack in your closet so your m-m wouldn't find it? You know, that one that had so much cum collected on it turnt yellow and was hard like a rock?

Yeah, I had forgotten about my hand towel. When I was in high school my folks used to have singing group practice the entire afternoon on Sundays, so I'd end up being able to watch ***'s porn videos uninterrupted. I think I was shooting onto that towel up to half a dozen times each Sunday, on top of the nightly secret sessions I had to Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issues and intercepted lingerie ad mailers by the light of the closet. I tried to wash it periodically, but that towel could have stood up on its own most of the time.

 

[STDiva]

I hold it in. Like a sneeze.

 

[joelucas]

THAT is why I get that smooshy feeling in the morning!


Back in the day, I used the dodo. Then the passenger pigeon. Now, I use baby seals. Something about this trend is starting to **** me off.

Hey, you should try using a Spotted Owl!

 

[prof_porn]

May try tissues again today.

 

[MarsAshes]

The tissue sticks together and simply cant be seperated.

And then you have a hard time peeling it off your c*ck. :eeew:

Take my advice: Use two sheets of kitchen towel instead. It's alot stronger than tissue and it absorbs better. Just wrap it around your piece, begin jacking, (fire shots 1, 2 & 3), and withdraw. Dispose of it however you wish.

It's as simple as that! :2 cents:

 

[Facetious]

A pleated sammich baggie with a grate or two of cayenne pepper along with a nice post Big Mac luncheon loogi inside helps.

This is really getting bizarre! :bows out: