Any Spider Fans or Exterminators Here?

[Facetious]

I never **** them, but I'm a fool for it. I have a quarter-sized scar on my leg from a Brown Recluse bite. The thing took two months to fully heal and scar over.

Was this an indoor or outdoor bite out of curiousity.


How about . . . .
:eek:''GIANT GARAGE SPIDER!'':eek:







Now that guy (the spider) would make me a little edgy knowing that it had the mobility to run up my leg in less than a second!

 

[Ulysses31]

some strawberries whip cream and handcuffs ?

Make her eat a spider instead, forget the bdsm stuff :scream:

 

[Member442]

Make her eat a spider instead, forget the bdsm stuff :scream:

That wouldn't work hes afraid of them.

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

:eek:''GIANT GARAGE SPIDER!'':eek:







Now that guy (the spider) would make me a little edgy knowing that it had the mobility to run up my leg in less than a second!

Holy ****, I've never seen a Wolf Spider anywhere near that size.

Does anybody remember that bullshit plug-in bug repellent devise that used to be advertised on TV all the time a couple years back? The one you plug into the wall and all bugs flee the house? I wonder how many idiots actually bought those.

 

[Ulysses31]

That wouldn't work hes afraid of them.

I'll do it for him, as long as I can keep the spider on the end of a bit of paper

 

[Member442]

I'll do it for him, as long as I can keep the spider on the end of a bit of paper

I think I'll have to pass on that.

 

[jod0565]

Cool, but the only spider I know of in a bathroom is The Barking Spider.

 

[STDiva]

This thread is terrifying.

 

[Shifty]

The giant house spider is definitely scary.

... really want to **** your pants?

Google 'dock spider'. I swear those buggers have bones. :eek:

This cute little fellow is eating a fish:

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[alexpnz]

Heres my new pet! (I put him in an old small fish tank w/ rocks and ****!)

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[316sherm]

House Spiders are actually good...they **** the bugs inside your house. Don't **** them...if you don' like them then, throw them outside!:2 cents:

 

[jod0565]

Heres my new pet! (I put him in an old small fish tank w/ rocks and ****!)

What does he do with the ****?

 

[capricorn]

I went to see an exhibition of large spiders yesterday. They're really nice, I really liked them

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

Heres my new pet! (I put him in an old small fish tank w/ rocks and ****!)

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What do you feed it?

 

[alexpnz]

House Spiders are actually good...they **** the bugs inside your house. Don't **** them...if you don' like them then, throw them outside!:2 cents:

Thats why I saved him....but goddamn, those motherfuckers look like actual creeping death!! :eek:
He scared me!:o

 

[STDiva]

The giant house spider is definitely scary.

... really want to **** your pants?

Google 'dock spider'. I swear those buggers have bones. :eek:

This cute little fellow is eating a fish:

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Oh sic!! They live in Ontario? This made my fucking day!!!

 

[alexpnz]

What do you feed it?

Dunno, got to Goog...er....research it!:1orglaugh
What sucks is now I keep looking on my bathroom floor to see if theres another one or I keep feeling like something is itching me.
Now I gotta hope I can ***** well tonight...any least little itch or whatever and I'm gonna be screaming like a bitch. :******:

 

[sporty_carr]

Me too. If I see one in my bedroom I gotta get it out the room as I've heard they can go in your mouth as you ***** flylicker

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[alexpnz]

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:nono:

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

Dunno, got to Goog...er....research it!:1orglaugh
What sucks is now I keep looking on my bathroom floor to see if theres another one or I keep feeling like something is itching me.
Now I gotta hope I can ***** well tonight...any least little itch or whatever and I'm gonna be screaming like a bitch. :******:

Just remember: Spiders will NEVER bite you unless it's your time to die.