Any Spider Fans or Exterminators Here?

[alexpnz]

Went to take a **** and found this motherfucker in my bathroom! :eek:
A Giant House Spider.
I proceeded to **** on my leg in utter fear.....this thing looks absolutely frightening!!

 

[roronoa3000]

Spider-man, Venom and Carnage :dunno:

 

[Ulysses31]

I saw a big spider in my bathroom once. I quickly rushed into my bedroom and locked the door, fuck knows how that thing squeezed through the plughole :dunno:

 

[L3ggy]

I like Spiders

 

[domshooter]

**** it yourself with a broom. then flush it.

easy fix

 

[thebear247]

i just see a red x

 

[Member442]

I like spiders. I normally free them from my house. I almost never **** them.

 

[STDiva]

Is there supposed to be a picture?

 

[Ulysses31]

Is there supposed to be a picture?

Yes I just found out. Just click on quote (post 1) then cut and paste the url into a new tab/window

 

[thebear247]

Yes I just found out. Just click on quote (post 1) then cut and paste the url into a new tab/window

holy **** why did i do that i fell out of my chair backwards god i **** spiders im 6'4 and a spider a size of a dime will send me screaming like a girl

 

[domshooter]

****, now that ive seen the picture, forget the broom

grab the fucking flame thrower!

 

[Ulysses31]

holy **** why did i do that i fell out of my chair backwards god i **** spiders im 6'4 and a spider a size of a dime will send me screaming like a girl

Me too. If I see one in my bedroom I gotta get it out the room as I've heard they can go in your mouth as you ***** flylicker
I try and get them on a piece of paper then throw them outside or in the toilet but if they start running towards the side of the paper where my hand is I panic :eek:

 

[Member442]

holy **** why did i do that i fell out of my chair backwards god i **** spiders im 6'4 and a spider a size of a dime will send me screaming like a girl

Me too. If I see one in my bedroom I gotta get it out the room as I've heard they can go in your mouth as you ***** flylicker
I try and get them on a piece of paper then throw them outside or in the toilet but if they start running towards the side of the paper where my hand is I panic :eek:

Damn you guys are pussies. I'll take care of you though.

 

[Facetious]

Alex, where's the pic? :dunno: Did the spider look something like this? and did the thing run like a bat out of hell when you disturbed it? If so, it's a wolf spider and they're harmless to humans, however, they can pinch you with a bite, but there's no venom involved i.e. non toxic and safe for all ages.

I like spiders. I normally free them from my house. I almost never **** them.

+1, unless of course I see something like a poisonous Yellow Sac Spider, those things have to go ! otherwise, I just grab a clear water glass out of the pantry and trap the little prowlin nocturnal devils and fling em outside under the pine trees.:hatsoff:

 

[thebear247]

Damn you guys are pussies. I'll take care of you though.

awww you hurt my feelings now

everyone is scared of something and spiders are my something

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

I never **** them, but I'm a fool for it. I have a quarter-sized scar on my leg from a Brown Recluse bite. The thing took two months to fully heal and scar over.

 

[Member442]

awww you hurt my feelings now

everyone is scared of something and spiders are my something

I'm sorry bear :lovecoupl How can I make it up to you?

 

[thebear247]

I'm sorry bear :lovecoupl How can I make it up to you?

some strawberries whip cream and handcuffs ?

 

[Member442]

Can we make it a different fruit I don't like strawberries. Other wise I'm all yours.

 

[mrtrebus]

I like spiders from mars