And I Quote...
- Thread starter Jizm
- Start date
"Seek not that the things which happen should happen as you wish; but wish the things to happen to be as they are, and you will have a tranquil flow of life."--Epictetus
"There is no path to happiness. Happiness is the path."--Buddha
"And education is a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on."--Terry Pratchett
"There is no path to happiness. Happiness is the path."--Buddha
"And education is a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and then you had the urge to pass it on."--Terry Pratchett
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of em'. Not one stinkin' dink body. That smell, you know. That gasoline smell. The whole hill. Smelled like....victory. Someday this war's gonna end....
-LtCol. Bill Kilgore
-LtCol. Bill Kilgore
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." -Edmund Burke
"All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree. All these aspirations are directed toward ennobling man's life, lifting it from the sphere of mere physical existence and leading the individual towards freedom." -Albert Einstein
"All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours." -Aldous Huxley
"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood." -George Carlin
"All religions, arts and sciences are branches of the same tree. All these aspirations are directed toward ennobling man's life, lifting it from the sphere of mere physical existence and leading the individual towards freedom." -Albert Einstein
"All gods are homemade, and it is we who pull their strings, and so, give them the power to pull ours." -Aldous Huxley
"I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood." -George Carlin
"i know how hard it is to put food on your family"
kristoflaw10
Closed Account
"You must be Ringo, look darling Johnny Ringo, the deadliest pistol their is since Wild Bill they say... should I hate him?" Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday... Tombstone.
redpaint
Closed Account
"Yes, terrible things happen, but sometimes those terrible things- they save you."
“What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.”
"I'm breaking my attachment to physical power and possessions, because only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit."
The murderer, the victim, the witness, each of us thinks our role is the lead.---Chuck Palahniuk
“What people forget is a journey to nowhere starts with a single step, too.”
"I'm breaking my attachment to physical power and possessions, because only through destroying myself can I discover the greater power of my spirit."
The murderer, the victim, the witness, each of us thinks our role is the lead.---Chuck Palahniuk
"Selling's legal, fucking's legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal" George Carlin
"Among individuals, as among nations, respect for the rights of others is peace."
Benito Juarez
Benito Juarez
redpaint
Closed Account
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like that: "Have ya paid your dues, Jack?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."---Jack Burton
Elwood70
Torn & Frayed.
Jimi Hendrix
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
You Goddamn communist heathen! You had best sound off that you love the Virgin Mary or I'm gonna stomp your guts out! Now you DO love the Virgin Mary, don't you?
-Gunny Hartman
-Gunny Hartman
Similar threads
