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Dear, Thread
Show me on the doll where they touched you
Sincerely fixxx
Show me on the doll where they touched you
Sincerely fixxx
An open letter
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Dear Blue Countach,
You always know.
Love,
Dirk
You always know.
Love,
Dirk
Blue Countach seems moist.
I have a mold problem.
Dear Blue Countach,
Get the mold issue sorted, you filthy sod.
Love,
Dirk
Get the mold issue sorted, you filthy sod.
Love,
Dirk
bobjustbob
Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Dear Vodkazvictim,
Your wife called and started some shit with me about you losing a ton of money at my card game last week and smelling like old semen. You know that shit ain't true. I didn't hold last weeks card game. I don't mind covering for you but let me know what the story will be beforehand.
Bob.
PS: Tonight's game is at 8:00. Don't forget the lime juice for the gimlets. It's your turn to bring it.
Your wife called and started some shit with me about you losing a ton of money at my card game last week and smelling like old semen. You know that shit ain't true. I didn't hold last weeks card game. I don't mind covering for you but let me know what the story will be beforehand.
Bob.
PS: Tonight's game is at 8:00. Don't forget the lime juice for the gimlets. It's your turn to bring it.
Dear thread,
I just masturbated to you.
Affectionately,
Gunslingingbird
I just masturbated to you.
Affectionately,
Gunslingingbird
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Dear Gunslingingbird,
The though of your fat, pasty, naked ass smearing up the chair in which you are sitting makes me as hard as diamonds in an ice storm.
phelatially yours,
Dirk
The though of your fat, pasty, naked ass smearing up the chair in which you are sitting makes me as hard as diamonds in an ice storm.
phelatially yours,
Dirk
Dear durkinglirk,
I apologize for leaving skid marks on your computer chair. Feel free to send me a cleaning bill.
Lustfully yours,
Gunslingingbird
I apologize for leaving skid marks on your computer chair. Feel free to send me a cleaning bill.
Lustfully yours,
Gunslingingbird
Dear Gunslingingbird,
I have had the chair seat removed, and mounted on the wall at head-level. I now sniff it every time I walk by. It gets me through the day.
Hermaphroditically yours,
Dirk
I have had the chair seat removed, and mounted on the wall at head-level. I now sniff it every time I walk by. It gets me through the day.
Hermaphroditically yours,
Dirk
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Dear all-you-other-assholes,
I am eating dinner and watching Noah Wylie in some shit movie on TNT. That shit fails to get me hard. I need a hand. Who's going to help a brother out?
Respectfully,
Ace
P.S. I would've written this really fancy and shit but I'm out of ink.
I am eating dinner and watching Noah Wylie in some shit movie on TNT. That shit fails to get me hard. I need a hand. Who's going to help a brother out?
Respectfully,
Ace
P.S. I would've written this really fancy and shit but I'm out of ink.
Dear Mr. Boobtoucher,
Being out of ink is no excuse. Next time be a man. Open a vein and write that shit in blood!
Sincerely,
Mr. HappyJoyJoy
Being out of ink is no excuse. Next time be a man. Open a vein and write that shit in blood!
Sincerely,
Mr. HappyJoyJoy
Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Dear Mr Joyjoy,
With respect, fuck that shit. Psycho.
Regards,
Ace
With respect, fuck that shit. Psycho.
Regards,
Ace
Dear Mr. Boobtoucher,
I'd do it. But alas, I lack the calligraphy skills to make it worthwhile. If you cannot open one of your own veins, might I suggest one of Sam Fisher's?
Yours truly,
Mr. H. HappyJoyJoy
I'd do it. But alas, I lack the calligraphy skills to make it worthwhile. If you cannot open one of your own veins, might I suggest one of Sam Fisher's?
Yours truly,
Mr. H. HappyJoyJoy
bobjustbob
Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Dear Aceboobtoucher,
Sorry to hear about your loss. If it is of any consolation to you I blew a ton of money on the Derby on that 9 horse and thus this and next weekend's plans are shot. M12 won't be sucking VV's dick because VV has already revealed himself as a man. No surprise to M12 since he won't be lifting up a skirt and seeing goodies.
The Preakness is in 2 weeks so we may be able to double up on today's losses. Stay strong my man. Tomorrow is another day.
Bob.
Sorry to hear about your loss. If it is of any consolation to you I blew a ton of money on the Derby on that 9 horse and thus this and next weekend's plans are shot. M12 won't be sucking VV's dick because VV has already revealed himself as a man. No surprise to M12 since he won't be lifting up a skirt and seeing goodies.
The Preakness is in 2 weeks so we may be able to double up on today's losses. Stay strong my man. Tomorrow is another day.
Bob.
