An open letter

[Sam Fisher]

 

[Bonezstorm]

Dear Planet Earth,

I want to leave you because there is no intelligent life here according to this thread

Regards

 

[vodkazvictim]

Tell me place and time.

Your place, all the time!
X -VV

This open letter leaves something to be desired. There are no awesome stick figure drawings, good penmanship, or clever insults. You sir, are a mung.

Seriously? I wrote a letter in 3 languages (using 3 different alphabets, no less) and posted it on this piece of shit forum and since nobody appreciated it so I gave up.

Dear Vodkazvictim,

Your wife called and started some shit with me about you losing a ton of money at my card game last week and smelling like old semen. You know that shit ain't true. I didn't hold last weeks card game. I don't mind covering for you but let me know what the story will be beforehand.

Bob.

PS: Tonight's game is at 8:00. Don't forget the lime juice for the gimlets. It's your turn to bring it.

I'm in.

Dear thread,

I just masturbated to you.

Affectionately,
Gunslingingbird

:yummie:

Dear Planet Earth,

I want to leave you because there is no intelligent life here according to this thread

Regards

Fuck off ya German :kiss:

I'm glad I started this thread. Too busy working last couple of days to be on here and see it mature, but nonetheless I'm pleased with what it became.
Philbert is still a cunt though.

 

[larss]

Dear All,

What would happen if VV and Sam were to meet. Would they both just disappear in a small puff of smoke, given their opposite ends of the political spectrum, or would there be a world destroying implosion?

Regards,

larss

 

[squallumz]

Dear All,

What would happen if VV and Sam were to meet. Would they both just disappear in a small puff of smoke, given their opposite ends of the political spectrum, or would there be a world destroying implosion?

Regards,

larss

what else happens when two gays meet? this isn't rocket science.

 

[vodkazvictim]

Dear All,

What would happen if VV and Sam were to meet. Would they both just disappear in a small puff of smoke, given their opposite ends of the political spectrum, or would there be a world destroying implosion?

Regards,

larss

He'd pull his 9mm pea-shooter, suddenly find that he can't actually shoot me with it because he suffers from the same psychological block stopping people ill people 90% of the time, then I'd take it off him and use it to rape him, but accidentally pull the trigger halfway through and do a runner.