Am i wrong?

[KimoraKlein]

Uhhh, fingerbang the hell outta of her, or at least eat her out.

 

[STDiva]

It is pretty clear you don't drink enough Hennessey.

 

[lurkingdirk]

I think we should see some pictures of the girl. We'll may all agree to take a turn if it will help you out.

 

[gunslingingbird]

It is pretty clear you don't drink enough Hennessey.

Hennessy? Nah, he hasn't gotten to the Hennessy stage yet. He's still at the Jaggermeister stage.

 

[PretoDragao]

I think we should see some pictures of the girl. We'll may all agree to take a turn if it will help you out.

Perfect idea Dirk! We'll all get custom body suits that look like you, just like in Big Mama's House! That way, we can take turns fucking her for you!

 

[jasonk282]

Hennessy? Nah, he hasn't gotten to the Hennessy stage yet. He's still at the Jaggermeister stage.

Jagger, maybe Mad Dog or Boones.

 

[gunslingingbird]

Jagger, maybe Mad Dog or Boones.

211. Maybe Old E. Mickey's, perhaps? ukey:

 

[biomech]

This is ridiculous, step away from the computer and bang your girlfriend.
She will be happy that you did, and I will be happy that this stupidity has come to an end. Do her like this:nannerf1: and this :nannerf2:

 

[jasonk282]

211. Maybe Old E. Mickey's, perhaps? ukey:

Only if it 40oz.

 

[PretoDragao]

And don't forget to use this!
:condom:
Or you'll just have more problems...

 

[gunslingingbird]

Only if it 40oz.

Do they make it in any other size? :dunno:

 

[STDiva]

And don't forget to use this!
:condom:
Or you'll just have more problems...

A year and a half from now, he'll start another thread about how his kids are a different skin colour than he is.

 

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[biomech]

Are we getting a facepalm smily? We really need one.

 

[jasonk282]

Do they make it in any other size? :dunno:

Well to quote the late Eric Wright AKA Easy E.

Old E 800 Yeah thats my brand Take it in a bottle 40, Quart, or Can
Drink it like a mad man Yes I do FUCK the police And a 502

 

[BlueBalls]

And don't forget to use this!
:condom:
Or you'll just have more problems...

Don't be giving the lad ideas. Tying himself down with an STD or a kid could be a god send.

Not for the kid of course or the STD for that matter ... that little bastard better get out while it still can ... Abort, ABORT!

 

[Baill Inneraora]

If you can not please your woman she will look elsewhere, and rightfully so. Sorry dude, that is life. Improve your skills or loose her. Its thats simple.

 

[PretoDragao]

For those of you who went off on the "booze" tanget... He's nowhere even near any of those levels! You guys lost me at Jagger and we all know I'm better off than he is! lol

 

[Rey C.]

A year and a half from now, he'll start another thread about how his kids are a different skin colour than he is.

You think maybe he's got a brother named Randy?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aW4u0d9MNs

The song lyrics has most of what you need to say to her. :hatsoff: