Am i wrong?

It is pretty clear you don't drink enough Hennessey.

Hennessy? Nah, he hasn't gotten to the Hennessy stage yet. He's still at the Jaggermeister stage.
 
I think we should see some pictures of the girl. We'll may all agree to take a turn if it will help you out.

Perfect idea Dirk! We'll all get custom body suits that look like you, just like in Big Mama's House! That way, we can take turns fucking her for you!
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
This is ridiculous, step away from the computer and bang your girlfriend.
She will be happy that you did, and I will be happy that this stupidity has come to an end. Do her like this:nannerf1: and this :nannerf2:
 

turtle825

Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!
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biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
Are we getting a facepalm smily? We really need one.
 
And don't forget to use this!
:condom:
Or you'll just have more problems...

Don't be giving the lad ideas. Tying himself down with an STD or a kid could be a god send.

Not for the kid of course or the STD for that matter ... that little bastard better get out while it still can ... Abort, ABORT! :rolleyes:
 
If you can not please your woman she will look elsewhere, and rightfully so. Sorry dude, that is life. Improve your skills or loose her. Its thats simple.
 
For those of you who went off on the "booze" tanget... He's nowhere even near any of those levels! You guys lost me at Jagger and we all know I'm better off than he is! lol
 

Rey C.

Racing is life... anything else is just waiting.
A year and a half from now, he'll start another thread about how his kids are a different skin colour than he is.

You think maybe he's got a brother named Randy?

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