All-Pro WR Chad Johnson legally changes his last name to Ocho Cinco

ChefChiTown

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Mark my words...

When the Bengals play the Browns IN CLEVELAND this year, you will hear a "boo" so loud that they might actually have to censor it on television. Yeah, it's going to be THAT offensive.
 
I've got no problems with Chad Ocho Cinco. He's a guy I'd love seeing on the Raiders. Sure he runs his mouth but what decent receiver doesn't? At least more often than not he backs it up.
 
I would have respect for the change if he was doing it for a serious reason such as Cassius Clay becoming Muhammad Ali which was him casting off his slave name.But this sounds like just a publicity stunt.
 

villiageidiot

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Biggest asshole in sports! And there's a lot of competition with assholes like Rasheed Wallace and T.O. out there!
 
I guess the funny thing is that his number is 85 not 8-5.shouldn't he have changed his name to ochenta y cinco,which really means 85?

He's a really good player but he's also a fucking idiot and I wouldn't want him on my team.
 
That would be the same guy. He pretty much does something crazy every week. He's a player though. Although he's only the second best WR on that team.

No, you're thinking of Clinton Portis of the Washington Redskins. He's the one who dressed up in costumes. Johnson's more known for his TD celebration antics.
 
No, you're thinking of Clinton Portis of the Washington Redskins. He's the one who dressed up in costumes. Johnson's more known for his TD celebration antics.

I was thinking of that "future hall of famer 20??" jacket Chad 'Ocho Cinco' wore on the sidelines. Forgot about the portis thing.
 

ChefChiTown

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So, I was just thinking about this...

Let's say, for conversation's sake, that Chad Johnson gets traded or released from the Bengals and ends up playing for a team like, ooooooh, let's say the San Diego Chargers. On the San Diego Chargers, Antonio Gates already wears the #85. So, what happens if Chad Johnson has to change his jersey number to like 81 or 88? Does he still go by "Ocho Cinco" or does he go back to Chad Johnson? Food for thought...
 
Antonio Gates would sell him the number for a ridiculous amount of money. And Chad would pay because he's that ignorant.

And if that didn't happen, he'd change his name to Ocho Tres or Ocho Cuatro.
 
I just wish his antics would stop. I want Cincy to be worth a shit. I know they are my 2nd team but this stuff gets old.
 
What a lame ploy to get publicity. The only ocho-cinco that I care about are the Ocho-Cinco Chicago Bears!

Da Bears!

'nuff said.
 
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