After you masturabte what do you do with the "thing"

[tunsty]

At what point did this thread get weird?:crash:

 

[efeezy]

I just leave it on the hardwood floor and let the dog clean it up. Works like a charm!

 

[DerSchadel]

Seeing how I use my wifes mouth to masturbate this is never a problem.

 

[ChefChiTown]

At what point did this thread get weird?:crash:

The second he clicked "Submit New Thread".

 

[bigbadbrody]

usually I flush the tissue down the toilet

 

[AFA]

My Mother doesn't allow me to talk about those "things".

http://1.***************/ii/0/9/2/1/9/092199000norman.jpg

http://board.freeones.com/showpost.php?p=1803097&postcount=1

She also says any idiot knows not to throw paper towels in the toilet because it clogs the plumbing.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

My Mother doesn't allow me to talk about those "things".

but she allows you to do those "things"?

 

[bunker]

Come on guys !

Just think of all the trees we had to cut because of you !:nanner:

A new explanation of deforesting !

 

[D-rock]

At what point did this thread get weird?:crash:

I think it officially went over the edge when somebody asked, "At what point did this thread get weird", but that just me. :1orglaugh

 

[Becks...poamr]

...umm... you could stand over a glass plate table and let is ooze like the creampie models and actresses.... :angels:

I'll think about it.

At what point did this thread get weird?:crash:

Probably when I first replied to this thread.

 

[jibbijib]

I dunno, ask everyones mother where they put mine after I'm done feeding it to them.

 

[hedonis]

Simple- I throw it away or flush it.

H

 

[DerSchadel]

When reading the thread title did anyone else think that 'thing' meant 'penis'?

I was like 'when you're done put your thing back in your damned pants'.

 

[BNF]

When reading the thread title did anyone else think that 'thing' meant 'penis'?

I was like 'when you're done put your thing back in your damned pants'.

Well, in that case, I remove it and hand it back to my girlfriend.

She thinks she owns it anyway.

 

[hotlikecandy]

I have this wall at the back of my house. I just splatter all over it. I keeps my hands clean and a small piece of tissue to wipe off that creamy crown off the top of my dick is all it takes to finish the job. Just throw that thing in the trash bin, who cares?

 

[DerSchadel]

Well, in that case, I remove it and hand it back to my girlfriend.

She thinks she owns it anyway.

My wife is mad at you because my laughing woke her up. LOL

 

[saint]

Priapism. Master it.
Priapism (Ancient Greek: πριαπισμός) is a potentially harmful medical condition in which the erect penis does not return to its flaccid state (despite the absence of both physical and psychological stimulation) within about four hours. It is often painful. Priapism is considered a medical emergency, which should receive proper treatment by a qualified medical practitioner.

The name comes from the Greek god Priapus, referring to the myth that he was ironically punished by the other gods for attempting to rape a goddess, by being given a huge (but useless) set of wooden genitals.

 

[SBTNW]

let it rest, of course...

nice thread, jibbijib!

 

[Peter Gazinya]

What do you do with the paper towel where you ejaculated on...

I flush it in the toliet but it starts to smell

Tell more your address, I'll show you what I do with it.

 

[Facial_King]

After a few weeks, I gather up the tissues and take 'em in a backpack to my local Payless Shoes, where I stuff them into women's tennis shoes in the boxes.

A little fetish of mine.