After you masturabte what do you do with the "thing"

[cartman24]

I make it dissapear...with magic.

 

[Big Papi]

Your jizz smells? You need to change your diet homeslice.

 

[squallumz]

i use a disappearing charm myself. learned it my 4th year at hogwarts.

 

[tunsty]

 

[AFA]

Can you be more specific about which are the ones that smell from this lineup?

It's possible micro robots can be used to separate them from the ones that smell good. :dunno:

 

[BlueBalls]

Were you ill when this happened

 

[gmaxman1212]

afa i am unable to give you anymore rep points at this time (it wont let me) but the last 2 entries you made on this thread are both homeruns and hysterical. i have nothing more to contribute to this thread i think you said it all.

 

[titsrock]

It puts the lotion back in the basket.

Now this is funny:1orglaugh

 

[D-rock]

At least nobody has said he refills up his girlfriend’s facial cream bottle for her yet. :dunno:

 

[Becks...poamr]

I...have NOTHING to add to this thread.

 

[titsrock]

I...have NOTHING to add to this thread.

I'll help you get involved then.

Is it possible to flush paper towel down the toilet? I tried to dispose of a non-gizzed paper towel down the crapper once and it clogged the crapper and I had to grab the plunger...

 

[Becks...poamr]

I'll help you get involved then.

Rock on.

 

[nothingandless]

after i'm done i use no towels.procedures depend on where i am.
if i'm in the gas station bathroom i just spray right on the wall. if im in the car, i just use my hand and wipe it on the passenger seat. at home i just lean over and soak the matress, this is also how i urinate.

I'll help you get involved then.

Is it possible to flush paper towel down the toilet? I tried to dispose of a non-gizzed paper towel down the crapper once and it clogged the crapper and I had to grab the plunger...

paper towels generally clog toilets in my experience

 

[ZoWhat]

I keep it in a jar with my toe nails, dead pets and facial hair. But my mom says I'm a perfectly good boy.

When I was in my teens, I decided to collect my spunk in a mason jar. Everyday for about a month, I would pop off 2-3 loads a day. It had a pretty good amount in the jar....enough to swish around.

About 15 years later I was visiting my mother during Christmas break, she told me that she had moved all my crap from high school out and it was in a box in the garage. After opening the box, the first thing I saw was the cloudy glass of the mason jar. It brought a big smile to my face. Man....I miss my youth!!!

 

[YMIHERE]

I shoot it onto a glass table top. In a few days it dries to Crystal And I get a straw and snort it.

 

[KungFuDude]

I shoot it onto a glass table top. In a few days it dries to Crystal And I get a straw and snort it.

Careful, I hear crystal semen causes blindness.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Careful, I hear crystal semen causes blindness.

no. it causes deafness. the wanking causes blindness

 

[KungFuDude]

no. it causes deafness. the wanking causes blindness

Oh right, good point. I thought that joke seemed staler than a wadded up paper towel full of dried up tadpole tapioca.

 

[Vanilla Bear]

Oh right, good point. I thought that joke seemed staler than a wadded up paper towel full of dried up tadpole tapioca.

glad i could help
:hatsoff:

 

[BNF]

I...have NOTHING to add to this thread.

...umm... you could stand over a glass plate table and let is ooze like the creampie models and actresses.... :angels: