Well then, lets see it! I can't speak for anyone else, but I personally love to see a nice little starfish peeking out from behind a skimpy little string. In fact, YOU, of all the ocsm's should know how much I like yours!
I guess porn is the same reason you buy all of those expensive fuck me shoes too? I would love to see the look on an IRS auditors face when you pull out a portfolio of pictures, every single one you, spread out in all your sexy glory, just to show him exactly HOW MANY, pairs of, whatever you bought, you did buy for business....that evil sexy grin on your face, knowing he's half embarrassed and half turned on, left speechless, as you leave no doubt in his mind.