A Punch to the Face...a Venting Thread!
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To the plumbing in my house. If it had a face, I'd fucking pummel it into the ground. 
:thefinger lol
I was walking upstairs a bit ago and I had no shoes on. Great. Fine. Well, I'm walking across the carpet and I step into a patch of sopping wet carpet only to find that, above me, one of the water pipes in the ceiling is leaking (it's a "drop-down" ceiling) and water's dripping down through the ceiling onto the floor. *** of a bitch....pisses me off.
Just what I need - the landlord coming into my apartment, fuckin' around with the pipes, making a racket all day - just as I'm getting ready to *****. :thefinger :ban:
:thefinger lolI was walking upstairs a bit ago and I had no shoes on. Great. Fine. Well, I'm walking across the carpet and I step into a patch of sopping wet carpet only to find that, above me, one of the water pipes in the ceiling is leaking (it's a "drop-down" ceiling) and water's dripping down through the ceiling onto the floor. *** of a bitch....pisses me off.
Just what I need - the landlord coming into my apartment, fuckin' around with the pipes, making a racket all day - just as I'm getting ready to *****. :thefinger :ban:
Now I'm not one to complain, but...
The Parts Store Guy. What is his major malfunction! I needed a 'Wired" MAP sensor.
I gave him;
A. The VIN
B. The Chasis #
C. The Engine #
D. The Cylinder Head #
5. The serial # of the MAP
6. The part # of the MAP
H. Finally over and over I told him it was the "wired" sensor.
What do they send me? Fucking valve springs.
The Parts Store Guy. What is his major malfunction! I needed a 'Wired" MAP sensor.
I gave him;
A. The VIN
B. The Chasis #
C. The Engine #
D. The Cylinder Head #
5. The serial # of the MAP
6. The part # of the MAP
H. Finally over and over I told him it was the "wired" sensor.
What do they send me? Fucking valve springs.
member2686
Banned
LMFAO! Oh man, you gotta punch inept people! lol Hilarious post, 4G!
My first punch today (I suspect there might be more...lol) goes to whoever the idiot was/is who came up with the idea to put those terribly-difficult-to-remove stickers/labels on the sides and tops of the cases of nearly every CD and DVD sold. My God, those things are fucking annoying, and you practically have to use a straight-razor to open your damned CD & DVDs, sometimes damaging the packaging. It's SO irritating!!! :thefinger
4G63 said:
My first punch today (I suspect there might be more...lol) goes to whoever the idiot was/is who came up with the idea to put those terribly-difficult-to-remove stickers/labels on the sides and tops of the cases of nearly every CD and DVD sold. My God, those things are fucking annoying, and you practically have to use a straight-razor to open your damned CD & DVDs, sometimes damaging the packaging. It's SO irritating!!!
:thefinger 
My 'punch to the face' goes to Steve Bennett,a Premiership ref (or what suppose to pass for one).
Again today he's sent off a Liverpool player (stick with me here I'm trying not to be biased) for when it was a accident.Alonso stumble then fell over into a Arsenal player who had just cleared the ball.This idiot decided this was a foul and sent him off for a second bookable offence.Now this is the 5th Liverpool player he's sent off in the last 10 games he's ref'ed with us.I also believe we've lost 7 or 8 of these too.
Now he is also the ref who's sent off and booked the most players in the Prem this season.He in fact has come top of this table for the last 3 years.He ruins games by forever stopping games for silly little things when could just play the advantage.Even after games he refuses to resind yellow and red cards on the ones he got wrong.
Again today he's sent off a Liverpool player (stick with me here I'm trying not to be biased) for when it was a accident.Alonso stumble then fell over into a Arsenal player who had just cleared the ball.This idiot decided this was a foul and sent him off for a second bookable offence.Now this is the 5th Liverpool player he's sent off in the last 10 games he's ref'ed with us.I also believe we've lost 7 or 8 of these too.
Now he is also the ref who's sent off and booked the most players in the Prem this season.He in fact has come top of this table for the last 3 years.He ruins games by forever stopping games for silly little things when could just play the advantage.Even after games he refuses to resind yellow and red cards on the ones he got wrong.
Nightfly said:LMFAO! Oh man, you gotta punch inept people! lol Hilarious post, 4G!
My first punch today (I suspect there might be more...lol) goes to whoever the idiot was/is who came up with the idea to put those terribly-difficult-to-remove stickers/labels on the sides and tops of the cases of nearly every CD and DVD sold. My God, those things are fucking annoying, and you practically have to use a straight-razor to open your damned CD & DVDs, sometimes damaging the packaging. It's SO irritating!!!
I'm just like that...
Even though the sticker has NO effect on the playing of the CD whatsoever...I just cannot stand it being there on the CD case.
Same thing goes for damaged CD cases..SO ANNOYING!, especially if it's one of my favourite CD's (I let it pass if it's an old CD that I don't listen to much)
Anyone with me here...or am I nuts?
those god damned twins that i know, fuckin she devils. always causin troubles, and turning some of my friends against me and some other guys
the engineers of PASSLOCK. i am plagued by its malfunction
venting thread?
is there a thread on freeones where i can just tell all, and relieve some angre? i thought i saw one a while ago, but i cant find it now
is there a thread on freeones where i can just tell all, and relieve some angre? i thought i saw one a while ago, but i cant find it now
Re: venting thread?
This is the the thread for venting. A punch to the face.
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=48010
This is the the thread for venting. A punch to the face.
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=48010
Re: venting thread?
thanks very much, i needed that4G63 said:
member2686
Banned
Re: venting thread?
Yes there is, domshooter - it was/is my "baby," and was, for some reason, deemed to be a "post-game" thread, even though it's a discussion/talk thread.
Here's the link... http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=48010
Yes there is, domshooter - it was/is my "baby," and was, for some reason, deemed to be a "post-game" thread, even though it's a discussion/talk thread.
Here's the link... http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=48010
Re: venting thread?
i got it, but thanks nightfly, very useful thread
Nightfly said:
i got it, but thanks nightfly, very useful thread
oh friends can be stupid. im not gonna explain it all, so here goes:
my friends **** each other currently. we all used to be a close group but a recent even has pissed some of them off. im the middle man, so i have to deal with it all from both sides, not fun.
my bros gonna lose his job because of the cities incompetince, though hes gonna sue them in the end and win(so i cant be all mad)
thats better
my friends **** each other currently. we all used to be a close group but a recent even has pissed some of them off. im the middle man, so i have to deal with it all from both sides, not fun.
my bros gonna lose his job because of the cities incompetince, though hes gonna sue them in the end and win(so i cant be all mad)
thats better
member2686
Banned
To one of my friends... She has been chatting/IMing with me for about 7 months, using old pics of herself as her MSN Messenger avatar. She used a current one last night, and she looks NOTHING like the other pics that she has shown to me thus far. I feel deceived and misled - duped; what makes matters worse is that I developed genuine feelings for her and we are/were great friends.
That friendship is now in jeopardy because of her misrepresentation. I am happy with her "looks" in the current avatar photo she uses, but she deceived me, using pics of herself from about a year ago when she was probably 30 pounds thinner, and for that, I'm punching her. Just be fcking honest with me - if you're a good person I'll trust and love you. Don't fucking play games. :eek: :******:
That friendship is now in jeopardy because of her misrepresentation. I am happy with her "looks" in the current avatar photo she uses, but she deceived me, using pics of herself from about a year ago when she was probably 30 pounds thinner, and for that, I'm punching her. Just be fcking honest with me - if you're a good person I'll trust and love you. Don't fucking play games. :eek:
:******: member2686
Banned
To my neighbors and landlord...
Fuckin' A. I was just outside, having a smoke, headphones on, using a CD player/Discman, singing to a Linkin Park song, and one of my pussy housemates (I rent a room in some old guy's house) heard me singing and thought I was "in pain" and a neighbor (like a quarter-mile away) called the cops as well. :rofl: :thefinger
My landlord, who should fall into a pit of boiling acid with floating and rapidly-swirling razor blades, just came down into my apartment and bitched about my singing since the neighbor called him. It's 11:32 p.m. my time, and my singing was about 15 mins. ago.
Fucking "bubble-gummers." I live out "in the country;" apparently my voice carries quite far in the dead of night. LOL!
:nanner:
Fuckin' A. I was just outside, having a smoke, headphones on, using a CD player/Discman, singing to a Linkin Park song, and one of my pussy housemates (I rent a room in some old guy's house) heard me singing and thought I was "in pain" and a neighbor (like a quarter-mile away) called the cops as well. :rofl: :thefinger
My landlord, who should fall into a pit of boiling acid with floating and rapidly-swirling razor blades, just came down into my apartment and bitched about my singing since the neighbor called him. It's 11:32 p.m. my time, and my singing was about 15 mins. ago.
Fucking "bubble-gummers." I live out "in the country;" apparently my voice carries quite far in the dead of night. LOL!
:nanner:
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I went to the Oasis Concert tonight,(great concert BTW) but to the Dumb-ass fucker in front of me who spent most of the first 15 of the show yapping on his cell phone, just wasnt the yapping he was fucking screaming at the top of his lungs on his phone that it was ******* everybody off around me that everyone around me was about to **** him and good thing he turned the thing off , or this guy was gonna cause a riot and get his asskicked, good thing he finally got the hints and the right idea and sat down and shut-up in his chair while everyone else was now having a great time...like who goes to a concert spends $75 and talks about work to somebody on the other line if its so important go into the stadium halls and talk, dont try and talk over the music and the Band
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member2686
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I'm punching the imbecile who drove in ONE inch of snow, couldn't handle her driving in that most (respectively) manageable of road conditions, and fucking dead-ended (head-on) her car into the telephone/power/cable pole in front of my house this morning (7:30 a.m.).
It took a crew of morons from virtually every utility company in this city approximately 10 hours to restore all of the services. I went outside and observed/listened/talked to them "on-the-job" and it was fucking like watching a "Three Stooges" TV show. :ban:
Eventually, a few supervisors came out and told the guys what to do and how to do it, and everything was restored - except telephone service. They didn't get that done correctly. Fucking dipshits. At least I'm online again and my productivity is back with the power and internet service.
Anyway, it was a nightmare here today - we've had a Spring snowstorm and it's cold. Without power, it got FUCKING cold here, inside, and some of my food went bad in my refrigerator (I should have taken the stuff outside where it's literally below-freezing, but I forgot with all the mayhem).
Dumbasses. I made a thread last year about people who can't drive in snow. Maybe it was even a post in THIS thread - I can't remember.
If you can't fucking drive in 1 inch of snow, you probably shouldn't be driving to begin with. Fucking imbeciles.
****. I'm glad I got that rant/vent off of my chest. I've been SUPREMELY pissed-off today!!! :crash:
Someone, please, e-mail me a ****. lmfao :****:
Cheers!
It took a crew of morons from virtually every utility company in this city approximately 10 hours to restore all of the services. I went outside and observed/listened/talked to them "on-the-job" and it was fucking like watching a "Three Stooges" TV show. :ban:
Eventually, a few supervisors came out and told the guys what to do and how to do it, and everything was restored - except telephone service. They didn't get that done correctly. Fucking dipshits. At least I'm online again and my productivity is back with the power and internet service.
Anyway, it was a nightmare here today - we've had a Spring snowstorm and it's cold. Without power, it got FUCKING cold here, inside, and some of my food went bad in my refrigerator (I should have taken the stuff outside where it's literally below-freezing, but I forgot with all the mayhem).
Dumbasses. I made a thread last year about people who can't drive in snow. Maybe it was even a post in THIS thread - I can't remember.
If you can't fucking drive in 1 inch of snow, you probably shouldn't be driving to begin with. Fucking imbeciles.
****. I'm glad I got that rant/vent off of my chest. I've been SUPREMELY pissed-off today!!! :crash:
Someone, please, e-mail me a ****. lmfao :****:
Cheers!
om3ga
It's good to be the king...
Yep, NF - that does sound like a crap day....
Premature punch to our "charming" Chancellor of the Exchequer, Gordon Brown, who is going to present the UK Budget later today. As fellow UK members know to their cost, if you ***** *******, smoke ciggies, own a house, own a small business (heck, own any business) or drive a car - prepare to get taxed.
Damn - now I'm depressed......
Premature punch to our "charming" Chancellor of the Exchequer, Gordon Brown, who is going to present the UK Budget later today. As fellow UK members know to their cost, if you ***** *******, smoke ciggies, own a house, own a small business (heck, own any business) or drive a car - prepare to get taxed.
Damn - now I'm depressed......
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