A Punch to the Face...a Venting Thread!

[Montrealman]

Early in the year before graduating high school, 1991, I was the guy with the long blond hair, known only for his long blond hair, they called me Led Zeppelin. One day I got it cut all around even to my shoulders. I used to wear this dark green poncho with dark yellow stripes on it. Well that year of high school ended and I kept my hair shoulder lenght. Anyhow, NIRVANA broke big later that year and from there on I was known as the guy who got his hair cut like Kurt Cobain, only he wasn't known as KURT COBAIN back then, he was just the Nirvana singer as they were a new band but had a hit on the charts (guess). So a nice fuck you to those who thought that I got my hair cut to look like him, it was insulting to be thought of as a copycat of something, which I'm not . Hmm, maybe I just thought you thought that. Fuck you anyways.

I love this thread. I mean no harm of course and I don't intend to be rude but face it, it's a great medium for expression, all kinds. I'm messing around and exagerating but I'm trying to develop my story telling skills. Sue me. :thumbsup:

 

[Montrealman]

Ps : Thank you FreeOnes for the closure, lol :rofl:

 

[Priapus]

I wan't to vent at whoever in QVC's shipping department had the bright idea to send me my order of tomato plants through the U.S. mail instead of UPS, being in a hot mailbox made them dry out, and wilt...I'm trying to revive them, yet thanks to my good god of the garden skills I think I have saved them from dying.

 

[member2686]

No wonder some of my friends call me Frasier Crane or Dr. Phil. :rofl: That's why I made the thread - catharsis!!!

Feels good, doesn't it? LOL

It's better than throwing rocks at cars...you can't get arrested for venting here! lmao

Ps : Thank you FreeOnes for the closure, lol :rofl:

 

[Montrealman]

I've thrown rocks at cars once.

This is better.
Thanks Nightfly !

 

[tunsty]

A Punch to the Face...

to Sheffield Utd manager Neil Warnock.
I've always had a dislike for the whinging gobshite and now Sheffield Utd are in the Premiership, I'll have to put up with more of his mouth-manure.:ak47:

 

[Montrealman]

I got mugged last night. I'm 5'11, 180 lbs so I'm not little. I've been doing Tai Kwan Do for 3 years now. I picked it up in Korea. The 2 guys who jumped were pretty small compared to me. When they jumped me I had no idea what was going on. I've never been in a fight in my entire life, and I just froze. I couldn't even figure out was going on. Then I started swinging. Those 2 dudes had cuts all over them I noticed, so I stopped because I really didn't to touch them. I thought one was pulling a ***, but it was a *****. They looked like crack addicts, but they were fuckheads none the least. I'm still in shock. When I came home last night I called the police and filed a report, then came here to post to try and relax. I ***** all of 2 hours last night. Jesus Christ, I've visited North Korea, survived the Tsunami in Thailand, I'm starting all over here back home while my girl is still in Korea and now this **** ? I feel like I'm constantly being tested. I know I could have taken those two but $400 cash and a few credit cards are not worth it I know. What ***** me is that my gf wrote me the most beautiful short letter, and when I miss her a lot or feel down I always read that letter, and now it's gone forever. That's what hurts the most. I'm completely alone here in this city. I don't know anyone anymore as all my buds have moved away. When I'm here at FreeOnes I feel amongst friends so thank to you to all for that, but fuck. I'm really down. If I did ***** or had a ******** problem I would be so smashed right now, but fuck that. Time to meditate.........I mean masturbate. Thanks for "listening".

 

[4G63]

I got mugged last night. I'm 5'11, 180 lbs so I'm not little. I've been doing Tai Kwan Do for 3 years now. I picked it up in Korea. The 2 guys who jumped were pretty small compared to me. When they jumped me I had no idea what was going on. I've never been in a fight in my entire life, and I just froze. I couldn't even figure out was going on. Then I started swinging. Those 2 dudes had cuts all over them I noticed, so I stopped because I really didn't to touch them. I thought one was pulling a ***, but it was a *****. They looked like crack addicts, but they were fuckheads none the least. I'm still in shock. When I came home last night I called the police and filed a report, then came here to post to try and relax. I ***** all of 2 hours last night. Jesus Christ, I've visited North Korea, survived the Tsunami in Thailand, I'm starting all over here back home while my girl is still in Korea and now this **** ? I feel like I'm constantly being tested. I know I could have taken those two but $400 cash and a few credit cards are not worth it I know. What ***** me is that my gf wrote me the most beautiful short letter, and when I miss her a lot or feel down I always read that letter, and now it's gone forever. That's what hurts the most. I'm completely alone here in this city. I don't know anyone anymore as all my buds have moved away. When I'm here at FreeOnes I feel amongst friends so thank to you to all for that, but fuck. I'm really down. If I did ***** or had a ******** problem I would be so smashed right now, but fuck that. Time to meditate.........I mean masturbate. Thanks for "listening".

Take your anger out on these sickos. A punch to the face does not convay what I want to do to them. Sick NAMBLA fucks. http://216.220.97.17/

 

[om3ga]

To all those dick-head announcers who thought I gave a **** about TC, Katie Holmes & Suri (or Sulu, or whatever!)

[edit] PS: hope the cops get the SOBs responsible, Montrealman.......

 

[jod0565]

Sorry to hear of your bad night Montrealman and I too hope the cops catch them.

 

[Montrealman]

Thanks guys. Movin'on is key but I regret posting that. It's no one else's problem but I had no one to tell and I was feeling down. Must control that, lol, thanks again. :hatsoff:

 

[tunsty]

Citroen...for using 'Happy Days' in their adverts.

I'm sorry, but not even the Fonz looks cool in a Shitroen.

 

[member2686]

To not being able to ***** with any regularity. I'm getting fucking sick of it. I'm REALLY REALLY REALLY getting sick of it. :******:

I'll be awake 20 hours, crash for 3 hours, awake 6, crash for 3, up another 9, crash for 90 minutes, and on and on... My docs want me to take stuff (*****) for it, but the last thing I need is to get addicted to ******** pills. I'm really losing patience with my sundry medical issues and I'm getting mad as fuck that I can't seem to find a competent doctor to help me. :******: :helpme: I just want to get back to "normal" and get back to a day job/routine, but these fuckwits can't seem to figure out what the problem is... gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrr

 

[om3ga]

Citroen...for using 'Happy Days' in their adverts.

I'm sorry, but not even the Fonz looks cool in a Shitroen.

Can't argue with that - that ad is definitely Naff!!

If the Fonz had a choice, I'm betting he would respond with:

:thefinger

 

[member2686]

LOL :eek: I hope Roald doesn't see those last 2 posts. lmao :ban:

 

[4G63]

To not being able to ***** with any regularity. I'm getting fucking sick of it. I'm REALLY REALLY REALLY getting sick of it. :******:

I'll be awake 20 hours, crash for 3 hours, awake 6, crash for 3, up another 9, crash for 90 minutes, and on and on... My docs want me to take stuff (*****) for it, but the last thing I need is to get addicted to ******** pills. I'm really losing patience with my sundry medical issues and I'm getting mad as fuck that I can't seem to find a competent doctor to help me. :******: :helpme: I just want to get back to "normal" and get back to a day job/routine, but these fuckwits can't seem to figure out what the problem is... gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrr

You'll never listen to me but I'll say it anyway. A moderate dosage of *********, will let you ***** naturally and will help for a week with the only side effects being the giggles and munchies. But seriously one bowl tonight and you'll have peaceful ***** for a week, and the addiction will only be mental. Try and tell me I'm wrong.

 

[member2686]

Oh I'm sure that'd help, just as some of the medications prescribed have helped, but man, those things knock me on my ass and weed has never been to my liking the 5 times or so I've smoked it. Besides, I can't afford to take a pre-employment **** screen and have it show dope in my ****. Enjoy the red rep for the advice, however... lmao :eek: :thumbsup:

You'll never listen to me but I'll say it anyway. A moderate dosage of *********, will let you ***** naturally and will help for a week with the only side effects being the giggles and munchies. But seriously one bowl tonight and you'll have peaceful ***** for a week, and the addiction will only be mental. Try and tell me I'm wrong.

 

[Montrealman]

To not being able to ***** with any regularity. I'm getting fucking sick of it. I'm REALLY REALLY REALLY getting sick of it. :******:

I'll be awake 20 hours, crash for 3 hours, awake 6, crash for 3, up another 9, crash for 90 minutes, and on and on... My docs want me to take stuff (*****) for it, but the last thing I need is to get addicted to ******** pills. I'm really losing patience with my sundry medical issues and I'm getting mad as fuck that I can't seem to find a competent doctor to help me. :******: :helpme: I just want to get back to "normal" and get back to a day job/routine, but these fuckwits can't seem to figure out what the problem is... gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Maybe it's stress you need to work on or something else that prevents you from ********. I'm no scientologist, but at this stage you're right, you don't need pills. A girl could help too ! I know I'm not helping you much but try a different lifestyle if you can, work out, burn some energy. Don't ***** for 2 days then **** off for a weekend. I don't know. Let me know how it turns out.

 

[4G63]

Oh I'm sure that'd help, just as some of the medications prescribed have helped, but man, those things knock me on my ass and weed has never been to my liking the 5 times or so I've smoked it. Besides, I can't afford to take a pre-employment **** screen and have it show dope in my ****. Enjoy the red rep for the advice, however... lmao :eek: :thumbsup:

You need to go on a long relaxing hunting trip. :rofl:

Sorry but that's funny! Laughter is the best medicine.

Get your hands dirty, stretch your muscles and mind. Find a project around the house to get you thinking and working, I only know what works for me, so I don't have much advice on the topic. I just know we don't need a grumpy Nightfly spreading his un-comfort, = .

 

[icerfan]

Montrealman, you'll like this one ...

I'd like to punch several thousand fans of the NHL's Dallas Stars, because they refuse to sit down at home playoff games. It's a professional sport. You paid over a hundred bucks for your seat. Use it! :crash: