Oh, come off it, guys. You know Frankie has been a member of the site for quite some time, most likely taking the "pope mobile out for a cruse" is the Curious section.
If that isn't enough, offer him an honorary account as an Approved Content Owner.
I realize that may do more harm than good to FreeOnes but it may serve as enough of an enticement to get the Pope to respond at least. Imagine giving rep to the Pope? That surely will grant you immunity from an after life of hell, file and brimstone am I right?