97-year-old fruitcake

[Will E Worm]

97-year-old fruitcake is no joke.

It’s hard as a rock, has a slight scent of spice and looks like Frankenstein, with knob-like mints protruding from its sides. But, hey, will any of us look any better than Pierre Girard’s fruitcake when we’re 97 years old?

“Most people won’t touch it,” the Golden Valley, Minn., resident said with a chuckle. “Others say, ‘I wouldn’t have that in my house. I’m afraid of it.’ I think I’m the only one that really loves it.”

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Who eats fruit cake? :dunno:

 

[maildude]

That is both funny and seasonally relevant.

 

[Galactic]

Tried fruitcake once.......and only once.

 

[Spunner]

Tried fruitcake once.......and only once.

Did not like the cock? :rofl:

 

[tdomaster]

mh looks tasty^^

 

[Galactic]

Did not like the cock? :rofl:

That's not......I didn't mean.......awww fuck it all.

 

[Spunner]

That's not......I didn't mean.......awww fuck it all.

You made it too easy. lol

 

[Galactic]

You made it too easy. lol

This is why I am considered very naieve among my friends......when I typed that, didn't even consider the implications!

 

[sp00ner77]

Tried fruitcake once.......and only once.

That's not......I didn't mean.......awww fuck it all.

That's what he said.

 

[Jack Davenport]

I thought this was a thread about Quentin Crisp

 

[tunsty]

I was all-ready to defend the 97 yr old fruitcakes of this world.
I mean, surely it doesn't matter how old you are, nor what sort of lifestyle you want to lead..etc



'actual' fruitcakes... hmm, I have no opinion :dunno:

 

[ChefChiTown]

Aww, well this is disappointing. When I walked into this thread, I was hoping it was going to be about Rip Taylor.