Back when I was still employable, I was working tech support for Skank of America and there was an engineer who was a bit socially awkward. The type who tries a little too hard to be liked. Not a bad guy certainly. I'm sure you know the type. Anyway, one day he went to lunch and forgot to lock his laptop. An egregious error in IT so I changed his Jabber status to red to signify Do Not Disturb and read "Severe Diarrhea". Management expressed concern about his status so we know they saw it. When he got back from lunch and took in the situation, he had a panic attack and vomited on another person. I feel badly about that. As recall though he was on the heavy side so that makes it less sad. I feel badly writing that.
THC edibles taste like happy!!