Maggie Green
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Idk why I put fun in the thread title : ) I guess b/c I think it's fun to learn all of this random stuff about people. So they don't have to be fun per say : ) I've been enjoying this thread!
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This is a fun thread! It will be interesting to see where all this goes.
Mandy Flores
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Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
It really is great, especially the FUN partNice job thinking of it
Don't wanna take away any of Maggie's fame here, but she wasn't really the first one thinking of it.
http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?236126-Embarassing-Facts-About-Yourself
In this thread are other facts though.
Mandy Flores
Official Checked Star Member
It really is great, especially the FUN part
Someone asked how the joke started to get me going sooooo.....
I've told that one a few times..... Heard about a guy stealing women's panties. Cops go to his house after he is arrested and find nearly 10,000 pairs of used women's undergarments. As a joke I get convinced to take a few pics of me in my panties and list them on Craigslist for sale. I get like 60 or 90 emails in just over 3 minutes, when Craigslist pulls the ad. Sold the first pair for $100. Guy buys more. Take more pictures. Found Ebanned.net to sell panties and such on, take more pictures for each pair. Pictures get better, modeling ability get's better. Soon I'm asked for all kinds of stuff...bras, socks, heels, hair, .....um spit......toenails.....piss........squirt....... anything else you can think of.... all accompanied of course with pictures. Soon I have so many damn pictures I decide to look into modeling. Put up a modeling profile at modelmayhem. in the meantime, I start getting requests for videos, videos of my feet, of my yoga routine, my exercise routine, me taking showers,....me masturbating...me squirting.... By now I have built up this big inventory of pictures and videos. I decide to put up my first website Mymandygirl.net. I find Freeones shortly after. My pictures on ModelMayhem get me noticed by Jose Luis, who submits a lot to Playboy. He is certain he can get me in as CyberGirl of the week during 2012. I decide what the heck, even though he and I are both well aware that Playboy does not like a lot of the shit i have been doing already on my own. I start using my full name instead of Mymandygirl. We sneak in and i make CyberGirl of the week for February 23rd. Yea! Playboy realizes what the fuck we did. Sends Jose notice that I will be the last girl to get in that has established anything like what i had done. They promptly cut my week short, added another girl who had already been in several Playboy publications, and THEN had the vote for CyberGirl of the Month. Obviously I had no chance against a girl who already had a fan following at Playboy, which is exactly why they chose her.
Anyway, the exposure they had already given me really gave a goose to my video sales and item sales. I had started posting videos at clips4sale, and the sales picked up right away. Basically that's it, I just continue to do what I'm doing and things seem to continue to grow
Penises I mean. No not really, business does.
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
No no it IS penises! :rubbel:
Well, you DID manage to make me giggle! ;D
Thanks for the compliments, and I tend to agree. I am NOT turned on by a vacuous person. I rather use my vibe, tyvm! Attraction is great, but the cerebral component brings it to another level.
And just wait until I post some photos! I do have a great ass and insanely long legs. Oh, and a nice, flat tummy. Now I just sound boastful. Lol!
It's nice to meet you! XO
Thanks for the compliments, and I tend to agree. I am NOT turned on by a vacuous person. I rather use my vibe, tyvm!
Attraction is great, but the cerebral component brings it to another level. And just wait until I post some photos! I do have a great ass and insanely long legs. Oh, and a nice, flat tummy. Now I just sound boastful. Lol!
It's nice to meet you! XO
alexpnz
Lord Dipstick
Now THAT bought back some High School memories.
I try explain that game to people and they just look at me like I have 6 heads.
Whatever OCSM category they have going on now, you should win just for knowing and appreciating the Doorknob Fart Game!
I praise you....
:bowdown:
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
1. My organ donation card also lists my beard.
2. I can speak French. In Russian.
3. I'm the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test.
4. Everytime I go for a swim, dolphins appear.
5. Alien abductors have asked me to probe them.
For the fun of it:
6. If I were to give you directions, you'd never get lost. And you'd arrive at least 5 minutes early.
7. I'm a lover, not a fighter.
8. But I'm also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
9. Even my enemies list me as their emergency contact number.
10. I once had an awkward moment. Just to see how it feels.
2. I can speak French. In Russian.
3. I'm the only man to ever ace a Rorschach test.
4. Everytime I go for a swim, dolphins appear.
5. Alien abductors have asked me to probe them.
For the fun of it:
6. If I were to give you directions, you'd never get lost. And you'd arrive at least 5 minutes early.
7. I'm a lover, not a fighter.
8. But I'm also a fighter, so don't get any ideas.
9. Even my enemies list me as their emergency contact number.
10. I once had an awkward moment. Just to see how it feels.
You take that back right now. Right fucking now!!!!
I knew it.
Philbert
Banned
1) I drink napalm to quell my heartburn.
2) Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for me to die before they attack.
3) I can strangle you with a cordless phone.
4) Dennis Hopper once bought me dinner in the French Market, and I handed Nickolas Cage the salt in La Paniche.
5) I hitch-hiked through the Khyber Pass, and stood in front of the Bamiyan Buddas.
2) Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for me to die before they attack.
3) I can strangle you with a cordless phone.
4) Dennis Hopper once bought me dinner in the French Market, and I handed Nickolas Cage the salt in La Paniche.
5) I hitch-hiked through the Khyber Pass, and stood in front of the Bamiyan Buddas.
Vanilla Bear
Bears For Life
You. Are. Fucking. Awesome! :bowdown:
Aww man why didn't I post those? :weeping: I'm not worthy this name and your coolness.
ban-one
Works for panties
So, I guess you both think you're The Most Interesting Man in the World, and I guess that while you do not always drink beer, when you do, you prefer Dos Equis.
Maggie Green
Official Checked Star Member
Someone asked how the joke started to get me going sooooo.....
I've told that one a few times..... Heard about a guy stealing women's panties. Cops go to his house after he is arrested and find nearly 10,000 pairs of used women's undergarments. As a joke I get convinced to take a few pics of me in my panties and list them on Craigslist for sale. I get like 60 or 90 emails in just over 3 minutes, when Craigslist pulls the ad. Sold the first pair for $100. Guy buys more. Take more pictures. Found Ebanned.net to sell panties and such on, take more pictures for each pair. Pictures get better, modeling ability get's better. Soon I'm asked for all kinds of stuff...bras, socks, heels, hair, .....um spit......toenails.....piss........squirt....... anything else you can think of.... all accompanied of course with pictures. Soon I have so many damn pictures I decide to look into modeling. Put up a modeling profile at modelmayhem. in the meantime, I start getting requests for videos, videos of my feet, of my yoga routine, my exercise routine, me taking showers,....me masturbating...me squirting.... By now I have built up this big inventory of pictures and videos. I decide to put up my first website Mymandygirl.net. I find Freeones shortly after. My pictures on ModelMayhem get me noticed by Jose Luis, who submits a lot to Playboy. He is certain he can get me in as CyberGirl of the week during 2012. I decide what the heck, even though he and I are both well aware that Playboy does not like a lot of the shit i have been doing already on my own. I start using my full name instead of Mymandygirl. We sneak in and i make CyberGirl of the week for February 23rd. Yea! Playboy realizes what the fuck we did. Sends Jose notice that I will be the last girl to get in that has established anything like what i had done. They promptly cut my week short, added another girl who had already been in several Playboy publications, and THEN had the vote for CyberGirl of the Month. Obviously I had no chance against a girl who already had a fan following at Playboy, which is exactly why they chose her.
Anyway, the exposure they had already given me really gave a goose to my video sales and item sales. I had started posting videos at clips4sale, and the sales picked up right away. Basically that's it, I just continue to do what I'm doing and things seem to continue to grow
Great story : ) I just started my clips for sale store in August and it's growing but I have a huge respect for yours..I know what some of those top studios make and you're right in line with them! You are a talented business woman!
"I feel exactly those feelings too and that's why I keep them inside,
'cause this bear can't bear the world's disdain and sometimes it's easier to hide,
Than explain our guy love...."
Bears for life. Rest in peace, Caramel Bear.
ban-one
Works for panties
After the user formerly known as maleonetwo and Philbert pretending to be the most interesting man in the world, I thought we should have a few things about “The Most Interesting Man on Freeones,” humorously based on all the little exaggerations so many of us are guilty of, but taken to preposterous proportions:
He created Freeones before there was an internet or even computers, but only for everyone else, as he can see any woman he wants naked or engaged in any sex act he desires, simply by knowing her name.
He lost his virginity even before his great, great, great grandparents were born.
He found the younger ages boring, and skipped straight to sexual maturity at birth, with none of the problems associated with puberty.
He is so virile that drug companies want to study him so that they can make their ED drugs even 1/10000000000 as effective as his natural sex drive and stamina.
The full size of his genitalia is so massive, he puts whales to shame, yet any woman can easily accept him.
He is so fertile that merely thinking of a woman will impregnate her... with triplets... that all look like him.
He can easily satisfy every woman on Earth twice over in a single night, and give each a load twice his own body weight.
Even on a slow day, which is never has, he has sex with a dozen different women, all at once.
He thought about trying masturbation once, just to see what it was like, but decided what was the point with a devoted following of beautiful women, willing and eager to please him in any way.
There is no sex act he has not done and is not an expert at, allowing him to teach useful doctoral sex-ed classes in middle school as the teacher took notes, asking with surprise, “You can do that?”
He can give a woman the most incredible, panty-soaking orgasm of her life, just by whispering into her ear.
As The Most Interesting Man on Freeones, he has no top 5 things anyone should know about him, as all are equally important and interesting, making it nearly impossible to make a list even this short.
He created Freeones before there was an internet or even computers, but only for everyone else, as he can see any woman he wants naked or engaged in any sex act he desires, simply by knowing her name.
He lost his virginity even before his great, great, great grandparents were born.
He found the younger ages boring, and skipped straight to sexual maturity at birth, with none of the problems associated with puberty.
He is so virile that drug companies want to study him so that they can make their ED drugs even 1/10000000000 as effective as his natural sex drive and stamina.
The full size of his genitalia is so massive, he puts whales to shame, yet any woman can easily accept him.
He is so fertile that merely thinking of a woman will impregnate her... with triplets... that all look like him.
He can easily satisfy every woman on Earth twice over in a single night, and give each a load twice his own body weight.
Even on a slow day, which is never has, he has sex with a dozen different women, all at once.
He thought about trying masturbation once, just to see what it was like, but decided what was the point with a devoted following of beautiful women, willing and eager to please him in any way.
There is no sex act he has not done and is not an expert at, allowing him to teach useful doctoral sex-ed classes in middle school as the teacher took notes, asking with surprise, “You can do that?”
He can give a woman the most incredible, panty-soaking orgasm of her life, just by whispering into her ear.
As The Most Interesting Man on Freeones, he has no top 5 things anyone should know about him, as all are equally important and interesting, making it nearly impossible to make a list even this short.
I don't know if they will be fun or interesting but 5 points there shall be.
1) For about a year or so I sold forged autograph hockey cards.
2) I attended a professional tryout for World Wrestling Entertainment.
3) I played the drums for 14 years.
4) I enjoy cleaning. If you cook, I'll clean your whole house.
5) I celebrated my 9th birthday in the Hospital after my brother threw me ear first into a coffee table. Got a bump on my ear as a reminder. Most people who ask me about it think it is because of a dog bite.
1) For about a year or so I sold forged autograph hockey cards.
2) I attended a professional tryout for World Wrestling Entertainment.
3) I played the drums for 14 years.
4) I enjoy cleaning. If you cook, I'll clean your whole house.
5) I celebrated my 9th birthday in the Hospital after my brother threw me ear first into a coffee table. Got a bump on my ear as a reminder. Most people who ask me about it think it is because of a dog bite.
ban-one
Works for panties
Ow and that sucks to number five, and as to number one, was that knowingly or only later, after the fact?
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