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4 Problems That Could Sink America

Oh no china is going to use more resources then us?

Quick Amerika, CONSUME! CONSUME! CONSUME!

We need to phase out all cars that get more than 2 miles per gallon. We can't lose those investments from our Big Oil buddies.

And all these lazy assholes need to start working 26 hour days. We need to bring back factories. All Americans should work in the factories, all businesses should be factories.

Here's my idea: Our new currency should be plastic cubes. All exchanges are performed in plastic cubes. Wealth is measured and accrued by throwing the cubes into a fire burning in the middle of the city. Value will be based on the number of cubes destroyed. Hey honey, I just got a raise today. let's go down to the bonfire and throw in 15 more cubes! Boy, the neighbors will be jealous of us!

Do your part Amerika to convert the Earth into a smoldering lifeless heap of toxic shit faster than the God damned Godless communists to keep the Economy going, otherwise we are FUCKED.
 
America has the following problems:
-illegal aliens
-gangs that need be wiped of the country
-ghetto trash that need to be swept of the streets
-islamofascists like farrakhan and his friends that need to be exterminated
-hippies and unwilling to work parasites who want to get free healthcare and social security at the expense of others
-poor educational system in public schools
-overnaïve and too trustworthy voters
-antiamericanism inside America

Excellent observations. Recently, an illegal who was arrested here on a traffic violation, was let off due to "special circumstances." It was later revealed that this illegal received a 7 thousand dollar tax return! How can this be? 7 thousand dollars would have filled every pothole in this small town. We can't keep giving free education,food,healthcare,housing,heat assistance to illegals who do not work and offer nothing in return to this country!
 
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