Oh no china is going to use more resources then us?
Quick Amerika, CONSUME! CONSUME! CONSUME!
We need to phase out all cars that get more than 2 miles per gallon. We can't lose those investments from our Big Oil buddies.
And all these lazy assholes need to start working 26 hour days. We need to bring back factories. All Americans should work in the factories, all businesses should be factories.
Here's my idea: Our new currency should be plastic cubes. All exchanges are performed in plastic cubes. Wealth is measured and accrued by throwing the cubes into a fire burning in the middle of the city. Value will be based on the number of cubes destroyed. Hey honey, I just got a raise today. let's go down to the bonfire and throw in 15 more cubes! Boy, the neighbors will be jealous of us!
Do your part Amerika to convert the Earth into a smoldering lifeless heap of toxic shit faster than the God damned Godless communists to keep the Economy going, otherwise we are FUCKED.
Quick Amerika, CONSUME! CONSUME! CONSUME!
We need to phase out all cars that get more than 2 miles per gallon. We can't lose those investments from our Big Oil buddies.
And all these lazy assholes need to start working 26 hour days. We need to bring back factories. All Americans should work in the factories, all businesses should be factories.
Here's my idea: Our new currency should be plastic cubes. All exchanges are performed in plastic cubes. Wealth is measured and accrued by throwing the cubes into a fire burning in the middle of the city. Value will be based on the number of cubes destroyed. Hey honey, I just got a raise today. let's go down to the bonfire and throw in 15 more cubes! Boy, the neighbors will be jealous of us!
Do your part Amerika to convert the Earth into a smoldering lifeless heap of toxic shit faster than the God damned Godless communists to keep the Economy going, otherwise we are FUCKED.