30 year old virgin!

[STDiva]

Losing your virginity to a hooker is more shameful than being avirgin.

Go out with some friends. Meet someone, exchange numbers and start dating. If it doesn't work out, try again. No 30 year old should view sex as a mystery. Get your dick wet, son.

 

[Elwood70]

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.....

 

[STDiva]

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.....

I feel like that's your advice to everybody, for everything.

Person - I'm thinking of cooking up some chicken teriyaki tonight, but I've never made the sauce before. Any advice?

Elwood - Start drinking heavily.

Person - I'm driving from California to Maine this summer. Any tips or advice on the most scenic route? I'm in no.hurry.

Elwood - Start drinking heavily.

 

[DR. B]

Losing your virginity to a hooker is more shameful than being avirgin.

Go out with some friends. Meet someone, exchange numbers and start dating. If it doesn't work out, try again. No 30 year old should view sex as a mystery. Get your dick wet, son.

don't listen to this asshole.

I lost my virginity to the school district's most valuable slut. The only difference is she didn't charge, but if she did, it wouldn't have matter if it was shameful or not. STDiva is a momma's boy jerk off. But he said it best, "Get your dick wet, son." meeting someone out of the blue is 50/50. Get a hooker, pay her and it's 100% laidness.

I don't know where in the west coast so imma just pull'em out of my hat:

http://seattle.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/

http://sf.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/

http://eastbay.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/

http://losangeles.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/

http://sandiego.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/

bang like 30 sluts and you should gain experience, then look for a nice girl.

 

[Elwood70]

I feel like that's your advice to everybody, for everything.

Person - I'm thinking of cooking up some chicken teriyaki tonight, but I've never made the sauce before. Any advice?

Elwood - Start drinking heavily.

Person - I'm driving from California to Maine this summer. Any tips or advice on the most scenic route? I'm in no.hurry.

Elwood - Start drinking heavily.

....and the problem would be?

...not my fault if motherfuckers can't handle it....or miss the reference..



(Note: This post has been made in lieu of giving rep...because I can't. )

 

[Roald]

depending where you're from, go to backpage.com and get a slut.

for example, I live in Venice, Italy and get my ho's from here: http://venezia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/

Do her next time and report back please:
http://venezia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lara-apenna-arrivata-a-conegliano-veneto-24/1216918

 

[The Yak]

Should you make use of backpage, I would further encourage you to consult theeroticreview.com and only see a provider with some reviews. This should prevent you from being robbed by her boyfriend or arrested by law enforcement.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/

 

[DR. B]

Do her next time and report back please:
http://venezia.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/lara-apenna-arrivata-a-conegliano-veneto-24/1216918

No can do, mademoiselle. She is a fake. That page will get you robbed. Finding a really good ho from backpage is like looking for tuber gibbosum, very hard, but once you find her, become a client.

 

[Will E Worm]

I'm about to turn 30 and yes, somehow I managed to stay a virgin! I'm just a normal dude, educated with a decent job, no funny business. I don't smoke (have in the past), don't drink (plenty of that in the past), and don't do drugs. How should I celebrate my birthday?

Go to a buffet or Chuck E Cheese. Then go home and watch the 40 year old virgin. If it's not too late get on the net. :hatsoff:

Put your profile on eharmony.

 

[lamarwynn]

Watch cinemax ( skinamax) @ 11:00 pm & go for broke bro, satisfied, but still a virgin & its okay

 

[Deepcover]

You should try going to a strip club. When you get a dance from a stripper tell her that you are a virgin and you are celebrating your 30th birthday. She will be more then willing to take your virginity away from you and make you feel very happy during the process.

 

[tartanterrier]

Spend a day at the sperm bank

 

[izabelplayer]

hit the bars and meet some ladies. get a wingman.

 

[freepr0n]

Have gotten many a numbers in the past via the bar/club scene. None panned out to real dates or even just hook ups. Obviously going to a "pro" for help is not the most proud thing to do and that's why I've held out for so long...

 

[freepr0n]

Should you make use of backpage, I would further encourage you to consult theeroticreview.com and only see a provider with some reviews. This should prevent you from being robbed by her boyfriend or arrested by law enforcement.

http://www.theeroticreview.com/

That's actually a good advice. Don't you have to become a paying member to be able to get any useful information from theeroticreview?

 

[DP_LOVER]

Just get out there and talk to girls in bars/clubs/coffee shops etc. despite what a lot of people say meeting a girl is easy if you can be confident and make them laugh. That's all there is. As for the rest whatever will be will be. I would advise against a hooker for your first time, I'm not attacking those that do use them, but if it was me I would like to think I had paid for my first ride. If you can get a girls number then you are half way there. Get a group of friends together, hit some bars, party hard and tell any girl you meet you are celebrating your birthday and straight away you have a topic of conversation. After that see where it goes, if she walks away: big deal move onto someone else, and someone else, and someone else. Don't let the fact you are a virgin get in the way of having a good time. Enjoy the company of your friends, talk to some girls and if you get laid at the end then that's a bonus, if you don't... Try again next week.

Good luck

 

[Will E Worm]

We need an update.

 

[The Yak]

That's actually a good advice. Don't you have to become a paying member to be able to get any useful information from theeroticreview?

To get the nitty-gritty details, yes you must pay. However, all the reviews usually give a "bottom line" assessment early which is free to all.

 

[Sir_Fartsalot]

Go out with friends, pretend to be satisfied. Go home, slightly drunk. Masturbate, and cry yourself to sleep.

Not everyone wants to do what you do.

 

[freepr0n]

Again I say, I've gone out numerous times with friends to various venues such as bars and clubs and large parties. I have no problem talking to girls because I've learned to be shameless. Like I said, if I could end up with a girl that I actually know and enjoy hanging out with as my first, then that would be more than ideal. The only reason I would consider going to a "pro" is that, many of my friends say they did not have a great first time. It was awkward for most of them. I want this experience to be memorable and not awkward... I understand that if I don't get an escort for my bday, tomorrow will be another day. I will continue to meet and see girls and I will have chances to meet the girl for me. But until then, that part of my life is just in suspension and that keeps me thinking-and not necessarily in a salubrious way. If you know what I mean...