*2016 US Presidential Elections* - Candidates, Statistics, Campaign Timelines, Debates

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Cunty McPantsuit it is. Moving on.



What sound makes you the most uneasy?

A gagging dog ready to puke?

Excessively farting babies? Nothing good will come of that.

Someone with a nasty cough in an elevator?

Other people's noises in public bathrooms?

Your own noises in public bathrooms?

A politically incorrect joke in the workplace?

Your car struggling to start in cold weather after you've egged a house?

A cop asking if you know why you were pulled over?

Cunty McPantsuit's disingenuous laughter?
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
South Park's take on the election is so much better than anything else. It's pretty great. Except for that whole "Troll Trace" thing.
 
Trump is stomping a new asshole in her.

If she is elected, she will be known as Madame PresiDepends
 

Luxman

#TRE45ON
Lux, Lux, Lux.
You are truly lost.
This massive anti-trump orgy has nothing to do with experience.
You must free yourself from the lies and propaganda you have been fed for so long.

I can help you with that, but there will be a price to pay.
I'm trying to free your mind,Lux. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it.

Stop being so cryptic and write it in simple terms everyone can understand.
I've been thru one of the doors, and after seeing partially how the system really works, I fully understood the expression "ignorance is bliss".
I wish I didn't know about this crap, about how corrupt the government really is, I wish I was schizophrenic and it was all a delusion, but it isn't, so I am tormented every day with this knowledge that less than 1% of people are aware of.
 
Wow, you could actually hear each candidate speak without constantly being interrupted. So did the two learn to behave themselves, or was the moderator just really good?

Aside from forgetting about Gore not accepting the results as well in his "I'll leave you in suspense" response, it seemed like it went pretty well for him.
 
"Putin's Puppet". Take him out of the oven, he's done.

Yup, pretty much. He isn't close to being presidential.

Neither are fit.

Putin's Puppet or Wall St's puppet, we lose.

I'm kinda cranky, I'm down to watching the last episode of Boardwalk Empire.
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
Stop being so cryptic and write it in simple terms everyone can understand.
I've been thru one of the doors, and after seeing partially how the system really works, I fully understood the expression "ignorance is bliss".
I wish I didn't know about this crap, about how corrupt the government really is, I wish I was schizophrenic and it was all a delusion, but it isn't, so I am tormented every day with this knowledge that less than 1% of people are aware of.

Youre right. It sucks knowing this.
I was going to write a big post breaking it all down but I've done that here before.
Just know there is a hierarchy that controls everything. Trump is a threat to that Hierarchy.
That should explain the combined effort from every possible angle against him. the politicians, the media, Hollywood , ect are all part of this hierarchy. To them it's a matter of self preservation.
He won't bring down this hierarchy but he can do it damage. He can interfere with it.
And he's already exposed it just by running for PREZ. I don't think he even fully understands it. I think he is catching on just like the rest of us.
But his popularity with The People and the entire systems consorted effort to bring him down has exposed them to the world.
The hierarchy doesn't like this. It exposes them and the more people like you and me become aware, the more other people catch on too. Snowball effect and it's happening now.
And that awareness is the biggest threat to destroy it. THat is why he's a threat, that's why they want him gone. And anybody who thinks the hierarchy won't do anything to prevent this, including rigging an election (which is childs play to them), is a fool.
As I've said before love your country all you want but wake up to the fact that it has been taken over by criminals on every level.
They no longer answer to us but to the ones who make them rich, to the members of the hierarchy who are above them. Hillary Clinton is the poster child of this sad truth. She is a main player.

How long did it take her tonight to promote war with Russia? 10, 15 minutes?
This is one thing the hierarchy wants. I don't think it was part of the plan but Russia is now a threat to the destabilization of the Middle East.
Not only are they impeding the hierarchy's progress but they are a threat to restore the countrys which have already been destroyed and possibly putting an end to it once and for all. Common sense should tell you it can't go on much longer.
Gotta keep destroying them one by one. Gotta keep those bankers and "defense" contractors rolling in it, Gotta keep pillaging their oil, their gold, and every othe resource under their soil. Gotta keep sending their refugees into Europe and the US to create chaos and distrust which leads to violence and eventual Civil followed by Martial Law. Gotta keep the drug trade all over the world flowing and prospering.
Russia sees this threat as a threat to themselves eventually.They know once the Middle East is completely decimated that they will be next.The Arab countries which have not been detroyed yet see the threat firsthand.

The hierarchy can not have this, therefore Russia is now the enemy (and it's got nothing to do with any hacking). But Russia has friends also.
There is a major global confrontation brewing and that's no conspiracy theory. It would be a conspiracy theory to pretend it doesn't exist.
 
"Putin's Puppet". Take him out of the oven, he's done.

She got kicked around like a plastic [NOBABE]fuck doll[/NOBABE] all night and that's all you could come up with?

The consensus is that Trump won this debate.

For someone that doesn't have a dog in the fight, you sure are feeding your pooch scraps.

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Yup, pretty much. He isn't close to being presidential.

Neither are fit.

Putin's Puppet or Wall St's puppet, we lose.

I'm kinda cranky, I'm down to watching the last episode of Boardwalk Empire.

You're an idiot. Please stop posting.
 
She got kicked around like a plastic [NOBABE]fuck doll[/NOBABE] all night and that's all you could come up with?

The consensus is that Trump won this debate.

For someone that doesn't have a dog in the fight, you sure are feeding your pooch scraps.

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You're an idiot. Please stop posting.

I haven't logged on here much of late. I forgot that there were people like you. I tend to be around educated people.
It think it is good to have variety.
Good to see you're still around.
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
Mr. X Moran Trump is not Putins puppet.
That's just a catch phrase Hiliarys people made up. Please don't fall for it.
There is no evidence that has been shown that Russia hacked anything.
Her email server was completely wide open. Anybody could have hacked it.
More than likely it was somebody in the US Gov or maybe one of her own people who gave all that to wikileaks.

Trump says he wants peace with Russia. Russia says the same.
Hillary says she wants war.
What do you prefer?

Boardwalk Empire? Great show. I put off watching the last episode for months. Didn't want to see it end.
 
Mr. X Moran Trump is not Putins puppet.
That's just a catch phrase Hiliarys people made up. Please don't fall for it.
There is no eveidence that has been shown that Russia hacked anything.
Her email server was completely wide open. Anybody could have hacked it.
More than likely it was somebody in the US Gov or maybe one of her own people who gave all that to wikileaks.

Trump says he wants peace with Russia. Russia says the same.
Hillary says she wants war.
What do you prefer?

Boardwalk Empire? Great show. I put off watching the last episode for months. Didn't want to see it end.

I wouldn't disagree with most of what you say. I don't believe Hilary said she wants war.
These two candidates are the least fit that I've seen run for president. I tend to respect the opinion of the people who are voting for what they consider the lesser of two evils.
Although, that is still a vote for evil.
I tend to roll my eyes at anyone who is a true believe in either one of these two.
 
"Putin's Puppet". Take him out of the oven, he's done.

You just don't get it man. You're drinking the MSM's kool-aid. All these polls are wrong. The one thing these polls can't measure is turnout. There are millions of Trump supporters who aren't being represented in the polls because of the fear of persecution. These people are just lying in wait and come election day they will come out in full force. So much so that it won't matter how many women or Hispanics the Dems get. You might dislike Trump but Hillary hates you. She hates the average American. She looks down on them. She has hate in her heart and her deplorables remark is exhibit A. She showed her true colors. I'd rather vote for someone I dislike than for someone who hates me. This election is far from over and anyone who says so is wrong and will be proven wrong come November 8
 
You just don't get it man. You're drinking the MSM's kool-aid. All these polls are wrong. The one thing these polls can't measure is turnout. There are millions of Trump supporters who aren't being represented in the polls because of the fear of persecution. These people are just lying in wait and come election day they will come out in full force. So much so that it won't matter how many women or Hispanics the Dems get. You might dislike Trump but Hillary hates you. She hates the average American. She looks down on them. She has hate in her heart and her deplorables remark is exhibit A. She showed her true colors. I'd rather vote for someone I dislike than for someone who hates me. This election is far from over and anyone who says so is wrong and will be proven wrong come November 8

Probably need to cross reference that with The Atlantic.

No one said the polls were wrong, but it is true that polling does not measure turnout. Nor does it reflect accuracy when some polls over sample Democrats 2:1.

My side is expected to lose.

Your side has to win.

I like where Trump is at right about now.
 
Probably need to cross reference that with The Atlantic.

No one said the polls were wrong, but it is true that polling does not measure turnout. Nor does it reflect accuracy when some polls over sample Democrats 2:1.

My side is expected to lose.

Your side has to win.

I like where Trump is at right about now.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm a straight shooter respected on all sides. :)
 

meesterperfect

Hiliary 2020
You just don't get it man. You're drinking the MSM's kool-aid. All these polls are wrong. The one thing these polls can't measure is turnout. There are millions of Trump supporters who aren't being represented in the polls because of the fear of persecution. These people are just lying in wait and come election day they will come out in full force. So much so that it won't matter how many women or Hispanics the Dems get. You might dislike Trump but Hillary hates you. She hates the average American. She looks down on them. She has hate in her heart and her deplorables remark is exhibit A. She showed her true colors. I'd rather vote for someone I dislike than for someone who hates me. This election is far from over and anyone who says so is wrong and will be proven wrong come November 8

Damn. Freaking A man.
Can you highlight in bold the parts that are sarcastic please? I just can't tell where sincerity ends and sarcasm begins, or vice versa.
I'm so confused!
Nevermind, best keep us in a state of utter bewilderment.
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
She got kicked around like a plastic [NOBABE]fuck doll[/NOBABE] all night and that's all you could come up with?

The consensus is that Trump won this debate.

For someone that doesn't have a dog in the fight, you sure are feeding your pooch scraps.

Not sure where you're getting the idea that Trump won by a consensus, particularly considering my homepage, Yahoo!, this mornings headline- "Trump Digs Deeper Hole For GOP". Trump winning the debate is so much wishful thinking, and he had to win and win big last night. Unfortunately he didn't move the needle, but neither did Hillary, and for her that's a net positive. It wasn't a convention speech and red meat for the base did him no good. Checked fivethirtyeight after the debate last night, Trump was actually down 2% from yesterday afternoon. She got "kicked around like a [NOBABE]fuck doll[/NOBABE]", sad delusion, right there. But you're right, I'm probably being biased and shit because I've been such an ardent Clinton supporter.
 
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