2011 Predictions

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

What softcore/solo model will go full hardcore in '11?

What hardcore model/star will find the Lord and retire?

Will there finally be a porn star named Jenna Lynn Rae in 2011?

Which female porn star will be the first to blatantly ask fans for money to pay bills, purchase emergency airfare or get a crucial operation for a beloved pet?

You can answer these dumb questions or make your own Freeones 2011 predictions.

Me, personally, I think this will be the year where Next Door Nikki finally gets naked (for her actual fans, not frat boys and Jerry Springer) and will do a series of hardcore boy-girl gang bang scenes with Aria Giovanni and Bristol Palin.

 

[feller469]

Erica Campbell will need a kidney transplant and I am the only one who can save her. Unfortunately, i will have all ready donated both of mine. One to Chuck Norris and one to Jason Bourne. I will have to track down both of them, get the kidneys back, in prime condition (nothing is too good for my Erica) and hope I live log enough to see her pose with Stacy Moran and Elizabeth Hilden and me in my fantasy foursome. I am hoping by June

 

[LaLiLuLeLohan]

Erica Campbell will need a kidney transplant and I am the only one who can save her. Unfortunately, i will have all ready donated both of mine. One to Chuck Norris and one to Jason Bourne. I will have to track down both of them, get the kidneys back, in prime condition (nothing is too good for my Erica) and hope I live log enough to see her pose with Stacy Moran and Elizabeth Hilden and me in my fantasy foursome. I am hoping by June

June? That's a full six months away. Plenty of time, man.

 

[GregCentauro]

New year, same ****. Only locations, names and numbers change.

Miners will be trapped in Iceland, a volcano erupts in upstate New York and a tsunami will cause panic in Hungary.

Some will marry, some will die and Justin Bieber will still suck big donkey nuts.

Christians will still **** Muslims, Muslims will still **** Jews and Jews will still **** each other.

"Grand Hotel… always the same. People come, people go. Nothing ever happens"

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

We'll all still be here being gay.

 

[ApolloBalboa]

We'll all still be here being gay.

What he said. :blowjob:

 

[DJCowboy]

We'll all still be here being gay.

True, but... at least... damnit, you're right

 

[PirateKing]

What I'm anticipating happens in 2012.

 

[meesterperfect]

2 possiblities

meesterperfect will **** someone, or at least hurt someone real bad.

meesterperfect will come up with enough money to buy a piece of land far away from any other humans and live his life in peace.

 

[DJCowboy]

I'm guessing we'll all be teased with the idea of a Final Fantasy VII remake and not get **** :******:

 

[Tittyman5000]

Linsay Lohan will die, DMX will be ********, Karlie Montana will do her first Boy Girl hardcore and got Gisele will retire from porn, Snoop Dog will quit smoking weed only to relapse a week later In the year 2011

 

[PirateKing]

:tinhat: Come on apocalypse....

 

[wolverine83]

I predict alot of OCSMs will stop talking to us after January 2.

some ********* will get naked in Playboy.

The Chicago Cubs will not win the world series...again. (yes, I'm a cubs fan)

and somebody in some government somewhere will do something stupid, again. Next.

 

[ABNRML2U]

Just another New Year that will be better.

 

[KLSsw08]

I'll predict I will still be obsessed with Karla Spice and her gorgeous body.


Scott

 

[titsrock]

The year in porn in 2011 will be dominated by Haley Cummings or Katie Kox.

I sure hope Claire Dames is NOT the one that finds the Lord...

 

[maildude]

--Porn will be outllawed by every country in a multi-lateral Porn Treaty signed at Camp David and drawn up by the Saudis.
--The Internet along with every other information and entertainment venue, will be taken over by Pat Robertson and the New 7 Billion Club.
--An earthquake measuring 9.6 on the Richter scale will hit Los Angeles at exactly the time and date that Cliff Robertson predicts.
--Cliff Robertson will be elected President For Life in the first ever elections held one year early.
--The "new" Evil Los Angeles, destroyed by God's fury and separated from the mainland, will become a prison for hardened criminals and pornographers from which there is no escape.
--President Robertson's rebellious ******** will run away from home and take up with the leader of Los Angeles' biggest, baddest, most pornographic gang--The Shining Penises.
--As a last desperate attempt to save his ********, President Robertson will call Arnold Schwarzenegger out of retirement at his home in Alaska to take part in a suicide raid into the besieged southern California penal colony.
--After Arnold is captured and ******** to death, the President goes with fat old Kurt Russell instead.
--Kurt saves the President's ********, but he's pissed off that he was picked second. So he uses a special uplink device created by AT&T and turns off every satellite in orbit, plunging the world back into the Stone Age.
--President Robertson is impeached and replaced by Sarah Palin.

 

[titsrock]

^
Post of the year.

We can already close down the threads for 2011. :bowdown:

 

[maildude]

^
Post of the year.

We can already close down the threads for 2011. :bowdown:

I know these are accurate predictions, 'cause they came straight from Jean Dixon herself...and she's even dead!:clap:

 

[LukeEl]

The Rolling Stones are not really the Rolling Stones, it's all they're oldest sons taking their place.