20 facts about Death

That was an interesting read. A great thread thanks dave. :thumbsup:

#11 Sounds kinda kinky though. Didn't know the old gal had it in her. ;)

LL
 
Interesting post. This one caught my eye:

English philosopher Francis Bacon, a founder of the scientific method, died in 1626 of pneumonia after stuffing a chicken with snow to see if cold would preserve it.

I thought maybe I should start a thread, "Would you eat a raw chicken stuffed with snow? What if it was served with a side of Francis Bacon?
 
heres another fact for ya... in ancient egypt they used to leave the dead bodies of kings and queens a few days before being sent to be embalmed.... this was to stop the embalmers from having sexual intercourse with the corpses.
 
heres another fact for ya... in ancient egypt they used to leave the dead bodies of kings and queens a few days before being sent to be embalmed.... this was to stop the embalmers from having sexual intercourse with the corpses.

eeew...those embalmers, what WON'T they do!
 
Zoroastrians in India leave out the bodies of the dead to be consumed by vultures.

I knew, lawyers were good for something... :1orglaugh
 
19 If you can't make it here . . . More people commit suicide in New York City than are ********.

"New Yorks a lonely town"

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Nice read dave.


18 Eighty percent of people in the United States die in a hospital.


That's not good at all.
 
Within three days of death, the enzymes that once digested your dinner begin to eat you. Ruptured cells become food for living bacteria in the gut, which release enough noxious gas to bloat the body and ***** the eyes to bulge outward...

so say goodbye to u loved ones before they explode
 
Within three days of death, the enzymes that once digested your dinner begin to eat you. Ruptured cells become food for living bacteria in the gut, which release enough noxious gas to bloat the body and ***** the eyes to bulge outward...

so say goodbye to u loved ones before they explode

::pokes a couple holes in my loved ones and sticks 'em back in the microwave for 5 mins::

Not ready, yet.
 
That's similar to saying somebody died of natural causes. If something happens to your body that's going to **** it you naturally are going die. :1orglaugh

I think everything except suicide, industrial poisoning and radiation can be listed as natural causes. Doncha think?
 
I think everything except suicide, industrial poisoning and radiation can be listed as natural causes. Doncha think?

unless you want to get technical and relate suicide to a imbalance in emotion glans and poison and radiation to the white ***** cells being weak. Then, they're also natural
 
unless you want to get technical and relate suicide to a imbalance in emotion glans and poison and radiation to the white ***** cells being weak. Then, they're also natural

What about ******?
 
No American has died of old age since 1951

No person in the history of the world has ever died of old age. If you look, you will always find a reason other than "old age" as the cause of death.
 
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