20 facts about Death

[maildude]

No person in the history of the world has ever died of old age. If you look, you will always find a reason other than "old age" as the cause of death.

I had a teacher once tell me that every death ever has been caused by the same thing: lack of oxygen flow to the brain. I guess that was covered in #5.

 

[D-rock]

What about ******?

If somebody sticks a ***** into your heart you will quite naturally die.

 

[YMIHERE]

Everyone who ate an apple in 1848 is now dead.