15 year old shoots himself in the PENIS.

[The Joker]

"Yes it's true. This man has no dick." - Dr. Peter Venkman

 

[Elwood70]

15 years old. With a ***. It is not just the *** control law that needs to be amended.

Not just a Darwin Award, but ***’s *** needs a "Worst Parent Award". 15 year old *** out at 1:30 am with an ******* loaded ***.

"*** control laws" wouldn't fix that.

 

[STDiva]

fail

 

[Kingfisher]

So much for the benefits of the Second Amendment... I see a beautiful parable in this story. *** owner shoots himself in the crotch. :1orglaugh

I really doubt he was the "legal" owner of that ***. So something more like... criminal with stolen *** stupidly shoots wang off and then cries to his **** as she comments on the idiot that dropped out of her crotch.

 

[JB88]

Better that he shot himself in the dick rather than someone else in the head. Seriously, WTF. Who decided it would be a good idea to but a *** in the front of your waistband? If he would have put it in the back of his waistband, he would have only gotten a bullet in the ass cheek, which probably happens pretty often, at least more often than blowing off your own dick.

 

[broderic_randal]

this guy should get an honourable mention in the next Darwin awards book

 

[sluthunter69]

We can't even call him a complete prick.......

 

[Lungzyn]

It would bounce off mine

 

[zell]

And the thinning of the heard continues.

 

[urgeag]

Not that he should have had a *** to begin with, but any one that carries knows you keep the safety on for the exact reason...another case if the education system failing!!!

 

[biomech]

What a moron; this kind of stuff get's the anti-*** people foaming at the mouth.

 

[Nasophilia]

The scary thing about this is it's final just like death.

 

[Alyssa Rose]

Yeah, that whole 'it was in the waist of his pants' story is a crock o' ****! What really happened is this..

Setting:Gym class Friday morning
Dumb ***: TIME OUT TIME OUT!
Other ***:THERE ARE NO TIME OUTS IN DODGEBALL!
Dumb ***:Wait wait..
Other *** chucks the ball at dumb **** face,dumb *** starts to cry
Other ***: hahah look at him cry! Pussy! Pussy! Man up, or wait you can't cuz you have a PUSSY! Other *** pulls down dumb **** pants

The whole class including the gym teacher starts laughing hysterically when they see the 1 inch penis hanging there.

Later that night...

Dumb *** looks at his penis and says YOU WILL NEVER HUMILIATE ME AGAIN!!!! I **** YOU!!!:ak47:




(heh I was bored:shy: lol)

 

[lurkingdirk]

did you folks not know? it's like a gecko's tail - shoot it off, it grows back!

this *** is sad for many reasons.

 

[Sicario]

Stupid fuck shot the wrong head . . . :conehead:

 

[Elwood70]

I've heard of busting a nut,but Jesus.....

 

[cartman24]

He took the idea of "shooting his load" a bit too seriously...

 

[JordanRules]

So, if he ends up getting a blowjob someday, will it sound like someone is playing the flute? :dunno: Just askin'.

 

[JordanRules]

Oh, I got another. He took the meaning of cumshot to a whole nother level!

I'm loving these puns. Nice job everybody!

 

[Kingfisher]

He shot his load...