15 year old shoots himself in the PENIS.

[Ace Boobtoucher]

And you thought the Plaxico Buress case was stupid. Penis.

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[24788]

Well at least he fought back! Wouldn't let his penis take over his life. Once your penis starts to think for you it's over.

Yea, I can't really disagree with you on this one.

 

[Neutron66]

He was wondering what guys meant when they referred to "shooting their wad."

 

[busenbust]

(Quite a few negative comments about the layout of the NYPOST website LOL.)

 

[24788]

(Quite a few negative comments about the layout of the NYPOST website LOL.)

Yea, I noticed that also. Why the negative comments? Does it lag more now?

 

[Mauser98k]

at least he won't have any stupid ****.

 

[busenbust]

Yea, I noticed that also. Why the negative comments? Does it lag more now?

^Well, not exactly the 'cleanest' of websites IMO.

 

[StanScratch]

Stupidity is the best form of *** control. This is, in fact, why I am not a fan of *** control - though I consider myself quite liberal. As long as these Darwinian runners ups continue shooting themselves in the dick, their chances of breeding decreases.
And, it gives me a large chance for some tail.

 

[Kingfisher]

I would say, that falls into the catagory of Stupid is as stupid does. Not only was he carrying a *** in his wasitband, he clearly was an idiot and shot himself in his dick as a result, be he went home to show his mommy instead of going to the hospital first. This is the universes way of saying, you should not breed...

 

[b00mslug]

How could anyone do that to themselves??

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Someone needs to post this at darwin awards straight away.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

:sing: What would you do-O-o-O-o-O for a Klondike Bar? :sing:

Announcer: Would you shoot yourself in the crotch?

15-year-old BET generation youth: Hells yeah, fool! *grabs ****

 

[GregCentauro]

So much for the benefits of the Second Amendment... I see a beautiful parable in this story. *** owner shoots himself in the crotch. :1orglaugh

 

[Master_Gio]

Well, that *** wins the dumbass of the month award!

 

[BlueBalls]

Ah, this is nice. A good light hearted story about a fucking moron blowing his cock off.

What could be better.....

 

[Skyraider22]

Well it is over for him before it even started 15 with no dick oh goodness:1orglaugh I can't say I feel bad for him of course when I was 15 my penis was my best friend hell it still is :hatsoff:

 

[Wainkerr99]

15 years old. With a ***. It is not just the *** control law that needs to be amended. It is the whole area. It has been so long now that ******** in New York walk around threatening and being threatened. What kind of a life is it for these ****?

You think this ***** would at least have learned something from other's mistakes, or heard of the safety switch, or have learned it isn't macho to own a ***.

"More than a licence for a ***>>>" from "Englishman in New York" by Sting.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

Not just a Darwin Award, but ***’s *** needs a "Worst Parent Award". 15 year old *** out at 1:30 am with an ******* loaded ***.

 

[georges]

stupidity at its best.

 

[tartanterrier]

To lose your pecker and get arrested must be some night out :1orglaugh