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Yes -- all well and good but after being a fan for so long I'm calling it quits ... can't stand to see the enormous ass and cellulite thighs anymore ... give me the slim Pattycake, not the desperate MILF :flaccid:

:oops: Absolutely - - can't recommend Holiday Hotel Hookup highly enough - - something for everyone in this one, including plenty of sexy, dirty talk from Pattycake - - which is a rarity quite obscure seeing as she doesn't do it very often - - FIVE STARS

I am writing this here for my own therapy. I don’t think any of you will really care, but I just wanted to make a simple statement. I have left the Pattycake universe, this time for good. It’s not because I’m angry, it’s not because I’m sad, it’s not because I am frustrated — it’s because I’m a...

Which one — Love and Thunder? Dancing around a bit, deep dildo play from a thin silver toy, multiple wet orgasms, hand job, obscured blowjob, handjob climax, cum on chin, The End. YMMV

Normal is boring - - you’ve proven that point numerous times - - this is another golden Pattycake era, I approve 👍🏼🙂❤️

Another amazing step in your erotic evolution — recommended for fans, of the curious 😉

Still makes it two years off -- if I really wanted to get pedantic she was featured on another website earlier than her own, c.1999 or 2000. Think it was Americangirlsonline or something to that effect -- Cheers 🙂

agreed (y)

I read your comments and I don't conssider them harrassment. Pattycake has frustrated many people over the years by being inconsistent and, perhaps, crying wolf once too often. The teasing has been almost cruel sometimes, but I guess if that's your thing then she is the Queen of that niche. In...

15 years...? It's actually more like 20 years - - Pattycakeonline went live in August 2001.

Thank you, dear – a quality trip into your erotic mind – I’ve enjoyed the journey, all twenty years of it 😊

Yes, but does your tongue stick to it?? 🎄😉🎄

Happy Holidays and here’s hoping the “all cock, no block” copy is truth this coming Cyber Monday 🙂👍🏼

Sure. Dark room, some mild video effects, Patty handcuffed but still able to use hands to a limited degree, feet cuffed, Black Widow cosplay outfit, Hitachi wand in pleasure chair, Hitachi wand between her legs, intensity controlled by her Master, wand gets her very wet with ASMR, some groping...

Yes, well we’re members of the same club it seems. I appreciate her move into more pseudo-HC content — it’s kept me interested lately, the past three to four years or so, but the end is near for me — the bait and switch tactics…? I just don’t have the patience for them anymore — I get more...

I’ve been a member of her site for almost 16 years straight, and this is the most disappointing Premium Video she has ever released. That said, butt play is not my jam anyway, the pasties are still there under the bra, decent pussy peeks but generally obscured as usual, and the HJ at the end...

Yes, a great video for those obsessed with Pattycake! This follows the format of her other Premium videos, a bit of dancing, striptease, rubbing her body on The Grinch, dildo sucking and fucking ... plus really above average doggy scenes make this a good buy for ass men. She gets it pretty good...

It’s actually just over 19 years now my conspiratorial friend, but yeah, point taken 🙂

Totally agree — I know the drill by now, and I have been very pleasantly surprised at the recent (past two years or so) member’s only videos though I still wince when I have to spend an additional $25 just to see her push the boundaries a little. I will say though that, after being a member so...

Yep, totally agree here — actually I was quite disappointed with this one in terms of exposure — the bait and switch tactic is way past prime time, and I usually buy everything she releases so I’m a knowledgeable consumer. Might be time to move on as I don’t see her changing anything...

out of frame, or blurred ... same as always ... lately crickets, and only marginal Updates on her web site ... was hoping the stay-at-home orders would be a boon for Snapchat content but that dream was dashed pretty early on. Have a safe Summer 🙂

Well, we're going to have to agree to disagree ... I dunno what your standards are, but in my book any model that can exist online and still have fun and evolve over a 19 year career has my admiration. Like many have said before (including me, several times :brick: ) if she's not for you, move...

I disagree — you have to go into this expecting the Pattycake filter — if you treat her like just any other model you’ll be disappointed. Her erotic art is for those with an imagination, not for those with a blatant itch to scratch . :)

It's mostly out-of-frame, of course, but that's her style and I don't suspect it will change. You do see real cum though, and the sucking sounds are great -- she seems to really enjoy giving head and I share everyone's frustration that we may never see the unexpurgated version of any cock...

Part travelogue/part blowjobs/part ass worship/all satisfying Recommended! :D

The easy answer is money money money - - she earns twice as much this way. She uses the same model for her limited time members only vids. Speaking of vids: The new cyber Monday members vid dropped today and it looks to be a veritable suck fest. One thing I find quite surprising is how much...

Again, not to sound like a broken record, but another great cumshot today right on her waiting tongue. She is less inhibited on Snapchat because of its ephemeral nature, and we’re all benefitting from that. Recommended viewing.

Just putting this here: more cum eating on Patty’s Premium Snapchat today. Great development and, if you are aware of her long career and how rare that sight is, double points 🙂

Well, it looks like Patty’s Snapchat venture is going very well ... she has a playful and abundant array of snaps, some short videos, and allows screenshots. I recommend it if you are a fan. She has also solved the issue of aging (even though this is hardly an issue now) by generous use of cute...

Other than some teaser Tweets of her blowing her guy and a POV of some missionary, no. The tweets are getting very suggestive, though it is hard to determine whether they are signaling any new hardcore tease porn premium videos, or just teasing outright. She hinted on Twitter that her sextape...

SexyPattycake 2019 // Butt Plug Edition If you like ass play you will appreciate the latest photoset, "Faptain Marvel II" :drool2: http://myxlogs.com/sexy-pattycake/faptain-marvel-ii/

On her site -- a photoset called Wonder Workout II

It’s already happened - - a blue crystal, IIRC

I would say the lines are getting a little blurred here — Pattycake is releasing semi-hardcore material occasionally now for members only. My Summer Vacation, despite all the creative cropping, is hardcore fucking and sucking on camera ‘tastefully’ edited to keep it in the tease genre. I don’t...

Patty Von Schweetz did not disappointment :)

Actually, Pattycake Online went live in August of 2001, so it's been more than 15 years -- apologies for being a bit pedantic. I also agree with you, up to a certain point, that there was some blatant bait-and-switch tactics covered by the "tease" ethos (especially regarding some of the...

Patience, Grasshopper -- we need to encourage, not discourage :)

It is -- it is not an After Effects trick, or a pantomime -- it's a real bj with the consequences of such :)

She's done fucking around -- without giving away any surprises i'll just say this is the video Everyone's. Been. Waiting. For. :drool2:

Yeah, but that’s typical behaviour — her updates have never really been slavishly linear, they tend to jump around a bit — the latest LTO video is a perfect example. I am looking forward to the new content but I am, sometimes, pleasantly surprised when an older update gets posted. YMMV, as always.

It’s not — don’t fear. She has enough income from the membership base, and it doesn’t make sense to quit now. What we’ve seen though is a pulling back on the frequency of the updates — conventional wisdom points to her needing more personal time, and we should not be demanding anything from...

Hmmm — my educated guess is she already is doing b/g, only it has gone through the Pattycake tease filter ... long long ago there was a POV video shot from the perspective of the guy, Patty being on her back underneath and writhing around like she was being fcuked, so the intent to show b/g...

My goodness, girl -- what a slut you've become ! :eek: https://twitter.com/SexyPattycake/status/990032430324224000

not into WAM -- but I guess some people are :dunno:

Sorry, for a second there I thought you were complaining :stir: Were you referring to her years on the net serving up the same old same old...? well, that would be almost 17 years come August, not 14 :)

-- counting what? how many times she's blue-balled you? :facepalm:

I pretty much agree with you -- she's really embraced the PAWG aspect of her body. Those of us that have followed her many years (like me) can reminisce about the old days, but those days are gone. If anything her forays into more adult material have been fruitful, but inconsistent. The cosplay...

Yep - - that’s legit, saw the rest of the pics on her site ... in typical fashion they’re still tease, but Florida must have really agreed with her because the line has definitely been crossed. Good for her (and us too). :)

No, there is no pixelation in the actual video. �� - - - Updated - - - No, there is no pixelation in the actual video. ��

How the fuck are we supposed to know what interests you, brainiac? Can you not make a decision based on the pictures posted above?? Typical Millennial ;)