Well I mean in the end, the forum is a place to post updates on what's going on with whatever females your diggin because people who are curious & don't know want that info so they can decide on whether or not they should spend their hard earned money on said females content, just like with buying cars or a house it helps to check reviews first. Obviously we all know none of these women on any of these sites owe us anything BUT that doesn't mean one can't wish for some more outside of the norm otherwise what's the point that's why people keep checking in even though they know nothing has changed & at least in this girls case, probably never will...
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Pattycake / Patty Cake
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Always been a huge Pattycake fan. I guess I can’t really complain about her not showing it all, because the site is still advertised as an “almost nude tease site”.
That being said, my gripes have more been with the fact that she is still releasing new videos in SD resolution that look like they were shot on a camcorder from 2003. Like I didn’t know it was possible to throttle down resolution that much. I feel like internet models have been putting out HD content for the past 10-15 years. And back then it was 720p. Now it’s like why am I jerking off to anything less than 1080p or 4K?
I think a long time ago she said something about not releasing HD videos because some of her members were still on dialup connections or something. May have been a valid point in 2009, but not in 2021.
the only thing I can think of is that she is using the decreased video quality to make it part of the “tease”. i think that’s why a lot of comments ask her about pixelating or censoring some of her content. It’s not pixilated, but when you’re looking at a naked women framed 20 feet away in 480p resolution it might as well be.
That being said, my gripes have more been with the fact that she is still releasing new videos in SD resolution that look like they were shot on a camcorder from 2003. Like I didn’t know it was possible to throttle down resolution that much. I feel like internet models have been putting out HD content for the past 10-15 years. And back then it was 720p. Now it’s like why am I jerking off to anything less than 1080p or 4K?
I think a long time ago she said something about not releasing HD videos because some of her members were still on dialup connections or something. May have been a valid point in 2009, but not in 2021.
the only thing I can think of is that she is using the decreased video quality to make it part of the “tease”. i think that’s why a lot of comments ask her about pixelating or censoring some of her content. It’s not pixilated, but when you’re looking at a naked women framed 20 feet away in 480p resolution it might as well be.
is dial up even still available in 2021?
Maybe there’s some rich Eskimo who lives in the tundra, and he can only get dialup in his igloo. He pays Pattycake $10k a month to keep the video resolution down 🤣🤣🤣
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
I doubt anyone but a crusty old dude like me would remember dial up....or anyone else, as long as they were old and crusty. That means anyone who agrees, or questions, or doubts me.
some old people are basically unaware of the existence of faster internet and still have dial up
c'mon man....patty isn't THAT old !!
( still doing tease videos & photos over 16 years later)
Mr. Daystar
In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
Can you actually find a company in the United States that even offers dial up? If you can. please post a link.
Not an actual company, but as of 2019, there were a quite a few places with dial-up. Not sure how accurate the stats are, but probably a decent ballpark guess.
https://www.statista.com/statistics...l-up-internet-connection-usage-by-state-2009/
Mortal Kumbat premium video is out and its pretty good. Some nice buttplay and few decent peeks here and there, but nothing too groundbreaking for Patty veterans. Again my biggest complaint is the video quality. Such low-resolution videos just feel very out of place in 2021.
Any visible BG?
HJ for Cameraguy at the end. Nothing we haven't already seen, but still nice.
I’ve been a member of her site for almost 16 years straight, and this is the most disappointing Premium Video she has ever released. That said, butt play is not my jam anyway, the pasties are still there under the bra, decent pussy peeks but generally obscured as usual, and the HJ at the end seemed like an afterthought … very little of the eroticism we came to expect from her in the past. Well, it’s still a pandemic-influenced world, especially in Michigan so perhaps the joy has been dampened a bit by the stress … I know it has for me. Anyway, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being best, a 2.5 from me … and I should know, I’ve seen it all. 🙂
Rough review... but I get where you’re coming from. I’ve been a fan for just as long, and it can get very frustrating sometimes. For me the newest premium was well within my expectations. I think I’ve just accepted that she’s never going to show or do certain things. But she also has literally no reason to.
Have you seen the sweet house she lives in??? Unless her or Cameraguy have some lucrative side gigs, the website clearly brings in a good chunk of change. And if the same old stuff keeps bringing in the cash, why bother messing with a formula that’s worked for almost twenty years? As long as we keep paying up every month, there’s no reason for Patty to change anything. No reason to go nude. No reason to interact with fans more. No reason for her to do anything different. That’s the bottom line.
To be fair, she added cumplay and buttplay to the mix. Never in a million years thought I’d see her do that. But the “progress” just moves so slowly and inconsistently that it’s really hard to stay engaged and motivated.
Although I’m a huge fan, I don’t really even jerk off to her that much anymore. It’s usually just easier to go elsewhere to bust a nut then to sift through a bunch of her videos for just a few decent frames I can actually get-off too. Sometimes I just want to jerk it without going on a scavenger hunt. I approach her content more like a stamp collector these days. Just collecting for the sake of a complete collection.
Yes, well we’re members of the same club it seems. I appreciate her move into more pseudo-HC content — it’s kept me interested lately, the past three to four years or so, but the end is near for me — the bait and switch tactics…? I just don’t have the patience for them anymore — I get more enjoyment interacting in real time with some lovely Polish teen on MFC than I could ever get with an overpriced extra video from her site these days, and the filler content has really been a disappointing development but I understand how hard it is to churn out original ideas week in and week out, so okay — I guess i have been holding out for something and I don’t even really know what that is, lol — I’ve now seen her do everything my imagination wanted to see, and I have been satisfied for the most part, so I can leave happy. I remember when things started to shift on her site, when the updates really started to feel anticipated — for me that was IN TRAINING, a video where she blew a dildo in the shower and (maybe) fucked it too, all the time wearing a Vivid “porn star in training” t-shirt — those days were exciting — I never got to see my Pattycake dream video, a GG team up with Ariel Rebel, but I’m resigned to the fact that that will remain a fantasy. The formula has worked for me with varying degrees of erotic fulfillment, I really shouldn’t complain. This will be my last post on this thread. Cheers all 🙂
couldnt agree more, in this day and age of only fans with much younger models, she should be concerned that the old fans like us are probably long since bored of near tease content, if she is not going for B/G she could at least start to do full nudes and pussy shots, but she doesnt seem to really care, i think she is just going for a slow decline she probably already has enough money to live of, and her site isnt really essential anymore.
but god, i really wish i have seen her take a nice creampie while she is grinding cowgirl, her body is made for it
New Premium Video...Puppy Love: Doggy Style
http://www.pattycake.org/free-video/Puppy-Love-Doggy-Style/210706/
http://www.pattycake.org/free-video/Puppy-Love-Doggy-Style/210706/
