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I met Bill Cosby at a public education forum and that loser Michael Dukakis on the campaign trail at an airport. I've met my fair share of Wall Street executives, but I don't know if I would call them "famous." I DID meet Bernie Madoff and was set to invest a fair proportion of my income...

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That's very noble of you... but did you play the vid? It's a highly edited amalgamation of three nutcases sounding off trite crap about a fourth nutcase. What's more -- the poster of the vid ADMITS that he's meshed together two separate conversations in an attempt to make it sound like a...

Yes, but only as constructive criticism so that on the next physical incarnation I remember to select a size up or two. It's quite helpful, really... I'm with the people who say (paraphrasing) "why the fuck are you and your gf talking about her ex's cock?" If she brings it up unprovoked...

So he's complaining about playing in a watered down NBA, yet 1) STILL has not won a ring. 2) Has contributed to talent imbalance by building a ***** team. Does not compute. I suppose we should follow his example and contract to a single league with four or five all-star teams?

I'm actually having a tough time coming up with a worse site with credible recognition than Meatholes. 1) It does 0 for me sexually. 2) It perpetuates the worst stereotypes of the adult industry. 3) Based on what stars like Ashley Blue have had to say about it, I have no doubt Tusion has driven...

Of those two, Michael Westen, but... Fiona Glenanne would be preferred. :drool1: I always saw Bourne as better in combat than espionage.

Re: Etiquette with OCSMs (aka those smoking hot girls that post on this board willing Seems more than reasonable to me. Why? Unless it's an aspect work-related (ex: how they only use the board once/twice a year to promote) then how would this be more acceptable than leveling an ****** on...

Braindead and Evil Dead Uncut have HUGE quantities of gore, but it's mostly comedic and unrealistic. You'll probably laugh more than you'll cringe or get queasy. Fulci films were one of my first thoughts as well. Also consider Argento films. You won't have nearly as much organ removal or...

Glenn Beck is a paragon of virtue and a true patriot. He has encountered and overcome countless struggles on his road to finding the American *****. He has become a true everyman that can unite the country with his tempered demeanor and magnificent charisma. God bless Glenn Beck, and God...

Re: So can I assume that New Jersey is a pretty racist state especiall against my kin I don't think anyone ever claimed a disproportionate number of liberals are named "Tolerance." Where did you ever get that idea?

At least he wasn't Blackwater/Xe -- he would have gotten a pat-on-the-back and commission bonus.

(piling on) Oh ****! Ninja of the porn clan have arrived. Protect your daimyo's privates!

Apparently I can't distinguish living from dead. My OP is incorrect in that that should be the number injured, not dead. Oops.

Supposedly, South Korea has unofficially declared war. We'll have to wait and see I guess. http://homiedawg.tumblr.com/post/1656782317/s-korea-has-released-code-1-of-jindogae-which-is-the

2 islands shelled 200+ shells, 60 buildings on fire, 20+ civilians dead. This one looks like the real thing, folks. Time to buckle up, I think.

Sara Jay's body is so much better that I'm afraid I can't agree.

I go to war with the breasts she has, not the breasts I want. I tend to prefer shapes that aren't flat as a pancake BUT bad boob-jobs really are the pinnacle of fail -- especially when there was a perfect pair of average size before.

I always get jaded/desensitized on occasions, so I go switch something out in life (more/different exercise, different hobby etc.) AND make a change in terms of porn content. It has always worked like a charm for me, and I've got five years on you age-wise.

My guess would be at this point Detroit is running out of people to rob or ******? It certainly can't pay like it used to. Oddly enough, the only place I've ever been harassed in my life personally was New Haven, Connecticut, when somebody pulled on a ***** on me outside of a hotel.

Big Top Cabaret

He may be crazy, but he's been endowed with super special helpful powers. "Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident it's not like anyone else because you know you have to do something about it because you know you're the only one that can really help" That one still cracks me up.

Close encounter with a gf (pants were up but the the tape was still on). I've walked in on a gf who was buzzing away with a vibrator, which worked out significantly better for all involved.

Even factoring out "attachments" the real Megan Fox has a MUCH better body than this chick.

One of the worst things about the change in House power is we're going to have to put up with 2 or more years of Boehner/Boner jokes made whenever legislation is proposed. Things will be fine for the first year or so, but at some point it's going to be as bad as the "I warned him" jokes when a...

I can't afford but to ***** one day a week anymore (Friday or Saturday.) It's not the night of ******** that is a problem, but I can never get **** done the day after, or it gets done at half speed. It also doesn't help when the people I deal with at meetings now are (to a large extent)...

Lisa Ann has the formidable arms, but I think Shyla's legs would carry her farther Plus, all the junk in the trunk would restrict Lisa Ann from reaching the same top speed I think.

Thank God the liberal state of California is protecting individual citizens' rights to do what they want in the privacy of their homes.

The Dems bit the dust, no doubt. A more surprising set of casualties were tea party candidates endorsed by the anointed Sarah Palin. Coons, Cuomo, Boxer, and Brown should all call Palin tonight to thank her personally for their victories. Assuming things pan out as expected in Nevada and...

Only the farmers won. We lost. We always lose.

When I've been without a serious relationship (easily 50+% of my adult life) and had cash to blow out of town, getting a prozzy has always been my first priority. Picking up somebody in a bar has become far too tedious and ******** with company staff is (from my observations) always more...

I always remember Nigella Lawson having the best tit jiggle on mainstream TV. Then again, everything about Giada is gorgeous (even her imperfect nose is cute), so this is a tough call.

I think it's quite shameless it's going to be two movies. And yet...there is 0% chance I won't pay to go to both -- pathetic willpower, eh?

I was thinking about dressing up as a mosque and seeing people's reactions.

Barry Goldwater -- in part because I'd like to see what a limited government conservative who didn't buy into a leap-before-you-look foreign policy AND had the balls to push through the Alaska Mental Health Enabling Act at the height of McCarthyism could do in a position of leadership.

WTF -- 30 is Kelly Madison?

29 is Kathy Griffin? XD 41 is Amy Reid, and my eyes can't focus on her face without drifting downwards very quickly. It would take a REALLY hideous visage to counter that body.

Tough to argue with a halberd or other polearm. On the other hand, a cross-bow would be pretty nice if I knew I was dealing with heavy armor. I'm over thinking the question now, I think.

That explains quite a bit -- thanks.

I will say this -- the USS Ronald Reagan is aging like fine **** -- and that VERY suggestive angle she's got is making my pants more than a little bit tight.

Coulter over Garofalo? Really?

Also -- is the FBI aware of everything she knows about China? It is possible that beyond the "classified information" she had access to as a D-list TV personality she has divined something critical using a spell. Perhaps she should take a spin in Abu-Grabass for a week so we can ascertain the...

"We have to look at our history and realize that if they pretend to be our friend it's because they've got something up their sleeve." Wow -- Christine is a genius. She has finally unearthed the grand secret that China exists independently from our country and generally acts in its own best...

Give the soldiers involved over to the Afghani people and let them do what they want with 'em. Should be a win-win for both sides.

"We were not looking to ****** or ******* the image of Muslim fundamentalists – each to their own – but rather to question politicians who voted for this law that we consider clearly unconstitutional," they said. Weak, weak, weak. I would have infinitely more respect for these two if they...

Sanchez is thinner-skinned than Bill O, and that's pretty difficult to pull off. Stewart pokes fun at pretty much every color, creed, and religion under the sun. If you can't take a good ribbing, don't go into an occupation with high-profile public exposure. All that being said, I think it's...

I bet Medicare bought her that chair. Damned socialist.

Any updates on Savannah's condition or whether her assailant has had the flesh rended from his bones yet?

Atheists and agnostics are doing it wrong -- you're supposed to use your "heart" when thinking about the magical fairy kingdom of beyond, not your brain. One thing that did strike me about this is that the Mormons, who many Evangelicals don't even consider legitimate Christians, were among the...