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When i saw Max Martin ahead of Tom Waits i laughed so hard i almost fell off my chair. Yeah, this whole thing is one big retarded failure. Oh , and Nick Cave is a better songwriter than 90% of the people on that list.

500Mb/s is the fastest speed available where i live, but it costs almost twice as much as what i´m paying now so i don´t really see any point in upgrading at the moment.

New Sensations have re-encoded most of her scenes, they used to be pixelated beyond belief, but are now in quite good 720p quality. They have a 3 day trial membership for $4.95 at New Sensations, so it´s not like it would be super-expensive to get her scenes in decent quality (this trial...

I have all my downloaded porn on external harddrives. Right now I have one 1TB drive, four 3TB drives and three 4TB drives. I have about 1TB of free space on one of the drives, so i guess that means i have about 24TB of paysite porn. I also have about 200 DVD´s and a ridiculous amount of old VHS...

Oh, great, people are trying to discuss religion with Will. Good luck with that, you will probably get more intelligent answers if you try to discuss quantum physics with a gold fish.

I have never understood the point with the "friends" function. I have always accepted the friend requests i have gotten, but i don´t think i have had any other contact whatsoever with anyone on my "friends" list (but i actually deleted one OSCM from the list, as she obviously sent me a friends...

Kiss - Creatures of The Night

I played football (the kind where you kick a ball, not the kind where americans throw an egg-shaped object at each other) for three years when i was 10-12 years old. A lot of our players left and joined another local club the second year i played. In the end we had to fill out the team with...

The only thing from that list i have even heard of is the "UEFA all Spain Championship" (i guessing that what you really mean is the UEFA Champions League final between Atletico Madrid and Real Madrid). The biggest news story in sport 2014 is by far Germany´s 7-1 win over Brazil in the World...

Realitykings have a daily download limit, i´m not sure exactly what the limit is but i reached it after about three hours of downloading. New Sensations had a one when i was a member about six months ago (i think it was something completely ridiculous like 6GB/day).

Without any competition whatsoever: Wesley Pipes.

I think i´ve only paid the full 29.99$ price on one site, and there i downloaded all their videos in one month and then cancelled the membership. On all the other sites i´ve been a a member of i´ve used discounts from Freeones or review sites and paid 5-15$. Sometimes i re-join a site 4-5 months...

No, but i often look at what they have in their dvd collection when they take photos in their living room (and quite often i think to myself "Jesus fucking christ, this chick must suffer from some sort of mental retardation, why else would someone actually pay money to own an Adam Sandler movie").

I use Internet Download Manager, it works on pretty much all membership sites i have tried it on.

An Ebook from a site called "Clubseventeen"? Yeah, that´s not creepy at all, i´ll print it out and put it in the bookcase section where i keep Vladimir Nabokov´s "Lolita".

Yeah, it´s pretty easy to make fun of Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons and their shameless greed, but it still doesn´t change the fact that Dressed To Kill is one of the greatest rock n´ roll albums of all time.

About 10$ a year. I make maybe five calls per year on it (and i sure as fuck don´t use it for Facebook, Twitter or any of the other narcissistic "social-network" crap).

Yes, i´m on fiber. The biggest danger with this connection is that i can download so much porn that i will ruin myself by constantly having to buy new external harddrives to store it all on.

I thought it could be interesting to revive this thread now a few years later to see if internet speeds have improved. It sure has for me.

Not a single "He was captured and returned to the circus" joke? I´m really disappointed in you people.

Here´s a wild and crazy idea: Stop downloading porn illegally, and you won´t get any viruses from infected video files. Memberships to pornsites are dirt cheap. You could be a member at Brazzers for something like four years for the same amount of money that a new laptop would cost.

I bet Christopher Walken wish they had shot Joe Dirt this way.

I think he´s right. Some Victor Frankenstein wannabe definitely dismembered a bunch of dudes and sewed the different parts together to make this pornchick.

You know what´s gonna happen when these sites "upgrade" to 1080p, right? They´re gonna lower the bitrate on the 1080p videos to something like 3000kb/s to save bandwidth, and end up with a video that actually looks worse than their 720p videos. Resolution in itself says nothing about the quality...

Never heard of it before.

I have just started making a desktop calendar of Ariel Rebel. Here´s january and february. The resolution on these are 1920x1080. I also made versions without the calendar.

Until a couple of years ago i had no idea black friday had anything to do with shopping, for me it was a song by Megadeth.

All of this site´s scenes are also available on DDF´s site, so people could just join DDF instead and get access to about 50 times as much porn.

A wallpaper. Jayden Jaymes - Waterworld

I was bored yesterday, so i made a Jayden Jaymes wallpaper. The image of Jayden is taken from http://jaydenjaymes.dangercore.com.

That sounds like it would take a whole lot of time and effort. I think i will stick to chloroform and a sound-proof basement.

Greatest. Thread. Ever. Damn, i wish i was a stand up comedian. I would have material for the next 20 years, just from this thread. This is some pretty fucking amazing mastertrolling at it´s finest. :banger:

Hello, welcome to Freeones. Here´s some advice regarding your site: You won´t get too many people to sign up for a site membership when there is no information whatsoever of what they´re getting for their money. Your site really need some tour pages, or at least some sort of information of what...

Exactly. If someone want to find music that is truly awful they can just pick any "rock" song that was on the charts in the 80´s.

Touchy Feely

You can use coding to make the images fit the screen. On my site i use a jquery thingy called colorbox to do that (it´s similar to lightbox, but with colorbox you can right-click and save images).

This is something i never thought i would say, but i´m watching chess on norwegian tv.

Re: Who are you obsessed with at the moment? Kaylani Lei. I signed up for Wicked Pictures website just for her, and the last couple of weeks i have downloaded over 90 of her movies. :nanner:

Lynn Stone, Cathleen Count & Rocco Siffredi in Animal Trainer 4.

I make wallpapers of models/pornstars once in a while. I don´t know if i would call it "erotic art", i just try to make things that i think is interesting. Here´s a few i´ve made the last six months, or so. Ariel Rebel Aaliyah Love Siri Briana Lee

They also can´t be bothered to pick out the best 100 or so photos in a photoshoot. In stead they simply dump every photo taken in the shoot in a zip file, and you end up with having to download a 1GB file where half of the photos are almost identical, and some are even out of focus. Porn is...

Some pornstudios shoot at 24fps, Wicked Pictures for example. I doubt that 60fps will be a dominant framerate anytime soon in porn. The big technical selling point right now seems to be 4K resolution. In fact, Naughty America for example, shoot their 4K videos at 24fps.