Why does assari only have 17 friends? (pseudo parody)

Piss poor my friend, piss poor.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Because you don't befriend a stray dog that humps your leg. You give him the kick he deserves.
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
Don't ask. Don't tell.
 

John_8581

FreeOnes Lifetime Member
:2offtopic Friends?? What are they?

First this song from John Lennon:



George Harrison is playing dobro guitar on this song while John plays piano.

... And the response from Paul McCartney:

 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
I'll lay even money assari has 8X more friends here than in his real life. Or 8X more real life friends than here. He's told us way too much about Finland.
 

Luxman

#TRE45ON
There is mainly pseudo friendship on this board, especially from the official members.
 

Patrick_S

persona non grata
I have never understood the point with the "friends" function. I have always accepted the friend requests i have gotten, but i don´t think i have had any other contact whatsoever with anyone on my "friends" list (but i actually deleted one OSCM from the list, as she obviously sent me a friends request just so she could have an excuse to spam me with "vote for me in the miss freeones competition" PM´s).
 
assari only has 17 friends because he is very selective and ignored all the other requests he received.

I have never understood the point with the "friends" function.

It's basically so you don't miss any posts from people who you like, either because they post content you like or their verbage makes you laugh or whatever. You "friends" posts show up in your control panel so you don't have to trawl through every thread in every sub-section just to see who posted, if you don't want to.
 

FreeOnes_Adam

FO Admin - 19 Cents of Magical Cock (her/shey)
I'm guessing 16 dupe accounts?


No no, I kid. I'm being nice this year, you know.
 

Rane1071

For the EMPEROR!!
So no one's said "What, Assari has friends?" yet.

I kid. Ass-man. (Sort of)


Patrick, my brother is going to Sweden tomorrow. Watch out for him, he's a terrible driver.

lol
 
I'm American

Yes but you have a Scandinavian heart.

assari only has 17 friends because he is very selective and ignored all the other requests he received.

That's true.

Real life and also online friends are very important.

And even if the latter live in ten thousand kilometers away and I do not understand any of their language they are all equal to me.

I'm guessing 16 dupe accounts?

I do not do tricks like that, but I know that multi-personalities are not rarity in the online world.
 

Supafly

Retired Mod
Bronze Member
So no one's said "What, Assari has friends?" yet.

I kid. Ass-man. (Sort of)




lol

I think that all people have some friends.

As a smart man, assari does nt need to state what is already being checked by every participant in this thread.

Ge has a number of friends, you know hwo teyare, and why should he brag about them? It is easy to have a shitload of friends, but maybe some men are after quality rather than sheer body count
 
Quality over quantity...

I can't really tell if having imaginary interweb friends in a porn forums is really a huge compliment of any kind either way. Honestly, I wouldn't really want to bump into any of these hairy, smelly boys in real life, but I wouldn't mind bumping into some of those extra soft air bags on the streets, being followed by "accidentally" squeezing their round booties.

Wonders, what kind of man would really like to be a friend with someone he knows from sitting on a couch with panties on his knees rubbing his little limp dick? Those are some things I prefer for people to keep as their private matters. Friendship between men is stronger than between women, because a friendship is just a friendship, not a dramaship, gosship, benefitship, jealouship, competitionship or a bragship like relationships between women.
 
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