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  1. serpentor

    Chicken question finally answered.

    This is a perfect example of racial profiling
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    She nows you very well !!!

    I crush your head
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    Would you hire this girl?

    no, she doesn't even show up for her thread what chance is there that she will show up for work
  4. serpentor

    Is there a fashion phone metaphor going on?

    might make phone sex more enjoyable
  5. serpentor

    Facebook will soon share users’ phone numbers and addresses with 3rd parties

    So basically it's now a phone book with pictures?
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    Hire a Blind Person

    I like how the are speaking what I think is Dutch but everything is written in English
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    FBI employees gone wild

    So those where the six worse things any FBI agent did over a three year period, out of how many tens of thousands of agents. You go to any office building that has more then 100 people in it and you will likely find one if not several of these has also happened in the last three years.
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    Salma Hayek New Looks!!!

    Speaking of three boobies I hear they are doing a remake of Total Recall does anybody know if the 3 boob chick will be back and if so who will be playing her
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    Don't Look Down

    Sears tower put in a glass floor as well
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    Pass the popcorn

    That's what happens when you masturbate with corn on the cob
  11. serpentor

    They say white men can't jump...

    she is the only one that did jump and the shockwave from her landing has thrown the others into the air
  12. serpentor

    Wait a minute! None of this photo adds up at all!

    there is some kind of dark fins growing on the back of her leg
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    Dinner time!

    her feet are huge
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    Your Favorite Dorito

    Sweet chili heat
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    would you watch...

    The Mario Bros. movie was so terrible it was awesome
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    XXX games

    not sure if they have been posted http://pusooy.net/main.php?site=pusooy&from=index and http://lessonofpassion.com/
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    Kinect for Xbox

    I'm waiting for them to come out with a first person shooter where you can hide behind your couch for cover similar to arcade shooting games where you point the *** down to crouch
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    The courage to continue

    she needs to invest in some knee pads
  19. serpentor

    Batman 3 Gets New Title

    It going to one with cat woman, hence the name The Dark Night Rises:rubbel:
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    someone had to post this...

    I was thinking what's Ga'Hoole??
  21. serpentor

    funny cock

    I think me might have been neutured because he has no balls
  22. serpentor

    mindfuck don't understand

    her ear is weird
  23. serpentor

    Baseball celebration?

    Japan need I say more
  24. serpentor

    Tour De France or ...

    she knows cyclists are sterile from wear those tight shorts all the time
  25. serpentor

    Please Explain - I Have Nothing...

    When you're rich enough everyone has a price
  26. serpentor

    Zombie Emergency Procedure

    fire is the best thing to use , from watching movies I know the following things a) zombies will group together b) zombies are stupid c) zombies can't climb so you get above the zombies climb up a cliff or something else that's not going to catch fire, fire bomb the fuckers setting them on fire...
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    Cat welcomes baby into home

    The cat was mad that fucking *** just ate all his food
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    Disabling A Ticking Bomb

    I always cut the blue wire, if no blue wire then I cut the green. If there is no blue or green wires then the bomb was made by an amateur and likely doesn't work in the first place, you should never cut the red wire that's what they do in the movies because Hollywood wants you to die
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    what motto do you live your life by?

    my motto; fuck it **** happens best motto; my name is otto and I like to get blotto
  30. serpentor

    girls without dress....very hot watch and enjoy........for you...

    That was so funny I forgot to laugh
  31. serpentor

    None Shall Pass

    When resting the barrel of a *** on your foot you really should not have your finger on the trigger
  32. serpentor

    whats your favorite sex position ?

    To say I have a favorite would imply I have a least favorite and that's just not so
  33. serpentor

    That can't be right

    here I thought I was the only one with a fire fetish
  34. serpentor

    CF-18 Crash In Canada Very Lucky Pilot

    Considering Canada is having to ****** Russian bombers back to their own airspace several time a year, we need the best **** we can get
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    Sexy bikini

    looks like she needs a tampon
  36. serpentor

    Which Athlete Is The Biggest Douche

    Shooter McGavin and A-Rod
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    new wonder of the world

    so does that mean it takes half the time to bring her to orgasm or twice as long
  38. serpentor

    Nintendo has branched into medical equipment

    It's like shooting fish in a barrel
  39. serpentor

    Things you want me to do with my girlfriend

    give her a huge hit of acid and when she is really tripping tie her to the roof of your car and drive around during a lightning storm
  40. serpentor

    Why the British retreated to Dunkirk!

    This is my rifle This is my *** This one's for shooting This one's for fun
  41. serpentor

    Twilight and "Soccer"

    I think the acting is soccer is better
  42. serpentor

    oil spill?

    I think that's chocolate not oil
  43. serpentor

    Let's Weigh The Pros and Cons

    **** works better
  44. serpentor

    Smurfs coming to the big screen

    That looked like crap, this makes the third cartoon that I grew watching that has been turned to crap by a live action movie First Transformers, then GI Joe now Smurfs what's next Thundercats?
  45. serpentor

    What are you listening to right now?

    Hurt - Johnny Cash
  46. serpentor

    New payment system ATM...

    He is so gonna get busted by the cops if Jerry Springer taught us anything it's that you always pay cash when paying for sex
  47. serpentor

    Girlfriend Turns Off Hockey Game

    Only payback left available to him is to post nude photos/video of her on the internet.
  48. serpentor

    Have your ever...

    Unless she is still in love with her old partner it doesn' t really matter if she was with someone before you. My wife had more experience then me when we first met and I was a little insecure about it at first but I realized that it means nothing because she makes me happy and I make her happy...
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