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  1. serpentor

    New world trade centre:)

    That would suck if you were having a smoke on the roof:eek:
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    Martina Hingis

    She is one of the main reasons I first started really watching tennis about ten years ago, her style of finess game is so much more entertaining than the power game, too much power is why i never watch men's tennis
  3. serpentor

    Why I will never have a girlfriend

    I kinda know how toast king feels. I felt the same way several years ago, then a girl I met thru a co-worker asked me out and now we're married, anyway good luck finding someone
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    Movie Mistakes

    It wasn't really a mistake, other than mine for going, but me and some friends went to go watch Power Rangers in a super crappy theater and it was an unedited version so you could see microphones, wires and and other stuff that usually gets cut out it was hilarious
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    Fave Cartoon Quote

    South Park Micheal Jackson: look at me I'm Peter Pan ...shamonny South park Sea Monkey episode Stan or Kyle: Where did you get all those sea men Cartman: some guy on the street, he made me close my eyes and suck it out thru a whose
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    Worst movie / film of all time

    Re: Worst movie of all time Every porno ever made the acting in those are just terrible. LOL
  7. serpentor

    TV-Series from Your *********

    I used to watch peewee's funhouse, it would **** my *** off something fierce
  8. serpentor

    Crocodile Hunter Steve Irwin Dead!!

    Re: Crocodile Hunter Dead!! wow that sucks, you knew it had to happen someday, but it still comes as a shock
  9. serpentor

    If men had PMS, what would happen?

    if ***** ever came out my dick I would freak
  10. serpentor

    Best Tits in Hollywood

    Michelle Williams, at least before having her baby, that sometimes changes the way the nipples look, and she hasn't done any nudes since giving birth.
  11. serpentor

    Best "fuck me" face out there

    halli aston
  12. serpentor

    Great Dictators:

    Find it hard to believe that Pol Pot didn't make the list,
  13. serpentor

    Muslim Blowjob

    Does her left hand look a little unatural?
  14. serpentor

    If you were of the opposite sex, who would you think is the sexiest ever?

    Matthew McConaughey, he's a good looking dude and cool as ****.
  15. serpentor

    Which country has the hottest chicks?

    Iceland, never been but from what I hear the majority of the women are blond, blue eyed and fit, sounds like paradise if not for the Vikings
  16. serpentor

    Worst movie / film of all time

    Re: Worst movie of all time Rent I fell ****** several times. Girlfriend should owe me anal for that one
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    Hardest Sport to play

    I voted hockey, but I thing Rugby probably is the hardest sport, those guys are nuts, they actually tape their ears down so other players don't rip them off, and if you end up on the ground get ready to get an ass kicking.
  18. serpentor

    What would you say if your g/f or wife wanted to get breast implants?

    My girlfriend has actually asked if I think she should get implants, I told her I was totally against the idea. Mostly because I think her breasts are perfect, but partly because it's kind of along the same line of question as " Do these pants make me look fat?" you always say no or you die.
  19. serpentor

    screamer, quiet, or soft moans?

    My girfriend usually doesn't make a sound, but every now and then when the orgasm is intense enough she moans a little and its the hottest thing ever
  20. serpentor

    What do you **** the most in a sex scene?

    Don't much care for anal, and I really don't like DP all you see is a guys ass and two sets of balls. I also **** any scene where the girl looks like sees in pain total turn off.
  21. serpentor

    Dog: Man's best friend

    My ****** got bit pretty bad on the face once by my aunty's dog, my *** ****** it by merging it's head with a nearby tree. She was afraid of dogs for some time after that.
  22. serpentor

    Dog: Man's best friend

    WOW. I take it your not a dog lover?
  23. serpentor

    The Blackest Day of the World History.

    Thanks I couldn't remember if it was the before or the day after the second bomb. I was told that the U.S. military dropped leaflets warning of the ****** a couple of days before, but it was in English so the majority of the population had no idea what it meant, does anyone know if this is...
  24. serpentor

    Sex With *Lights On* / *Lights Out* / *Candle Lights* ,,?

    Candle light, people just look sexier, unique shadows hiding any minnor inperfections.
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    The Blackest Day of the World History.

    I have always been curious about the dates that the American government deceided to drop the bombs, since the Soviets as part of the cease fire agreements in Europe would be declaring war on Japan on August 10 if I remember correctly.
  26. serpentor

    ur penis size

    6 to 7
  27. serpentor

    tonny hawk in his early day's?

    He should really be wearing a lifejacket
  28. serpentor

    how old were you when you lost your virginity?????

    24 the night before my 25th birthday
  29. serpentor

    Transformers movie...

    check out http://www.transformersmovie.com/
  30. serpentor

    Transformers movie...

    The original cartoon movie is my favorite movie of all time, when I was a *** it blew my mind, Optimus Prime and Starscream die.
  31. serpentor

    Clowns - Scary and Creepy or Funny and Cute?

    I **** clowns, don't find them scary, I just want to destroy them all. I can't explain why they make me so angry, but they all must die.
  32. serpentor

    The "In My Pants" game

    Dixie Chicks - Not Ready to make nice... in my pants Garbage- ***** like me ... in my pants
  33. serpentor

    3D babe without the googles

    I've been trying to find a pair for days where do buy crap like that?
  34. serpentor

    Goldilocks gone way downhill!!!!

    was that the lead singer from Twisted ******?
  35. serpentor

    Mentos and Diet ****

    I 've done it if you can get the cap back on fast enough, toss the bottle in the air, when it lands the bottle acts like a rocket, shot one once about twenty feet. awesome
  36. serpentor

    NHL Playoffs

    OILERS BACK TO THE CUP FINAL. They may not be the most talented team, but in my opinion they have the most hart and deserve to win.
  37. serpentor

    Who ****** JFK?

    Nobody, he's living in the bahamas with Elvis and Tupac.
  38. serpentor

    Hunting

    Hunting as a sport is wrong, but if your hunting for food I have no problem with that. And in the case of too many deer, nature did have a way to deal with that unfortunately most of their natural predators (wolves) are no longer around because they also eat livestock. And I'm not saying wolves...
  39. serpentor

    budapest boobie parade

    pictures were a little too clear at times, did not need to see ass pimples
  40. serpentor

    Best fisherman in the world

    I wonder if you need a fishing licence for that?
  41. serpentor

    Which vid game hero are you?

    Cloud Strife You are the most famous ***** user of all time (in videogames). You don't give a **** about a people, but eventually you do. You have spiky yellow hair, and a huge *****. You are unbelievably poweful, but are sometimes a little... off.
  42. serpentor

    Hockey Fans - This Fight's for You!

    I like the guy in the lab coat, he looks like some mad scientist trying to harvest organs to build the world's greatest hockey player
  43. serpentor

    Signs showing you might be from Canada...

    Sorry, but as polite Canadians we apologize for Celine Dion.:glugglug:
  44. serpentor

    What should I get at the grocery store?

    Make a lasagna, Easy, fast, taste great, and left overs for days.
  45. serpentor

    Caption it!

    With the power of christ I command thee release this girl
  46. serpentor

    overacted orgasm!!!...lol!

    Maybe she had a gerbil in there and it was tired of being poked in the head?
  47. serpentor

    A True "Oh ****" Moment

    It kinda looks like one of those toy soldiers with a parachute that you would toss up in the air and would only work half the time.
  48. serpentor

    ******* Russian Ninja Fighters!

    I like the lady in the black coat who just walks past them like a guy getting the crap kicked out of him is no big deal
  49. serpentor

    What Do You Think of the NHL's New Rules?

    I love the new rules, Watched Calgary Versus New Jersey last night and if not for the new rule changes it would have been the most boring game ever. The new rules make the game faster and any team has the ability to come back regardless of score. I agree with juballs about the shootout, I don't...
  50. serpentor

    Greatest Hockey Players Of All Time?

    Perfect Line Defense Bobby Orr and Dale Hawerchuk Center Mario Lemieux Right Wing Wayne Gretzky Left Wing Maurice Richard Goalie Martin Brodeur
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