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Does that mean if a terrorist masturbates that he's a suicide bomber?

Butters is the greatest

Next time you see her apologize to her for standing her up that way she stood you up because she's a bitch she gets no satisfaction out of it

I'm Batman

I voted no because if all girls could do it, it would have no special appeal. It would like saying do you wish all girls could lay on their back and have sex missionary style, while still great it's the normal way

I don't think there is such thing as a man's or a woman's job, with me and my wife we have certain jobs around the house that one does more than the other such I do most of the cocking and the laundry, where as she does most of the dishes and keeps the living room clean.

I worked with a girl who's step ****** was a draft dodger, I think it's ridiculous that he can't go back to U.S. or he'll be arrested. And if the U.S. starts drafting I'm sure Canada will get a large influx of young people all over again

Maybe Mariah Carey is the one who keeps getting confused?

Thanks forgot to add a new T.V to my list silly me

I'd take the PS3, sell it then buy a 360, Wii, a few games, extra controllers, dinner and put the rest into my savings.

So there is no Cambodian Midget Fighting League, that's unfortunate because since it's in Cambodia the fighting would probably have been real and not staged

Do you know what makes us superior, the ability to have meaningful conversations, all ******* can communicate but as far as I know we are the only ones that have a dialog.

I think everyone is missing the main point, why have I never heard of th CMFL?

Crest is a Proctor and ****** product, and according to **** they are one of the worst company's for testing on *******. My wife is an ****** lover so anytime I buy something I have to look who makes it.

Now I've heard of tossing someones Salad, but what would you call that

feeling helpless to help the people you love

http://board.freeones.com/showthread.php?t=50843&highlight=halley just a joke, but she is in flip flops

I still start to gag a little when they're eating those lovely pastries

If I were American and voted into congress, I'd like to swear my oath on a stack of porno mags, and not a small stack but one big enough that after I'm sworn in I can give one porno mag to each member in congress, and still keep me busy for a day or two

I like it best when my wife uses one hand to play with my balls while giving me a blow job so I voted it depends

I don't know if porn improved my sexlife, since I started watching porn long before I started having sex, but I think I know about sex because of porn and as a result I'm better in bed because of it

I heard today on the Space channel (similar to the Sci-fi network in the States) that Daniel Craig wants to do a homosexual scene in the next bond film as well as full frontal nudity

I might have believed it was real if the guys hat had moved after being "hit" by the shovel.

I get it, she's a camel and stores water in her two humps

I think ***** sightings are actually beings from the future coming back in time to study a species that was stupid enough to knowingly cause its own extinction.

I love the new rules, before the lock out I would only really watch during the playoffs or if the oilers were playing, now I'll watch anyone because the game is faster and the stars are being aloud to do what they do. I will agree that there to many penalties, but it's better than a game of with...

How did he get in the store without setting off the sensor?

You're retired at age 29, you must be rich

I think Goerge bush has deceided to use the old saying "if you can't beat 'em join 'em"

www.myheritage.com You load a pic of yourself and it tells you what ***** you look like. not very accurate but cool none-the-less. Said I looked like Jashua Jackson.

Isn't that the truth, inside every hot girl is a fat slob waiting to get out

That what she gets for blocking the hotter one

That was one surprise ending

The only wrong way is sitting down unless your so ***** that standing makes you dizzy:glugglug:

Funny pics for me then Freeones Talk

OUch if I ever did that to my wife I would probably never have sex again

Don't forget about anal sex

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, watched it last night. Robert Downey Jr peeing on a corpse in his shower was one of the funniest thing I have ever seen

Pornstars give me psychic hand jobs all the time, it seams almost every time I watch porn I have an uncontrollable urge to touch myself. It never hapens when I'm out and about so it must be the pornstars doing it

And we love you

I'm going to go a different way and say it's bi-sexual or at least fun

my fav is strawberry blonde just like my wife's

Taking a really long bike ride then for about the last kilometer going as hard and as fast as you can then when get home sit down for about two minutes and walk around, your legs feel like rubber.

Same problem here, and Marbod congrats on 1000 posts

got to stage 14

William Shatner actualy having sex with a blue woman would be the funniest thing in the world, especially if he's talkig dirty

That would be great way to start your vacation, coming in for a landing looking out your window and the first thing you see is a great pair of tits:wave: or A horrible way to start your vacation coming in for a landing looking out your window and the first thing you see is a sixty year old...

PLaying blackJack is fun, you bet a number of shots you lose take that many shots, if your the dealer and say three people beat you and they each bet three shots you take nine shots, being dealer can be rough

Sure the view is nice, but what is the school system like?

Not driving anymore tree fell on my car, but when i did drive it was over the speed limit, but not enough to get pulled over