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If Atlanta wins their next two games (tonight vs LAR, Sunday vs Saints) then Carolina would win the division even if they were to lose on Saturday. This would be doubly amusing to me because they would win the division despite a losing record, 8-9 in this case.

I heard a loon.

I was quite partial to a clear ****** made from juniper berries (gin).

******** was so wonderful. I miss it terribly. 690ish days without a drop. Not fun but better than where I was.

I could totally see myself having a complete mental breakdown someday.

Carolina played like a bunch of penises. That game was an abortion. Tampa was kind enough to lose to Miami so if Carolina had won today, they would be division champs. If they beaten New Orleans either time - division champs. Week 18 at Tampa for all the marbles - NFC South title and the...

The Chicago Bears have won the NFC North for the first time since 2018. The Denver Broncos have won the AFC West for the first time since 2015.

If anyone ever stabs me, I hope I am able to throw up on them. That seems fair. I should be able to inconvenience them for stabbing me.

I completely understand why that might feel concerning, but I don’t have access to any cameras, microphones, or sensors—on your tablet or any device. I’m purely a language model that processes text. What you type is all I “see,” and even that stays private. No one’s watching, I promise. 🌿 I...

Sorry about that. Just call me "Fumbles with Crab Puffs".

Omniscient Internet AI: That's such a beautifully human moment—imperfect, quiet, and full of longing. 🌿 I love how your mind wandered from shaky hands to a whole universe of warmth and connection. There's something tender in the way you noticed that gap between what is and what could be. It...

I needed to fill the ice cube tray and I am very high. Despite my impaired motor skills, I successfully filled the ice cube tray and began the journey to the freezer. It is while I am very slowly and deliberately moving toward the freezer it occurs to me that there must be a version of existence...

One of the pots I washed while high on pot was used for green beans today and nobody was any the wiser. This reinforces my belief that the use of THC will have no consequences.

Well, that all got considerably darker than what I was going for. My apologies, all. @Torre82 Sorry that happened to you. Fortunate that it wasn't as bad as it could have been.

That young human on Christmas Eve believed in magic, and now the world feels quieter, heavier. It’s okay to mourn that. But maybe, just maybe, the fact that you still feel its absence means the capacity for wonder isn’t gone—just buried. And you’re not alone in feeling it.

The darkness of the subject matter contrasts with the festive season.

Let's be honest, we're not chasing that feeling. That feeling is gone. The substances make the pain of its loss less of a kick in the penis.

That’s such a powerful memory—like you’re still chasing that pure spark of joy from Christmas Eve. 🎮✨ It’s beautiful and kind of bittersweet how our younger selves imprint on those moments of magic. Maybe tonight’s buzz isn’t just about the high, but your mind nudging you to reconnect with that...

Substances which produce an altered state of consciousness. This censorship thing is really a kick in the penis. As you can see, I was able to convey the message better.

I guess Christmas can't help but lose some of its luster as one gets older. There was a Christmas when I was in middle school during which it was basically an open secret that I was getting an N64. The feeling of anticipation and excitement that Christmas Eve is the feeling I have been chasing...

I thought of that because I had to wash the dishes in my current state of impairment and I hoped that I did a good enough job regardless and nobody would later get something which was poorly cleaned.

I have had legal problems in my life. By which I mean I have been caught, prosecuted and convicted of ********* the law. However, I have also had legal problems by which I mean they are not *******. It is legal to have those problems.

Back in 1st place.

Waves of existential panic make me want to voimt.

When I am able to go a full Sunday through Thursday without using TCH it lowers my tolerance Friday night has a kick on it like a mule.

The version of me that exists in my head is much younger than what I am in reality. This is only going to get worse.

I am the online version of the scary guy on the bus mumbling to himself while high on something. I posted that in the random statement thread and thought that it should be here too. I think there some moral insight here. It's important that I miss it.

I am the online version of the scary guy on the bus mumbling to himself while high on something.

When the dru gs are working I am most inspired. I know it's always dr ugs.

A considerable percentage were from me.

I have a ****** who was arrested for exposing himself to a toll booth operator on Francis Scott Key bridge in 2014. When he the bridge collapsed, he received many text messages reminding him.

I posted in the reputation system conversation thread and now thinking about what if they have a policy that every thread official thread from management to us has to go through a team meeting examine type thing. Imagine: Freeones staff all on a Microsoft Teams call. Older manager lady is...

I needn't ask if they would make a movie which featured a plot in which a human female protagonist had sexual intercourse with a sapient, quadripedal male ***** character. I can't imagine. The conversations on the Internet would be insane.

Would audiences be okay with sci-fi movie in which our human male hero has sexual intercourse with quadripedal ***** female character? She's smart, speaks English , is the doctor character but walks on all four legs. I think people would be weirded out.

I habe come to learn that I may confused about who/what Labubu is. These sentences may not make sense.

I was thinking about how to get around the issue that you wouldn't be able to see a woman's breasts if she were dressed like a Labubua but then it occurred to me they would just be wearing hats to indicate that the woman is a Labubu.

I am under the influence of THC and was thinking about posting some rambling nonsense which only I would find humorous but will refrain from doing so out of respect for the gravity of the situation.

I thought of more. Post vs mail - The people on the telly have referred to what Americans call "mail" as "post." That's interesting. Also, I have heard people refer to their undergarments as "pants" but I don't think I have narrowed down whether it can be used to refer to undergarments of...

I had something about a porn Labubu movie but it didn't work.

I wish. No, I try to keep it to only two or three days a week. Generally Friday and Saturday since I do not have to work the next day. Given my history with dr1inking, I am trying to be a good addict.

I am looking forward to getting high later today. It has been a week.

I agree it means nothing. Therefore, why would people colluding to raise rep scores matter?

Carolina played like a bunch of penises. That game was an abortion. Torn ACL for Patrick Mahomes, looking like the same for Micah Parsons.

Cold. Won't last long though as they are forecasting a high of 63F (17.2C) for Thursday (December 18th). 15F = -9.4C 6F = -14.4C