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But hey, if it's a choice between buying a ridiculously expensive toaster oven and saving a ********* ****** from harm, I'd say the price tag is probably the least of your concerns!

"Please enter a valid message". Has anything I posted here ever been valid? I mean on a deeper, fundamental level. It's all just the lunatic ravings of a brain highjacked by chemicals.

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I thought there was a cat in the room with me but there isn't. That would have been weird.

I can't remember the pin to get into something important. This is cause for concern. Hopefully I will remember in a few minutes when I am feeling more alert.

I will focus on staying grounded and calm even if I am feeling a bit unusual.

I think it's starting to kick in. I almost fell moments ago and used fowl language in front of a lady.

Today, they gave me a free sample of something at the place where I purchase recreational pharmaceuticals. Don't know what it was but popped it in with my usual dosage. Are you ready for an adventure?

Ultimately, only you can decide whether the potential benefits of acid are worth the potential risks and challenges.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cjd0yn5gyndo Prunella Scales has died.

[The Yak], turning 40 can be a milestone that brings up a lot of complex emotions, including feelings of inadequacy or disappointment. 🎉😔 But please know that your worth as a person is not determined by arbitrary measures of success or achievement, and that it's never too late to make positive...

There's also a lot of period stuff which everybody said was pretty gross.

The ******** wins the argument by saying that if she suddenly stops showing skin, people will say she is hiding bruises from ***** *****. The ******** previously has been shown dressing provocatively so this would be a noticeable change.

I have mentioned previously my idea for a movie in which a teenager magically swaps places with their opposite gender parent. Here we have a scene in which ******'s mind/teenage girl body comes downstairs dressed very conservatively. Teenage girl mind/******'s body tells him to go back upstairs...

I can't think of anything.

I will 40 years old tomorrow.

Back when I joined, I almost picked Mr.GreatBigHardCock as my username but knew every argument would involve comments saying my penis is actually sub-standard and username is comically inaccurate. So I went with this.

***** (long, bladed steel weapon used by knights) is also not allowed. If the conversation ever moves to bladed weapons we can just call it the s-word 😁.

The orange line isn't really there.

Carolina played like a bunch of penises. That game was an abortion.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/46732108/nick-mangold-former-jets-star-center-dies-age-41 Nick Mangold has died. 2× First-team All-Pro (2009, 2010) Second-team All-Pro (2011) New York Jets Ring of Honor

I am absolutely high and I am not masturbating at the moment.

https://people.com/june-lockhart-dead-lassie-and-lost-in-space-actress-dies-at-100-8621340 June Lockhart has died.

A lot of people are here posting at the same time.

Penny Barber has some good futa scenes.

It didn't work.

I won an argument today by pointing out that mucus can also accumulate in the digestive system, leading to symptoms like nausea, bloating, and diarrhea.

I'm going to use architecture to convey a sense of longing.

I remember we were trying to have a sex meme at the top of each page. Sorry about that.

I meant to post that in the other thread but accidentally posted here because I am impaired. It's works better in the other thread than here because I feel like my substance issues haven't been as heavily referenced in this thread. If someone knows my character solely from this thread, that joke...

Computer, show me an approximation of what my life would be like today if there was no substance *****. I will be in the corner ******. It's not the only thing I talk about. Don't be a penis.

Computer, show me an approximation of what my life would be like today if there was no substance *****. I will be in the corner ******. It's not the only thing I talk about. Don't be a penis.

I should go to the ER. Not because I'm in medical danger but just to get out of the house.

In the future, this post will not show the exact time it was posted and the reader you know what? It's not going to matter. Finally realizing that is very freeing. It's not going to matter.

I would be embarrassed if I mistook a bag of chips for a *********.

They said the spider isn't there anymore but he's there. Waiting.

When it comes to calling in sick for diarrhea, there's no one-size-fits-all answer.

I do not go back to work until November 3rd. My time off will involve THC, watching sex workers and having sex with football.

Sabine Jemeljanova

Someone else could take over the administration of the competition. If nobody else wants it, I can do it. Or we just let this die.

Candice Brielle

I'm going to go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.

Chelsea Aryn

Carolina has a winning record for the first time since October of 2021. When the Panthers are winning, I notice things I never knew were there before: birds singing, dew glistening on a newly formed leaf, stoplights.

Moats were a common feature of medieval castles in Europe, and some still survive today as tourist attractions or historical landmarks.

Moat people aren't having sex with each other.