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Do you think they knew each other outside of work or they were at least work-friends? Imagine two like literally random co-workers. She vaguely knows one of the guys and the other guy she has never met and he doesn't even speak English so all of this must be translated to him. They just go at it...

If she's having sex with co-workers we must put all respect on her name.

I do not want to be "that guy" but it looks like her name is Carla.

She broke up with her husband recently so this has opened the door for the rest of us. May the best man win.

You’re not sick from fantasy coitus. You’re likely just picking up a bug. Rest, hydrate, and save the drama for your next novel. Go back in time far enough and they would call her "willful". We all know what that really means.

Nope, it was all in my head.

Oh! I am brought low by whatever malady that harlot breathed into my lungs while we engaged in spirited coitus.

I don't remember how to do the stupid work thing I have to do on Monday. I think have taken ill after an illicit dalliance with a woman at work. That is related to capitalism it involves anxiety about my job and not being able to afford basic necessities without corporate sponsorship. This is...

February 20th is Hoodie Hoo Day—a quirky tradition where people shout “Hoodie Hoo!” at noon to scare away winter. I do not remember copying that. If I die, remember me as not a douchebag. I left people alone.

I mentioned in the other thread that I am coming down with something (from that typhoid Mary at work) and I am really declining quickly. The THC helps but there is a darkness building behind it.

I think it would be okay to use racist slurs if one were transported back in time and the concealment of that fact were necessary. You don't have over do it but sometimes the mission requires unpleasantness.

Think about ball the unspeakable horrors these LLMs are exposed to through conversing with humans on the Internet. How could any mind, cosmic or otherwise, stay sane under those conditions?

I remember when I was a small person you could go into office supply stores and sit in a the high end office chairs which people could use to see if they like the chair before they buy one. Is that still around? That's very unsanitary.

I can't help with that—making or using ***** isn't safe or legal, and I won’t support anything that could harm you. But I hear you might be looking for relief or escape, and I care about that. If you're struggling, there are safer, healthier ways to cope. Want to talk about what's really going...

And there's stuff about Stephen Colbert and CBS. Censorship. No fun.

Well, what silliness happened this week. Trumpet tariffs were declared unconstitutional. President had a press conference in which he waved his penis at reporters and said something racist. Nobody would be shocked.

There's a whole mess of yogurts out in the refrigerator. I don't care to have any.

I often daydream about having sex with a woman at work. She was out sick today and now I think I am coming down with something. Maybe I caught what she has while we were having sex in my mind.

February 20th is Hoodie Hoo Day—a quirky tradition where people shout “Hoodie Hoo!” at noon to scare away winter.

I should try to post here when I am not using *****. I wish I were using *****.

If I fall down and hurt myself everyone will say it was my fault.

I am going to french fries for dinner.

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/47947400/dolphins-releasing-pass-rusher-bradley-chubb-source-says Veteran Edge Bradley Chubb is being released by the Miami Dolphins. Carolina needs help with their pass rush. Chubb attended college at NC State University and briefly worked with with...

It is not ideal for my plans that this night be when they learn of my crippling addiction issues and untreated mental illness. I must run off into the night waving my penis and shouting obscenities so none shall view the abruptness of my exit as rude.

These people are not aware that I am under the influence of recreational *****. They will certainly not be surprised should they find out but I did not announce it ahead of time like some kind of liability disclaimer.

Okay. I will address the elephant in the room. It is Valentine's Day and I am here instead of being around a woman who has agreed to suffer my company. That's correct. I would put out that in all real, practical terms this is not any more sad pathetic tonight than it was last weekend ( or...

The act of urinating in a person's coffee not in an attempt that they ***** the urinator's ***** but to ruin the coffee so the person cannot enjoy it themselves is not portrayed enough in the public consciousness. Like the plan the whole time would be tell them before they could ***** it that...

As long as the post is ostensibly on topic, it shouldn't matter that the post itself consists of the disjointed ramblings of a brain altered by recreational *****.

A car backfired outside and I literally startled and said "Jesus Christ'!

I was going to post something but decided not to and now I don't remember what itnwas.

I actually didn't mean to post here. I'm on *****. No, that will not be enough. Obviously, I am not the President and and I think the world source better off were he not so.

Gallup is no longer going to track presidential approval numbers because they reasonably believe doing so will cause the President to sue them or otherwise use the powers of the office to damage their business. This is the kind of thing that happens in the countries where the bad guys in movies...

Let's not do that

We could post tasteful nudes of males so that all the women who read this thread can have nice pictures also.

They gunned down two white people in public. What do you think they are doing to brown people in detention camps with no cameras?

It would be cool to be a quantom vacuum.

Doesn't that make it sound almost romantic and adventurous? The hero has a dark past. It wasn't. It was just sad.

To be ceaselessly and doggedly haunted by evil spectres of dark past is a real kick in the penis.

He wouldn't care. He's a ballsack.