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Yes that poem was tremendous! Now I'll have to write one about Ron Jeremy! wait :eek:

Oh, too bad too he's been a member for a few months too...with oh, well all of 9 posts...i guess he's just a "selective" poster?...hell, everytime I'm on here I can't spend two minutes before finding something I wanna jump on!;)

Now that's a set of flip flops I can agree on! As for girls in flip flops, I don't really care for that, but as I say cheers to those who do! :glugglug:

How do I start? Congratulations, Tunsty on your 5000th post! And what a post it is! I'm surprised it took me so long to come across it. Personally, though I have fond memories of nutsac, I voted for curly hair since I don't think there was a proper English sentence in any of the many curly hair...

I think that makes a great summation! If only I had the authority to close the thread.lol Hey AFA! Where are you? jk

Women have to love me with the big red nose...but, if they're lucky I'll take it off during sex...:D

Dick, I must say your rabbit is brilliant, is he lop-eared or "regular" i have a theory...in any event, my cat Grissom was less eloquent: "You know it's funny, I just feel like biting every once in a short while, it's nothing personal." I thought it was funny he used the term personal (since...

Well, I'm not a girl, but I think I can provide some insight before ladylove, sputnikgirl, and the few other girls who post get here...every girl is different, that's the first thing to realize, so anything I can tell you is a generalization...Girls DEFINITELY prefer vaginal to anal sex...most...

Let me be the first to say this sounds like a Darwin Award nominee...idiocy rewarded with euthanization...the way the world should be....thanks for the article don...you gave me my daily requirement of mirth!

The word is "sterilized"...and boy, you better believe I agree...we can hope:D

The sad, ironic truth is that one of their favorite games was Virtual Baby-Raising 2000:D

I just read the story again, and i had to laugh this time...if i'm reading it correctly, she actually ****** the van, over steered back in front of it, then over corrected to avoid steering off the road and shot back across to the yellow line...i'm surprised the driver of the van didn't die...

Maybe they can make her headstone in the shape of a cellphone? Maybe it's not right to be crass, but if she had gone head on into anything other than a truck, we'd be mourning more people who had been ****** because of this girl...as with many of you i'm damn tired of these cellphone drivers.:mad:

I've stayed out of this until now...I guess the only thing I have to say is that with this blatant sexism and attacks directed toward other members (see above), I think caddafy should be ******...I can't believe he has amassed so many posts without getting ****** before...his posting of this...

I thought this was hysterical too...a stupid event whose purpose is to celebrate a barbarous pseudo-sport:rolleyes: And if you think this is just the bulls getting their revenge, keep in mind that they are injured in the "running" just as often as people, since their hooves are not accostomed...

The companies that make the printers probably make sure that this can't happen by making their interfaces just different enough to make this difficult. I agree though with your sentiments wholeheartedly. :D

the kool-aid connection is a reference to the Jonestown cult tragedy in 1978. They mixed poison with their flavor-aid and comitted mass suicide. Since kool-aid is more popular than flavor-aid, the quote has been rehashed to refer to kool-aid.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kool-Aid scroll down a...

did you see what his master plan was...he was gonna list 10 girls/poll over and over again and run like a tourney...luckily AFA stopped him...wonder if he would ever have listed gianna michaels...probably not:rolleyes:

it is interesting how her boobs are not symmetrical...i also usually have seen this in implant babes...you know, I've always thought her boobs were nice, just never liked her face that much...I don't know why...opinions are like assholes...:rolleyes:

My pubes are black and my hair is blond...no match...facial hair is reddish-blond...no match there either

The V is hot for sure...i'm not a big fan of the girl though

I don't know really if this is going to help at all, but after I had a breakup similar to yours, I first got rid of all the pics I had of my ex. Years later, I came across a pic of hers, and it brought out all of the feelings you described. I thought carefully about this and came to the...

That's one mad mofo of a cat. I'll almost feel lucky next time Grissom (aka Bitey) bites me.:D

Props, Brody for the Seinfeld quote...I know Becks quite well and she didn't ignore the Seinfeld quote for no reason...I'm the Seinfeld fan in the relationship. :D

"I'm sorry, but I've become romantically entangled with your ********." Works good.

I started watching Mad TV years ago...some funny stuff from time to time, but I feel Mad TV is also in decline :(

I do indeed think that part of this is just being lazy, but I think another part may be that the poster is a real amateur at finding porn. Lack of experience may be keeping the member from finding what he wants. But it does bother me also. It's like these people who post "What's your craziest...

I'm not sure I agree with this quote, but I have heard: "Insanity is trying the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result." Therefore, I suppose sanity would be trying something else if your first effort doesn't work.

I love alexis bledel...thanks for the thread!:D

That wasn't that funny, IMHO.

I don't believe she has been listed on Freeones yet.:(

Re: Busty Candy aka Milly I think she definitely deserves a spot in the Freeones directory!

http://www.freeones.com/html/a_links/Alison_Angel/ see if you like her:D

Martin Prince! Another beauty, Christmas Ape!

chefchitown beat me to it...But a big howdy neighbor to my buddy in the very next town over, whalers90! :D Sometimes it's just a small world,huh?

here's another one...this time I get the lovely Bea Arthur

for an actress, Sandra Bullock...for a pornstar, Gianna Michaels AND since this thread has already been posted in just about every juxtaposition there is: Zsa Zsa Gabor:rolleyes:

I also took a shot from a baseball...When I was in college, I got plunked in the head twice in one year...thank god for helmets, I was uninjured both times...as for fighting, I definitely have the intimidation factor...I have been in one fight and it was basically a wrestling match...it was...

Re: girls getting both tits sucked at once hot stuff guys! you know how it is...no matter what it is, it will always appeal to somebody! AFA, I can see it in the find board: I'm looking for this chick, she's got like 12 tits...i don't think she's a person

Yeah, i am basically flattered when a chick is forward enough to make the first move. Even if I'm not interested in her.

Funny post! :rolleyes:

:thumbsup: www.stickypics.org? www.picsfordicks.edu?

LadyLove is always the voice of reason. Some good advice. It sounds like you've planned this out well, Hedonis. I wish you the best of luck, and look forward to reading many of the posts you slap down on your way to that T-shirt!:D

A truer statement hath never been uttered!:D

Good post :thumbsup:...I've noticed this trend too...it actually doesn't bother me much, but posting sexy rather than funny pictures here is not in the spirit of what this board is about. Feel free to post stuff that is sexy AND funny, but guys, let's try not to post pictures that are JUST sexy...

Some funny stuff there, delboy! Good Show!:D liked the disconnected mouse the best...and the x-ray computer

I have 3 dvds and 2 vhs...most of my stuff is on the computer...that's why the keyboard is sticky and the remote is not...:rolleyes:

I have a serious dislike of most blondes, they're just not for me...I don't date them and I don't like them in porn either...It has nothing to do with attitude or behavior or any stereotypes, I just don't like them...I've probably got a complex...that said, probably the only busty blonde I like...

For me, this is mostly a non issue...I would rather not see scars, but in real life or porn, I feel it doesn't detract much. Interestingly, when I was in my teens, I was slightly grossed out by boob scars, but ten years later, I really don't feel strongly either way.:rolleyes:

I would rather have sex with a hermaphrodite who would of course have both equipment, but if there was a attractive she male who had no masculinity to her body or voice except a cock, I would give it a go. However, I would not let her fuck me in the ass, but I would give her a blowjob as long as...