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15 screaming babies fighting over one pair of lactating boobs?

AFA, please define your variables...I'd like to compare your work with what I've got here in the lab...:rolleyes:

resurrecting a 3 year old thread just to say you like boobs...hope it was worth it!...why is the first thing a newb does is delve deeper into the archives than anyone has been to say they like boobs:(

IMO this is ********** and should not be allowed on this board...even if it isn't **********, do we really need this zombie resurrected?:mad:

I flushed his post down the turlet, hope it isn't a big cup size.:rolleyes:

burgers made of ********?:rolleyes:

I still use a tape player every once in awhile to listen with my parents to recordings of when i was a toddler...singing yankee doodle and such...I still have a few music tapes...though I've long since bought the CD versions of the ones I like...:)

I also used to use the adaware/spybot combo and they got rid of just about everything that could give me a problem...now, since I've got AOL, I grudgingly decided trust all their gizmos and firewalls...I've actually had no problems, but I wouldn't recommend AOL anyway for all the other crap they...

I think the opposite would be a pleasure in the mouth, since the mouth is the other end of the digestive system...however, there are those who might say that the opposite of "pain in the ass" is to go ahead and get some pleasure in the ass!:eek:

The purple berries taste like burning!:rolleyes:

When they were frozen and in the freezer, they thought they were in Iceland, as they were promised. :rolleyes:

Wow! alot of my favorites on this list...makes sense as a redhead aficionado...I just love Ashley Robbins, Swan, Felix Vicious, Sarah Blake, Chrissy Daniels, and Aimee Sweet...Top honors for me go to Ashley Robbins... Funny, Chrissy Daniels got only one vote so far...she would be my second...

Lame, but it still had me chuckling! Now Appearing in an attic near you: Billy Joel and The Spiders!:rolleyes:

This just works on so many levels...those of us who are anti-Gulf war might see an opportunity to profiteer off of it...then there are those who might think this is a little underhanded, but after all, don't our soldiers deserve something for their effort?...but in the end, as mentioned above...

Would I lick a pussy? no I might catch cooties!:rolleyes:

Yeah, I read this on AOL and every other sentence was like "short runway" this and that...they compared LaGuardia Airport in NYC and noted that LGA's runway is about 700 feet longer and still considered "short"...They also said that the runway had been recently paved and they had yet to "groove"...

It's my fault, I used to think she was hot! Careful what you wish...:rolleyes: And hey, next can you send Judy Dench or Dame Edna? rowwr!

As nature dictates, Ape, they will be the first to be eaten!:tongue:

There are no limits to who some of these networks will exploit.:rolleyes: What's next, seeing if stranded senior citizens can find real-world alternatives to their medications before having a heart ******?:mad:

good post jamrak...i find that in order to be "least repulsive" the guy has to at least look like he could get the girl he's fucking...even without slyly inserting his penis into the middle of a pizza, thereby tricking the girl:rolleyes:

lol...I heard he actually was dumped by a paper bag!

Surprised I haven't seen the Mets/Yankees requisite version here in the suburbs of NYC

Wait! A closer approximation to where the **** comes out is probably East Africa. Which would make sense too, of course... I can't believe I just said "a closer approximation to where the **** comes out":rolleyes:

Funny stuff tartan! Glad I took a look back at this thread! :D

Nice! Damn, gotta love those ripe eggplant thighs!:rolleyes:

Come on now! If tunsty's pants were on correctly, he just wouldn't be tunsty!

Some cute cats on here! except maybe that last one. I especially loved, "Christmas Ape, you make kitty scared!" and the frog. Don't get me wrong, I love cats, have a cat, but I'm a dog person...just not allowed to have a dog right now..

Tremendous boobs! I've always kind of liked those electrical tape shots.:D

53% Dixie...i guess that's what makes me a self-described NJ redneck...very fun and interesting test by the way...thanks for the post...

It is safe to say that is some of the hottest corn I have ever seen!:D

No rattle snakes for me...only a garter snake once...it was hidden, appropriately, in a garter belt...don't know why I didn't see it coming...it makes sense...oh well hindsight is 20/20 On-topic: Swedish girls just don't do it for me...too many blondes...like the phallic water-bottle though!

Maybe the human fly should rename himself the human mosquito...where's my nude human fly pics?:rolleyes:

quality girl...recently have "rediscovered" her...18/20 overall:D

Yeah, I agree, the pussy has a distinct advantage. The ass just has too many caveats (lube, cleanliness) and should be reserved for "special" occasions...lol

I like Birmingham 6, Die Krupps, and Ministry although Industrial is far from my main source of music...I know little about it:(

I, for one love Insane Clown Posse, though I really can't say why. :rolleyes: I also like the aforementioned "Killer Klowns from Outer Space". I think clowns make great fodder for horror movies! Personally, I would say I am a little bit scared of them, but not like if I met ICP, more scared of...

My avatar would make a nice fuck...Maddy from Megaman NT...though like many of you I wouldn't kick Jessica Rabbitt out of bed;)

Wow, this is some amazing stuff. Nature is so beautiful! Thanks for the post. :D

I wonder if there are any government grants available for this study?:rolleyes: Oh, and don't forget about some sort of correction ratio for pics vs. vids!

I don't think any one actor can actually make me NOT see any of his movies...though, personally I dislike Matt Damon and Nick Cage (though I loved CON AIR)...Maybe Rob Schneider would get me to avoid a pic?:D

Great quote, Chef! :rofl: Jibb, I think you set yourself up for defeat here. Try against someone like celine dion and you'll have my vote!

These were not without their merit, but surely they don't apply in the least to "Internet Porn Addicts";)

Myself, I usually prefer a normal to voluptuous figure...love hips...however, my favorites do include such on-topic (IMO) beauties as: Briana Banks, Catalina Cruz, Jessica Jaymes, Katalina Verdin, Lucia Tovar;)

Off the top of my head: Gianna Michaels Erica Campbell Alex Arden Paizley Adams Amee Donovan Breanne Sarah Blake Mandy May(Iva Kleinova) Katalina Verdin Andrea Torres Now, as to how well they would get along with each other...i think it would end up in a catfight rather than an orgy...but...

My grocer once got fucked by she-males in the dairy section...they didn't know where to call for the cleanup, because it stretched from the end of aisle 10 all the way to the end of aisle 14:rolleyes:

Ain't it the truth, tartan! This is one of the liveliest banter sites I've ever been on. Of course, it's also the only forum I've ever really posted to.:rolleyes:

As far as annoying but curious, you took the words right out of my mouth regarding nn sites...lol

Well, basically I won't rush to judgement, but if Michael Vick had anything to do with the cruel conditions and activities these dogs were subjected to, I think he should be punished with the harshest sentence possible. I feel ****** cruelty laws are substandard in this country, so I usually...

Definitely agree. Here's a good facial of her: http://www.starletgalleries.com/ws/pics/evaangelinafuck15.jpg

NextDoorNikki is a favorite of mine...I haven't really downloaded any of her stuff, though since I rarely spend time looking at non-nude pics...I think if she "graduates" to nude or even hardcore, she will be well-received...of course, I am biased because I would VERY much like to look at such...