Search results

  1. senob44

    Pussy Snorkel...lol

    Or you could use it like an elephant's trunk and suck milk into it and then blow your nose into your mouth. That might create a snotty situation though.
  2. senob44

    Pussy Snorkel...lol

    That device is not only a novelty but it looks like it would actually work to create much of an advantage during cunnilingus. Watch out pussies, we've got your number!;)
  3. senob44

    can we have some Haemorrhoid free anal scene clips

    Yeah, I mean really! I've never seen a porn actress with them!
  4. senob44

    No Exit, No Strategy

    What can I say that I have not already said? This article is a harsh piece on Bush, but I feel it is certainly deserved. I can't help but agree with what's being said here. I'm looking for a glimmer of hope, I really am, but neither Bush nor congress has produced anything identifiable as...
  5. senob44

    This place has been dead!!

    LOL :1orglaugh:rofl::1orglaugh:rofl: Thanks for the info, I feel a little more grounded now. I should have known that was poggy. I guess he heard his beloved Lucy was on the flight!
  6. senob44

    If you died today; would the Earth be overall better or worse off without you?

    Maybe it's vain, but I think the world would be worse off. There are many who love me, but not many who **** me. I don't think anyone would really be happy if I died. I tend to like to please people and not burn bridges. One thing though, the roads would be a little safer.:rolleyes:
  7. senob44

    This place has been dead!!

    Is that tunsty out the window? No wait, I think it's Dr. Motorcity! Must be, since after all, tunsty is a figment of all of our imagination! What about you AFA, certainly tell me you exist?!?!?!:helpme:
  8. senob44

    NFL - Spying costs the New England Patriots $750,000 and draft picks

    Great thread! I was waiting for someone to start it...I was being lazy. I just touched on this in another thread. Personally, being a Jets fan, I felt that the draft picks taken from the Patriots should have been awarded to the Jets as compensation for the Pats cheating against them. I know the...
  9. senob44

    Japanese Prime Minister resigns...could WE be so lucky?

    Tell me about it. I was hoping that Bush was going to fool us all and announce his resignation Thurs night instead of talking about troop scale back.
  10. senob44

    Are you or do you think you will ever be relatively happy?

    Torre, you quoted him before he even said it!!! Talk about clairvoyance! PS-I see how it happened, but really, how often does this happen!
  11. senob44

    Formula 1 - McLaren gets fined $100 million dollars

    I don't know much about Formula 1 racing, but it seems the NFL could take some lessons from this organization on how to punish cheating. Info
  12. senob44

    Who has the best body?

    For me, Gianna Michaels has the best body. Everything I look for. Tits, ass, hips, legs all perfect IMO.
  13. senob44

    Top Five Concepts from Frankfurt

    Interesting, more fuel-efficient technology improvements. But IMO, ugly, ugly cars.
  14. senob44

    I need advice on a strange situation

    I would say that you should stay the course as far as being a friend and trying to help her. But, since you can't control what she does, you have to realize she might always be this way. Some people just can't be reached or helped. If I were you I wouldn't want to get sucked into this girl's...
  15. senob44

    Are you or do you think you will ever be relatively happy?

    I am relatively happy with my life primarily because of my relationship with my fiancee. A lot of things can go wrong, but I remain optimistic because of this. I feel like I have the hardest part of life already figured out. As long as we are together, the rest is mostly just details.:lovecoupl
  16. senob44

    This should liven things up...

    Great thread tunsty! I always love these. I voted for "If a woman laughs suddenly while douching". This was just about the stupidest question I could ever imagine. No knowledge of the human body whatsoever.
  17. senob44

    Your worst memorable nightmare

    I usually don't remember my dreams or nightmares, unless I'm woken up right in the middle of one. I remember the strangest one I had was that I was little red riding hood and I was tied to a bed while the wolf was eating my face off. I know I joke alot...but this is the truth, I actually had...
  18. senob44

    Best way to pick up a hottie

    You mean you actually tried that trick again? yikes. Anyway, why try and get a hot girl back to your place? I was always in favor of going to her place or an hourly motel. I don't want to get various juices on my bedsheets. Just make sure she doesn't live with her parents. Or at least make sure...
  19. senob44

    How do you_like your pussy

    Dirty, frisky and smelly for me. That is my cat of course. It means something else?:dunno:
  20. senob44

    Some funny quiz-show answers...

    Funny stuff! Great posts, tunsty and dvc!
  21. senob44

    Boobies Are Served

    It seems in both cases the right one is a little smaller. Good realism points.
  22. senob44

    What is your goal?

    That would be me. And yes, I could use a good kicking!:wave:
  23. senob44

    This is Why Porn is Amazing

    I think the second picture should have been one of the ones from the article where she looks more glamourous in make-up etc. That would be a bigger transformation. IMO :dunno:
  24. senob44

    Rugby World Cup

    Great, my fiancee had ice cream coming out of her nose, now dvc goes and makes smoke come out of mine!
  25. senob44

    Details emerge in W. Va. ******* case

    That this type of thing can happen anywhere in this country is very sad. In some ways, I feel this crime shows alot more wrongdoing than ******. These people had alot of time to think about what they were doing to this girl. This wasn't an impulse, spur-of-the-moment crime like shooting...
  26. senob44

    Me and those darn *******

    Glad to hear about the horses, my friend. Sounds like you are doing a terrific thing in taking ownership of the two of them. I know they will be in good hands and they will likely help to bring you and the little lady many wonderful experiences. Myself, I've only been on a ***** a few times in...
  27. senob44

    Who's On Your Favorites List?

    Aimee Sweet Alana Ambrose Alex Arden Alison Angel Amee Donovan Andrea Krumlova Andrea Torres Angel Madrid Annie Swanson April Flowers Aria Giovanni Ariana Jollee Ashley Robbins Audra Mitchell Audrey Hollander Aurora...
  28. senob44

    Master_Bater

    Definitely Neatsfoot oil!
  29. senob44

    NEW! Exclusive interview with Belladonna

    Thanks rorys! Cool interview. Especially loved the fleeting mention of Gianna Michaels!
  30. senob44

    Are you worried about the economy?

    Excellent post. I know exactly what you are saying. It seems that things around here in NJ are not quite as bad as where you are, but the job market is tough. "Entry-level" jobs seem to be all that is available, and that hurts me since I'm looking for work right now. I don't know how people can...
  31. senob44

    Russian Thermobaric Bomb

    I heard they are equipped to shoot Anti-armor missles out of their ass. Any truth to that, dvc?
  32. senob44

    Is it safe to eat ass?

    I agree. Ask a doctor, they have heard everything so you don't need to be embarrassed. I know for instance that you can get an e coli infection from having your mouth in contact with any ***** matter. So if you're gonna do any rimming, find out the facts before you risk anything.
  33. senob44

    How many girls did you fucked till this day?

    UPDATE!!!!!! Still stuck on the same number. Just thought you might like to know. :rolleyes: Damn this monogamy!!!! j/k
  34. senob44

    How do I get my wife to...

    And I appreciate it. Agreed, especially since using a razor on your nutsack can cause pimples and ingrown hairs, as the former "NinaMercedezFan" knows well.
  35. senob44

    This place has been dead!!

    I just figured some of the regular posters had actually just been figments of my imagination that only I could see.;)
  36. senob44

    Women That Only You Find Attractive

    I've got a good one I think....though I know at least one other man finds her attractive: Monica Lewinsky
  37. senob44

    maximum pills

    I went from a three inch boner to a 10 inch in only three easy steps. I cum like a racehorse too! First step: Smoke 15 packs of cigarettes in 3 hours. (I know it's tough, but this really works!) Second step: Bang yourself on the head with a can of soup 57 times. Third step: Chop off your wang...
  38. senob44

    Neurosurgeon: Bills' Kevin Everett moved arms and legs, which means he could walk aga

    Re: Neurosurgeon: Bills' Kevin Everett moved arms and legs, which means he could walk Thank goodness things seem to be looking up. In light of everything else, this is perhaps not an important question, but I wonder if he will come back to play football someday.
  39. senob44

    Demon face? 20 dollar stuff? 9 11?

    I have to agree with you honey. This stuff seems like alot of hooey.
  40. senob44

    Britney Spears's long awaited comeback !!!

    I have to agree. Sure she looked stupid up there on stage and couldn't dance for ****, but I think she looked almost as good as ever physically. I'm not a big fan of hers, and I don't think she's that hot, but I think she looked pretty much ok, and that's what I've always thought of her. I'm...
  41. senob44

    porn to music or over done story lines?

    I agree. The music should be complimentary and not really noticed. You should still be able to hear the "sounds of sex" over the music too. If you can't, then all those sounds are ******. I want to hear the girl having her (real or fake) orgasms.
  42. senob44

    Bree Olson / Bree Olsen

    Re: Bree Olsen I agree wholeheartedly. In fact, variety may be the only thing that is holding her back from being a porn superstar.:dunno:
  43. senob44

    What is your goal?

    My goal is to get a new job that I like. Good pay would be nice also.:rolleyes:
  44. senob44

    Is Halloween Such A BIG Deal "Cross The Pond" ?

    When I was young, we would always trick or treat in the same basic area. There was this one house where lived an elderly man. When you came to the door and said "Trick or Treat" to him, he would always shout "Trick!" and pretend to grab at our candy before scurrying back inside and closing the...
  45. senob44

    A day the the beach

    Just gotta watch out for any crabs coming along!
  46. senob44

    Ever did "Ass to mouth" with your girl and later she wanted to kiss you?

    Spot on. I've done alot of crazy things, but never ATM. In fact, I've never penetrated an anus without a condom on just to be safe ****-wise. Even though I've always had the girl take an ***** before. I believe **** should play no part in a sexual encounter. Personally, I've never understood the...
  47. senob44

    Are you a "World Citizen ?"

    I would consider myself well above average in world geographical knowledge and somewhat above average in knowledge of world cultures. That being said, I have never actually left the USA. So I guess it depends on your definition.:dunno:
  48. senob44

    Neurosurgeon: Bills' Kevin Everett moved arms and legs, which means he could walk aga

    Re: Bills' Everett likely to be ********* after 'catastrophic' neck injury I pretty much agree. Injuries are not the reason sports figures get so much money, but it is a validation for it nonetheless. PS-My heart goes out to the ****** of this man, this was very tragic news.
  49. senob44

    Another old man fights off mugger

    Good for the elderly man! Sadly, he plowed through a group of people on his way home when he mistook the gas for the brake.:dunno:
  50. senob44

    Do you go away on holiday?

    I don't go on any sort of vacation really. Occasionally to upstate New York or Atlantic City. My fiancee is the more frequent traveler. She goes to Milwaukee, Wisconsin to see her ****** with some frequency (once every two years or so?) In fact she is leaving on her latest trip later this week.
Top